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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
there should be a small pony and the cruiserweights feud over who gets to ride it

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

dromal phrenia posted:

the entire division should be vying for her attention, except for neville who is pissed that no one pays attention to him or his title

But he's the KIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG! Obviously he'd was Alicia Fuuuuux to be his QUEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

the flim flam flash

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the flim flam flash

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
The Cruiserweights should wrestle in four of those Wrestlemania ring carts strapped together into a square.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Bill Goldberg posted:

there should be a small pony and the cruiserweights feud over who gets to ride it

I use to think ponies were baby horses

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Stop calling him flim-flam, Cole.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Perkins is a great addition to the division. Dudes got crazy energy.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

i do enjoy that tozawa continues to try to kill kendrick every chance he gets

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Holy poo poo, I think I heard TJ chants!

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
was that a TJ chant? holy poo poo what a crowd

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

please let tozawa just snap german all 3 of these men

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
TJ Perkin's butt.

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


Detroit crowds have been pretty good the last few times, honestly.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

another roll up, thanks RAW

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

RacistGuidingLight posted:

TJ Perkin's butt.

Tony Neese's abs.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
The 'Topes win a game!

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Sir Plus posted:

if they ever give roman reigns one of those fake talk shows like the rollins report or miztv, it should totally be called the dog house and he announces who's in the dog house this week but roman is also in the dog house because he's the top dog

it'd be like the list of jericho but actually good

Only if he gets to give out replica Top Dog trophies at the end of the show.

And a corgi video is looping in the background.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Great booking there guys.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

gallows oiled up that arm

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarly

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

dromal phrenia posted:

another roll up, thanks RAW

At this rate, they should start branding their own candy. Raw Roll Ups. So long, it'll take you three hours to eat!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
They ain't a flash in the pan. They're barely a pan.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

NERDS

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Writer Cath posted:

The Cruiserweights should wrestle in four of those Wrestlemania ring carts strapped together into a square.

A match set in a ring, inside a cage (so nobody falls out)...on the back of a moving truck

This can only end awesomely

edit: the time limit is enforced by the truck driving off a cliff :black101:

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Kane is running for office, let Gallows be Kane again and give Karl Anderson both tag belts

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Shockingly bland promo.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

what else can you ask the tag team champs about, if not their opponents?

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


"NERDS" always makes me laugh

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
a special needs fan has wandered onto the stage

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006

The Landstander posted:

I think it's more of an "aaa"

Pfffttt! Gaijin!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
every week there is sheamus-cesaro versus those fuckers match. jesus christ

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Why is Gallows so red?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

SatansOnion posted:

A match set in a ring, inside a cage (so nobody falls out)...on the back of a moving truck

This can only end awesomely

You're speaking like someone who never saw the King of the Road match.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r77868CA-DE

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
This is gonna involve Sami eating a pin, btw.

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
Why would you have an altered Wrestlemania 2 shirt? WM2 was terrible.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Its the match we should have had last week, tonight!

Hopefully it is more than 5 minutes

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

dromal phrenia posted:

what else can you ask the tag team champs about, if not their opponents?

What kind of shaving blade do they use on their scalps? Mach 3? Gilette Quattro? Straight razor?

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Rhonne posted:

Why is Gallows so red?

Brand support

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I bet they've taken a lot in their day.

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