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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Lobok posted:

I wish. Theatre staff here all turn the lights on pretty early into the credits and wait there with their garbage bags for the stragglers to leave.

Haha yeah, by the time that happened the lights were on and everyone was standing.

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Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
I like that MONARCH seems to be made of people who were laughed out of academia/gov't for their insane theories and whoever happened to survive running into a monster.

edit: at least 3/4 of every team was recruited against their will

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
I like this new, bold direction they're taking for the crossover with Godzilla

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


I gently caress with that heavily, yes sir

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Dark_Tzitzimine posted:

I like this new, bold direction they're taking for the crossover with Godzilla



Godzilla's gonna have him wearing one of those harnesses on leashes that parents put on naughty children.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I see a Fastball Special in their future...possibly a dwarf toss.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Kong could also do one of these:

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
Really liked this movie. Sure, it has its flaws, but overall its a great monster movie that is shot beautifully (in my opinion) and really made Kong himself really cool. The shots of him standing with sunsets or fire behind him looked awesome and they nailed the whole 'godlike protector of the island vibe'.

Specific cool stuff:


- giant water buffalos
- giant spider was gross and made me feel squirmy.
- chill tree-insect.
- Crazy ww2 survivor man was a breath of fresh air.
- sam jackson i guess, especially when he said 'bitch, please'.
- fps weapon shots.
- Kong's easly intro by throwing a tree into the chopper before loving them all up.
- film looked gorgeous.
.

Weird/not good

- English male lead guy was boring as hell. He didnt deserve to get the cool samurai gasmask shot.
- when they were on the river and had loads of those birds coming at them, four took one dude and then they all suddenly disappeared. Felt a little sudden and out of nowhere.
- photographer lady was fine but also not particularly interesting.
.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Haven't read anything about this movie after watching the trailers, which looked pretty good imo. Is it worth seeing at the cinema or can I wait it out?

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Syncopated posted:

Haven't read anything about this movie after watching the trailers, which looked pretty good imo. Is it worth seeing at the cinema or can I wait it out?

It's a good movie and benefits a lot from a huge screen. Considering you liked the trailers, worth a trip to the theater.

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

I'm glad I saw it in theater. Big screen for giant ape.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Sir Kodiak posted:

It's a good movie and benefits a lot from a huge screen. Considering you liked the trailers, worth a trip to the theater.

Just saw it and agree, it's a good monster movie.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


I sat a little closer than I usually do when I saw this and things like the full-height shot of Kong against the rising sun were awesome.

Alienwarehouse
Apr 1, 2017

So Kong and Godzilla are going to team up against King Ghidorah in Godzilla vs. Kong, right?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I always try to sit about 5-10 rows back, so the screen almost covers my peripheral vision, it rules

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

Alienwarehouse posted:

So Kong and Godzilla are going to team up against King Ghidorah in Godzilla vs. Kong, right?

Godzilla v Kong: Dawn of Kaiju

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



ungulateman posted:

Godzilla v Kong: Dawn of Kaiju

Then it turns out both their mothers are named Mothra,which causes them to suddenly become friends.

VolticSurge fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Apr 9, 2017

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

VolticSurge posted:

Then it turns out both their mothers are named Martha,which causes them to suddenly become friends.

Missed a really good "Mothra" joke, there, guy.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

K. Waste posted:

Missed a really good "Mothra" joke, there, guy.

gently caress you, K.Was... no, that's perfect actually. :v:

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
Godzilla would absolutely sacrifice himself to convince Kong to rescue Mothra, smdh

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich

VolticSurge posted:

Then it turns out both their mothers are named Martha,which causes them to suddenly become friends.


K. Waste posted:

Missed a really good "Mothra" joke, there, guy.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

got any sevens posted:

I always try to sit about 5-10 rows back, so the screen almost covers my peripheral vision, it rules

Also you're in the sweet spot for the theatre's audio.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

This is good

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?


This is great.

[edit]

Dark_Tzitzimine posted:

I like this new, bold direction they're taking for the crossover with Godzilla



This is also great. More so because I read somewhere that Kong is an adolescent/teen in the movie. Confirmed by Wreck-it Ralph saying he's still growing. Cutey Kong :3:

teagone fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Apr 8, 2017

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Was a pretty good movie, thought it was gonna be awful.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
It's really a greatest hits of Hollywood movies about Vietnam (especially Apocalypse Now) with monsters shamelessly doodled all over it. Samuel L. Jackson has tons of napalm and no fucks left to give, John Goodman and John C. Reilly are cool and good too. Tom Hiddleston and Brie Larson are just sort of there being generic good looking white people in a Hollywood movie, but it's fine, they're not actively annoying or anything and even do some cool poo poo sometimes.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




The scenes where Hiddleston is suddenly an action hero are so jarring because he basically does nothing for 80% of the movie.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

well why not posted:

The scenes where Hiddleston is suddenly an action hero are so jarring because he basically does nothing for 80% of the movie.

