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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
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APRIL 2ND!

HOSTED BY THE NEW DAY

Universal Title Match
Goldberg(c) vs. Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman

Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns

WWE Title Match
Bray Wyatt(c) vs. Randy Orton

Seth Rollins vs. Triple H

John Cena and Nikki Bella vs. The Miz and Maryse

US Title Match
Chris Jericho(c) vs. Kevin Owens

Intercontinental Title Match
Dean Ambrose(c) vs. Baron Corbin

Raw Women's Title Triple Threat Match
Bayley(c) vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks

Smackdown Women's Title Match
Alexa Bliss(c) vs. Every Smackdown Woman Available

Raw Tag Team Title Triple Threat Match
Gallows & Anderson(c) vs. Cesaro & Sheamus vs. Enzo & Big Cass

Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal

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Raw Results

Taken from WON.

Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman started the show. He got cheered like the biggest babyface in the company, though Corey Graves claimed some fans were booing. Heyman laughed over Lesnar giving Goldberg an F-5. Heyman said he could see the future and that vision has been bestowed upon every one of the fans courtesy of the Goldberg destroyer, Brock Lesnar. He said April 2 will be the night Lesnar causes the "so-called announcers" to scream "down goes Goldberg." There were some Goldberg chants, but they got drowned out by boos. Heyman trolled the Goldberg fans by teasing that he was here tonight, then quickly pulled the rug out from under them.

Heyman admitted, for the past few months, they had a serious problem with Goldberg because every time they've faced him, the results have been the same: spear, jackhammer, Goldberg. But not last week, because the story then was F-5, down goes Goldberg. He said Goldberg went down to the single most effective finishing move in WWE history, the F-5. Heyman said the greatest champion in wrestling history, a resurrection of biblical proportions will take place at WrestleMania, referring to Lesnar winning the championship. He said Heyman's theory of WrestleMania relativity goes like this: F-5=Lesnar goes up=down goes Goldberg.

Stephanie McMahon and Mick Foley talked backstage. Stephanie said Heyman was creepy. She admitted their relationship has been rocky as of late. Stephanie said if Mick is willing to learn, she was willing to teach. Stephanie had his first lesson, by the end of the night, she wanted Foley to fire someone from the Raw roster. Stephanie told him to find the bottom 10% and find the one person to fire to send a message of strong leadership. She wants him to think like a business person. Foley reluctantly agreed.

Sasha Banks defeated Dana Brooke (1:22)

Bayley and Charlotte were at ringside. Sasha Banks scored the pin with a reverse cradle. Postmatch, Charlotte lashed out at Dana Brooke, calling her a disgrace and how she doesn't deserve to be by her side. Charlotte said she was finally going to get rid of her. Charlotte started to say she was actually going to keep her around, but Brooke punched Charlotte. Brooke gave Charlotte a short-armed clothesline, brawled around ringside with her. Crowd chanted for Brooke as Charlotte walked off.

Michael Cole announced this year's recipient of the Warrior Award would be Eric LeGrand, a Rutgers University football player who was paralyzed in a game vs. Army in 2010.

Brian Kendrick and Tony Nese defeated Akira Tozawa and T.J. Perkins (8:50)

Akira Tozawa did a tope on Brian Kendrick where he leads with his head. T.J. Perkins then jumped over Tozawa to score a huracanrana on Tony Nese. Nese pulled the ring skirt over Tozawa's head to land a dropkick for the heat. Perkins had a good hot tag sequence that included a jumping DDT on Nese, forcing Kendrick to make the save. Kendrick reached for Perkins outside the ring, but Tozawa ran over to kick him to the floor. Nese gave Perkins a knee to the back, which sent Perkins flying into Tozawa, who also went to the floor. Nese pinned Perkins with a schoolboy cradle and a handful of trunks.

They announced Tozawa vs. Kendrick vs. Perkins vs. Nese vs. Kendrick vs. Austin Aries in a five-way tomorrow night. The winner faces Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship at WrestleMania.

Charly Caruso asked Gallows and Anderson about facing Cesaro & Sheamus or Enzo & Cass at WrestleMania. They blew her off saying they've defeated teams from around the world and they aren't interested in talking about anyone else except themselves.

Kevin Owens, wearing a KO Mania 2 shirt (in the style of the WrestleMania 2 logo), did a promo in the ring with the spotlight on him. He said one month ago today, he took the spotlight and put it right back where it belongs at the Festival of Friendship in Las Vegas. They showed highlights of Owens' attack. Owens said a lot of people were upset at him for betraying Jericho, for pretending to be Jericho's best friend for months. Owens said he was never Jericho's best friend, but Jericho never actually considered him his best friend, either. All Jericho was doing was getting close to him so Jericho could get close to the Universal Championship. Now, Jericho was mad at him not because Owens betrayed him, but he stabbed Jericho in the back before Jericho could do the same to him. He claimed to outsmart Jericho, and now Jericho wants revenge. Owens said he would give him that chance. Owens said at WrestleMania, he would take Jericho's U.S. Championship just like Jericho took away his Universal championship. When he was done with Jericho, all that would be left is the Tears of Jericho, Cry it Out, man. Owens said he was teaming with a destroyer tonight, and Samoa Joe walked out.

