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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

dad found the 5 he lost and i wanna do some cool poo poo with it, idk.

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

call people

geocaching

look up stuff on wikipedia

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

plug in headphones

e: jailbreak and install f.lux clone

ee: oh its a 5. nvm

skimothy milkerson fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Mar 12, 2017

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

throw it in the trash and buy a shaggarfone

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Skim Milk posted:

rear end poo poo

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
goatse on home screen & use as burner phone when travelling internationally

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

Phoenixan posted:

goatse on home screen & use as burner phone when travelling internationally

changing my answer to this

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

i like that even tho its not super yossy (goatse aside)

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



ok dont goatse the home screen but just goatse everywhere else. messages? goatse MMS. email? goatse email. ringtone? goatse (idk make it happen)

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
sned teh goatphone

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Salt Fish posted:

sned teh goatphone

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

use it as a noise machine in your bedroom, hooked up to speakers to drown out your own sobs as you try in vain to sleep

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
i get them in pairs and glue them to things to function as IoT googly eyes.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
here is some yospos rear end poo poo for you op

:yosbutt:

Aix
Jul 6, 2006
$10
you throw it out the window and hit someone in the head so that person sues you and you go to JAIL. badass

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

cheese-cube posted:

ringtone? goatse (idk make it happen)

easy just make it this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPAZvxmLfcQ

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
shove the phone up your rear end just like stebes legacy would've wanted you to

then die from a treatable condition because you decided that homeopathy is the way to go

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

the 5 is perfectly usable

give it to someone using a piece of poo poo busted old android or something

replace the battery first tho

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Phoenixan posted:

goatse on lock screen & use as burner phone when travelling internationally

fixed

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

That is the dumb and bad one htouhg.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i think you should give it to a women's shelter op

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
help that brave man load android 4.0 on it.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
put symbian on it and embrace teh future

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
one sec

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5PYhs_DnFI

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Endless Mike posted:

i think you should give it to a women's shelter op

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I gave my old iPhone to my mom

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i have two old iphone 4s i should donate them somewhere

the batteries are pretty hosed in them tho tbh

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

you can Bing it up your rear end, op

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

lmao whats with the shot of him riding a bike in the beginning?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

BANME.sh posted:

lmao whats with the shot of him riding a bike in the beginning?

the narration says he's reporting back to the viewer to discuss what it was like. thats him riding his bike to report back. its a visual metaphor.. i call it

autistic license

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Migishu posted:

shove the phone up your rear end just like stebes legacy would've wanted you to

then die from a treatable condition because you decided that homeopathy is the way to go

Hi folks, it's your old pal Stymie here with a special message: don't be an rear end in a top hat and condemn people for their medical decisions, especially when faced with a serious diagnosis. It just makes you look judgemental and petty and that's not a good way to live.

Be a cool person and be supportive of them when they make choices that have no impact on you or your life but profound, long-lasting implications for their own lives. It's just the right thing to do.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

what are your thoughts on vaccinations stymie

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mishaq posted:

what are your thoughts on vaccinations stymie

i'm for them

vaccination is a public health issue, not a personal medical issue

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Last Chance posted:

autistic license

Stymie posted:

Hi folks, it's your old pal Stymie here with

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


stymie is right tho

pram
Jun 10, 2001
anroid

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Salt Fish posted:

sned teh goatphone
i was sent the goatphone 1 year for yosmas

it had enough life in the battery to flash goatse once & then die

e:

Phoenixan fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Mar 17, 2017

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
it's your old pal stymie and i'm here to say
judging people's medical decisions is totally gay

get down *record scratches*

puheace

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

pram posted:

anroid

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