It felt like the scriptwriters forgot his character was in the movie, especially since he just steps in and takes a weapon from someone else. "Hey we established that this is your specialty weapon but watch me go!"

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Yeah it feels super clumsy and unearned in that scene. I feel like they could've simply removed or reduced the two "leads" and it wouldn't particularly damage the film. But, I guess hollywood needs to have two very attractive leads who might kiss in every single movie.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Perhaps they were establishing those characters so they could carry across to some of the other films? If not then yeah, apart from "Needs attractive leads with sexual tension" I don't know why they were written in.

I guess maybe they could have established some sexual tension between Samuel L Jackson and John Goodman and I'm 100% those guys would have been up for that but I guess the audience isn't ready for that quite yet. :v:


Edit: the entire point of having a Sexy Female Lead in a King Kong movie has always been to complete the triangle between the Courageous Male Lead and Kong but I guess they felt they'd take this film in a different direction and have Kong battle Some Other Guy for dominance and territory.

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Apr 12, 2017

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




I'm not certain they were written with a view to be carried across to other films - next time Kong appears will be v. Godzilla and that's presumably set in around 2020, making those characters very, very old when that happens.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Perhaps they were establishing those characters so they could carry across to some of the other films? If not then yeah, apart from "Needs attractive leads with sexual tension" I don't know why they were written in.

I guess maybe they could have established some sexual tension between Samuel L Jackson and John Goodman and I'm 100% those guys would have been up for that but I guess the audience isn't ready for that quite yet. :v:


Edit: the entire point of having a Sexy Female Lead in a King Kong movie has always been to complete the triangle between the Courageous Male Lead and Kong but I guess they felt they'd take this film in a different direction and have Kong battle Some Other Guy for dominance and territory.

I'm pretty sure the only sexual tension in the movie was between Samuel L. Jackson's character and Kong.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




I dunno, Marlo / Gunpei ...

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Mason weaponized an Imco Triplex and was a perfectly decent character even outside that great moment. Conrad was also a decent character if one remembers that both were supporting cast. Packard and Marlow were the definite leads so I'm not sure why people are complaining that secondary roles weren't as prominent.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

well why not posted:

Yeah it feels super clumsy and unearned in that scene. I feel like they could've simply removed or reduced the two "leads" and it wouldn't particularly damage the film. But, I guess hollywood needs to have two very attractive leads who might kiss in every single movie.

Omitting the photographer would have drastically weakened one of the film's major themes.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Serf posted:

I'm pretty sure the only sexual tension in the movie was between Samuel L. Jackson's character and Kong.

I cannot wait for the porn parody version

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It felt like the scriptwriters forgot his character was in the movie, especially since he just steps in and takes a weapon from someone else. "Hey we established that this is your specialty weapon but watch me go!"

You have it backwards. Reilly was not well-trained with the sword; he simply respected the cultural significance of it. Hiddleston, on the other hand, was actually very skilled with bladed weapons (as established early-on, in the barfight scene). The point of passing the sword, like Larson using Hiddleston's lighter, is that they work as a team.

The complaints that the two characters don't do anything are misguided, because Larson spends the whole film carefully observing events - which eventually leads to her decision to give up pacifism. Larson, on the other hand, gives Hiddleston a cause he considers worth fighting for. That the film ends with the production of a couple, and they now work to dupe the population, is the Snyderesque joke.

"I really do like movies that ride that fine line, the razor’s edge between parody and supporting the fake movie part of the movie."

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Edit: the entire point of having a Sexy Female Lead in a King Kong movie has always been to complete the triangle between the Courageous Male Lead and Kong but I guess they felt they'd take this film in a different direction and have Kong battle Some Other Guy for dominance and territory.

I'm really, really fine without that, it's the worst aspect of any Kong movie.

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

You have it backwards. Reilly was not well-trained with the sword; he simply respected the cultural significance of it. Hiddleston, on the other hand, was actually very skilled with bladed weapons (as established early-on, in the barfight scene). The point of passing the sword, like Larson using Hiddleston's lighter, is that they work as a team.

The complaints that the two characters don't do anything are misguided, because Larson spends the whole film carefully observing events - which eventually leads to her decision to give up pacifism. Larson, on the other hand, gives Hiddleston a cause he considers worth fighting for. That the film ends with the production of a couple, and they now work to dupe the population, is the Snyderesque joke.

"I really do like movies that ride that fine line, the razor’s edge between parody and supporting the fake movie part of the movie."

I definitely agree with you about Larson, but Hiddleston is just kind of there. He theoretically at least has some kind of specialty, but he doesn't really ever use it, and just spends most of the movie looking pretty. There's even a pretty easy to miss joke, that he gets lost before the big climactic battle, even though he's the wilderness survival expert. It's a different take that it's a man playing a role that traditionally would be a female character, but I think it trends towards being a pretty useless character regardless of the gender roles.

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K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

Simplex posted:

It's a different take that it's a man playing a role that traditionally would be a female character, but I think it trends towards being a pretty useless character regardless of the gender roles.

You should check out Queen Kong and King Kong Lives.

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