Chris Jericho and Sami Zayn defeated Kevin Owens and Samoa Joe by DQ (3:41)

Owens superkicked Jericho off the apron. Aside from that, they didn't touch during the match. Sami Zayn sold his knee after a somersault tope onto Owens and Joe. The heels continued to put the boots to Zayn, forcing the referee to call for the DQ. Jericho ran back in for a hockey fight spot with Owens, then tried the Walls of Jericho. Joe jumped Jericho from behind. Joe and Owens beat down Jericho, and it ended with Owens giving Jericho the pop-up power bomb.

Stephanie and Foley talked about who to fire backstage. Stephanie wanted Zayn fired. Nia Jax walked in upset about Banks being added to the WrestleMania Raw Women's Title match in a three-way. Stephanie interrupted Foley and said Jax would face Bayley tonight. Foley left in disgust to clear his head. Stephanie offered to give him company.

Jinder Mahal walked up to Foley demanding that he not be the one who gets fired tonight. Foley told him he would have to decide, but until then Mahal would get ready for a match tonight with Reigns.

The New Day were backstage for the debut of their new talk show "New Day Talks." Big E. had a tie over his singlet. Kofi Kingston welcomed the Big Show as thieir guest. Xavier Woods sang Show's theme song. Woods announced that Show has the chance to become the first two-time winner of the Andrew the Giant Battle Royal. Before Show could answer, Kingston rode through with an advertisement for the New Day's new ice cream. Woods asked about the Jetsons new movie, "The Jetsons & WWE: Robo WrestleMania." Show talked about the movie when Titus O'Neal walked in. He was worried about being the one fired, then was mad about Show appearing in the Jetsons movie. O'Neal shoved Show, who fumed. Woods called O'Neal "Tight Drawers O'Neal."

Enzo & Cass came out. Enzo showed off a new coffee mug after Cesaro spilled coffee last week. It read "Watta we got ova here. Cuppa haters." Cass said we're in March Madness, they weren't Villanova, UNC, Gonzaga or Kansas, they were Enzo and Cass. So when people filled out their brackets, people should make him and Enzo the champions.

Enzo & Cass fought to a no contest with Sheamus & Cesaro (7:59)

While Sheamus was on the apron, Cass gave him the big boot, sending both men to the floor. Anderson and Gallows ran out through the crowd and jumped Cass and Sheamus. Graves talked about how Anderson and Gallows wanted to leave both teams laying. Anderson and Gallows gave Cesaro the Magic Killer, and disposed of Amore, as well, standing over all four of the men involved in the match. Cool tag spots by Sheamus & Cesaro, including Sheamus giving Amore a rolling senton as Cesaro delivered a double stomp off the ropes.

Foley confronted Anderson and Gallows backstage. He screamed at them about potentially firing both of them, then ordered Anderson & Gallows to face Enzo & Cass along with Cesaro & Sheamus in a three-way for the Raw Tag Team Championships at WrestleMania.

Roman Reigns defeated Jinder Mahal (2:55)

Reigns delivered clotheslines in the corner to Mahal when the Undertaker's gong sounded overhead. Crowd exploded, but it was just a distraction as Mahal hit a Michinoku Driver for a near fall. Reigns, looking upset over the Undertaker's mind games, roared out of the corner with a Superman Punch, then pulled Mahal up for another Superman Punch and the pin.

Reigns said he wasn't messing around tonight and called out the Undertaker. Reigns waited through a commercial break, but Shawn Michaels came out instead. Michaels got a much better reaction than his last few suprise appearances. Reigns said he was glad to see him, but he didn't call out HBK, he called out the Undertaker. Michaels said he saw what happened between Reigns and the Undertaker last week. He said he saw what happened when the gong went off during Reigns' match. He said Reigns is unfocused and distracted, and come WrestleMania the Undertaker would eat Reigns alive. Crowd largely cheered that.

