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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


This weekend someone presented to me a fantastic what-if: What if Undertaker had beaten Lesnar at Wrestlemania 30 and the streak was intact, only for Roman Reigns to be the one to break it. Also assuming that nothing has changed about the presentation of Roman and that WWE was still hellbent on making him the next babyface of the company, just how hilarious would the backlash to such a thing have been?

In this thread, pretend that Roman Reigns was the one to break the streak at Wrestlemania.

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Skaw
Aug 5, 2004


I'm the immediate plummiting network subscriber count.

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009


I'm the fan who cries that Reigns doesn't deserve it and says I am done with WWE, then watches RAW the next night.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



I'm laughing my rear end off

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


super macho dude posted:

I'm laughing my rear end off

nooneofconsequence
Oct 29, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


gently caress this stupid company.

*watches Raw the next night and for the rest of my life*

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

WAKE UP


Bow wow!!!!!

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.


Roman would probably be getting cheered as the man who finally laid the troubled soul of The Undertaker to his eternal rest.

Roman is basically the WWE's psychopomp, laying it's biggest stars to rest so that they no longer must roam the Earth in search of spots.

Go RV! fucked around with this message at Mar 13, 2017 around 19:05

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

We All Live In Kawalimus' House


i've already forgotten about it like i have irl

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


I enjoyed the show.

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル


Roman Reigns sounds like a name for a wrestler that would have debuted in WM IX.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013

Never believe in lies

This would still be better than what actually came of the streak ending.

Spiffster
Oct 6, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...



Lipstick Apathy

What the hell did I just witness

to be fair I said that when I watched Taker vs Brock as well

cavallingus
Apr 23, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo


super macho dude posted:

I'm laughing my rear end off

ChuckDeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

"For god's sake, man! Can you hear that? I know it seems like crying, and you always have crying in your head, but can you hear that?"


Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved The Big Dog, Roman Reigns. Bow Wow.

ChuckDeNomolos fucked around with this message at Mar 13, 2017 around 20:08

beggar
Mar 6, 2008

Smoking Makes You Impotent


Fallen Rib

The streak.. is over.

Unlike Roman lol

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


I'm hitting up the Shopzone for a Big Dog Roman Reigns t-shirt

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



super macho dude posted:

I'm laughing my rear end off

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

TOO EASY

The GDT is at least 8 solid pages of:

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."


I'd be posting this:

Yay Roman won

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


He is so strong.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aScsgUTWhVk

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


Coming out of the 2014 Rumble I remember people were actually advocating this to happen lol

Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007



beggar posted:

The streak.. is over.

Unlike Roman lol

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Good

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Junpei Hyde posted:

This would still be better than what actually came of the streak ending.

This. gently caress Brock Lesnar.

I feel about Brock how Lil B used to feel about Kevin Durant.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

I'm the person compiling the fan reaction vids a la this past Rumble:

https://youtu.be/YQFmR7INz8I?t=7

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

TOO EASY

The one at 1:00 in the live crowd is the best. It's like he sucked all the air out of the room.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



I cum

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009



You forgot to log out and log back in as Banjo before posting that.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005



Roman is on his way to 22-0 in loser leaves yard matches.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008





Ironic post about how Roman is actually good.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

I'm the delayed pop as Taker gets up immediately after the 3 count and tombstones him 10 times and spits on the corpse.

SUN GOD AVATAR
Dec 31, 2008

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. For I the LORD thy Sun God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of cosmic prestige upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

I, like all WWE fans, would feign disbelief and anger, all the while watching wrestling on Mondays and Tuesdays as I mutter under my breath, "This is why I quit watching WWE products over 10 years ago."

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

#RXT REVOLUTION~!
2000



future scoopin'...


Grimey Drawer

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This. gently caress Brock Lesnar.

I feel about Brock how Lil B used to feel about Kevin Durant.

While Brock's laziness in how he's worked his matches from Rollins forward and how he hosed Ambrose over so his MMA Training wouldn't be hiccuped by any boo boos is worthy of scorn, 95% of your ire should be pointed at Vince, who we have heard multiple times has complete creative control and is 100% responsible for any booking involving Brock. He and whoever is assisting him are the ones that are responsible for all the decisions that ruined the "Streak Rub," outside of Brock's ask for the Ambrose match to be cut short.

They decided the streak needed to be followed up with 50/50 booking where Taker got his win back. They decided they needed a Russo HE WENT OFF SCRIPT angle in the Orton match and promised Randy that Brock would be able to hardway a bleed without hurting him instead of just letting the man loving blade. They decided Rollins and Ambrose needed to look like loser clowns when fighting him instead of like tough badasses who could maybe reach Brock's level like Roman got to.

I've never liked Brock, and the fact that they're going to have him destroy one of my childhood heroes at Mania in likely his last match before once again being an absentee Champion is upsetting as hell, but lets keep perspective on who's fault the situation with Brock actually is. It's not Brock's duty to correct dumb decisions, especially when they're dumb in his favor. He's not the one calling his shots.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!


Wakes up -> checks the results -> "Hahahaha, I'm glad I skipped Mania!"

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I'd cheer Roman if that meant that the Undertaker finally retired.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011



Awesome! The Shield will live forever!

e: I mean didn't everyone like Roman while the Shield was still a thing?

Venomous fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2017 around 16:28

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try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???


Meltzer gave it four stars

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