Reigns said that wasn't happening, and everyone asks him "What is it going to be like when you're in the ring with the Undertaker?" Maybe they should ask "What will it be like for the Undertaker when he's in the ring with him?" Michaels said he's on Reigns' side, but Reigns should acknowledge he's Mr. WrestleMania. He knows what it's like to walk around with a chip on his shoulder, what it's like to have everyone secretly hope he's going to fail. He's walked in Reigns' shoes and he's on Reigns' side. Reigns said he appreciates the advice, but with all due respect, the Undertaker retired Shawn. Reigns said he's the guy who's gonna retire the Undertaker. Reigns left the ring while Michaels just watched on. Braun Strowman ran out and clotheslined Reigns, who fell head over heels off the ramp to the floor, landing near the barricade. Strowman screamed at Michaels, as well. Crowd chanted "Thank you, Strowman." As Reigns got up, they chanted "HBK."

Stephanie and Foley watched from backstage. Stephanie wanted to know who he was going to fire. Foley wanted to talk her out of firing someone, but said it was a decision he had to take. Stephanie said it was a move that was only going to increase the competition in the locker room. Stephanie said Foley had one hour to make the decision, and if he doesn't, she'll make it for him. And if she decides, it will be something he may not like.

Austin Aries defeated Ariya Daivari (3:46)

Crowd wasn't as into Aries as there were last week. Aries brought back in Pendulum Elbow, used a kneebreaker into a back suplex where he dropped Ariya Daivari on his head. Aries pinned him with the Roaring Elbow. Neville watched from backstage with the new Cruiserweight Championship belt.

Emma is coming.

The Big Show defeated Titus O'Neal (1:50)

Show, in his last match inside the building where he defeated Hulk Hogan to win the WCW World Championship in 1995 at the age of 23, scored two choke slams. Crowd chanted for another in a scene straight from 1995 ECW and 911. Show obliged and pinned him. I guess Show needed to wrestle an O'Neal while he could.

Bayley talked with Banks backstage about wrestling Jax. Banks said Bayley shouldn't listen to the haters. Bayley asked "What haters?" Banks said the haters who said Bayley isn't a deserving champion. Banks told her she's got this. Banks left, and Bayley had a uncertain look on her face after Banks' remarks.

Jericho was backstage and did an interview with Mike Rome. He said he was bringing back the Highlight Reel next week so everyone could see the real Kevin Owens. He told Tom Phillips to hit the bricks. Rome pointed out he wasn't Tom Phillips. Jericho was undeterred, maintaining that he was Tom Phillips. He told Tom Phillips if he knew what happened to people who said they weren't who they were. Suddenly, the List of Jericho was back, and he added Tom Phillips to the list. Well, Phillips was on the list last October, under the name "Felipe Tomastein."

Bayley defeated Nia Jax by DQ (7:45)

Jax got disqualified for refusing to break in the corner during the five count for the Vince Verhei special. Jax hung Bayley upside down in the corner and put the boots to her. She wanted to give Bayley a splash while she was still tied to the tree of woe, but the referee stopped her. So Jax dragged Bayley out of the ring and threw her against the dasherboards after the match. Crowd surpassed its burnout phase at this point.

Stephanie was in the ring. Crowd chanted "CM Punk," but she was so far in her scripted routine she ignored them. They tapered off soon enough. Foley came out, visibly limping. Stephanie wanted to know who he was going to fire. Foley said he couldn't think of one superstar who deserved to be fired. But ten minutes a name jumped off the page. He thanked Stephanie for giving him this assignment, and he thought it would really help the product. He said it was Stephanie McMahon.

Crowd roared and chanted "yes." Stephanie didn't sell it at all and said it wasn't in his power to fire her. Mick said Stephanie treated her talent like chattle, but they're human beings. Foley said he treasured his friendship of 18 years with Stephanie. Foley said in September, when HHH helped Owens win the Universal Championship, she swore to him that she new nothing about it. He said then that she was either telling the truth or a really good liar and a really bad person. He knows now he's looking into the eyes of a really good liar and a really bad person.

HHH came out and said if he had something to say, say it to his face. Foley told HHH he would be happy to, but HHH was always hiding in the shadows. HHH said he was easy to find and threatened to rip Foley's leg off and hit him in the head with it. Foley wondered if HHH was going to let Joe do it for him, since that's what he's doing nowadays. HHH said he's working hard to develop the future because he doesn't want to look at pathetic has-beens like Foley. He didn't want Foley back, but Stephanie actually likes him. HHH told Foley don't mistake Stephanie's heart for a lack of being able to do what it takes. Crowd chanted CM Punk, and HHH got thrown off in his script. Foley said, unlike the WWE superstars, they don't have to pretend to like HHH. Unlike HHH, he looks at himself and sees someone he likes.

HHH wondered how his kids would feel about Foley getting fired. Dewey and Noelle. He brought up Dewey working in Stanford, and said maybe Mick will give him a ride to the unemployment office. HHH asked if that struck a chord. HHH told Foley to tuck his tail between his legs and waddle up the ramp. When he gets back there, he needs to have a life altering moment where he understands how much he loves his job. And he needs to jump when Stephanie tells him to. He ordered Mick to get the hell out of his ring. Foley put his microphone down and started to walk out. HHH and Stephanie turned their back to Foley, who brought out Mr. Socko. HHH walked over, but Foley put him in the mandible claw. Stephanie gave him a low blow.

HHH took off his jacket like he was ready to finish Foley, but Seth Rollins limped out on a crutch with his right knee in a brace. HHH challenged Rollins to get in the ring. Rollins threw down the crutch, took off his jacket, and ran in the ring. HHH and Rollins exchanged punches to a big roar as Foley vanished. Rollins kicked HHH in the midsection, and kicked him out of the ring with a dropkick. Crowd chanted "Rollins." HHH grabbed Rollins' crutch and ran back in the ring, but Rollins had more punches. Rollins ran off the ropes, but HHH hit him with the crutch on his bad knee. HHH hit him with it again and bent it. HHH used an Indian Death Lock on Rollins as he screamed in agony. Referees ran out to break it up. Rollins got up, but HHH hit him with the crutch again. HHH got great heel heat for this angle.

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Smackdown Results
  • A recap of AJ's post-show breakdown from the previous week played. Daniel Bryan was on the phone discussing the show when AJ interrupted to demand to speak with Shane. AJ went to the ring and laid out all the hoops he'd had to jump through only to get nothing, while Randy committed a crime and gets rewarded with the main event of Wrestlemania. He noted that he can't fight Daniel Bryan over this but Bryan is only a puppet anyway, and he wants to have a "conversation" with Shane McMahon tonight.

  • Becky Lynch defeated Nattie in a match. Afterwards, Carmella blindsided Becky.

  • A recap of John Cena and Nikki Bella at the Kid's Choice awards.

  • Backstage, Carmella (with Ellsworth) explained she attacked Becky because Bryan said every woman wrestler available would get a shot at Alexa Bliss' title at Wrestlemania, and she wants it.

  • MizTV segment in which Miz recapped his trolling of John Cena over the last week. Maryse told a story about Nikki abusing her power on Total Divas and costing Maryse a job, and vowed to expose Nikki as a lying, backstabbing bitch. Cena and Nikki came out and rushed the ring but Miz and Maryse left. Nikki accused Maryse of being a blow-up doll only good for hanging off Miz's arm, and challenged her to a match. Miz mocked her because only John Cena gets to book his own matches and tried to leave. Daniel Bryan came out and did a great promo about how Miz's attitudes and actions (crowd loved this) and then told him he couldn't hide anymore, and announced the Cena/Nikki vs Miz/Maryse match at Wrestlemania.

  • Mickie James beat Alexa Bliss in a match mostly greeted by quiet from the audience. Mickie was ostensibly the face but it was really a heel vs heel match. Alexa appeared to have KOed Mickie towards the end but then Mickie hit the Mick Kick to get the clean win.

  • Renee interviewed AJ in the parking garage where he was waiting for Shane to arrive, saying if he couldn't get his Mania match he would get his thrills where he could. He jumped Shane as he exited his car and smashed his head through a car window. Fit Finlay ran off AJ but as he and Renee checked on Shane, AJ rushed back to kick Shane in the face.

  • AJ was packing up to leave and walked into Daniel Bryan who warned him he wasn't untouchable. AJ taunted him asking if he was going to fire him, and Bryan replied,"YEP!" and fired him! Security escorted AJ out.

  • Mojo Rawley defeated Dolph Ziggler by countout when Dolph just strolled off instead of getting back into the ring.

  • A replay of the Shane/AJ confrontation had a camera shot from INSIDE THE CAR because WWE hasn't learned a thing from that forklift finish to Mankind/Rock from almost 20 years ago.

  • Randy Orton did an in-ring promo about how he set-up Bray in order to make his betrayal cut all the deeper. Now that Bray was truly alone, Randy would take everything from him at Wrestlemania. Bray interrupted on the titantron from the ruins of his burned out spooky shed, and claimed that Sister Abigail cannot be destroyed by fire, and has now endowed Bray with her power "without limits". Bray "baptised" himself in the ashes.

  • Baron Corbin did a promo about his attack on Dean Ambrose the week before.

  • American Alpha vs The Usos was the last match of the show. During the match we saw Shane McMahon being helped down a corridor. The Usos beat American Alpha after blocking an attempted double-team

  • Shane made his way out from backstage and announced that AJ Styles complained he didn't have an opponent for Wrestlemania.... but he does now. USA immediately cut to Chrisley Knows Best.

Somebody fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2017 around 02:02

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Raw is bad.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Eater of worlds, pins, and CHICKEN


A McMahon stands tall every show

Tomorrow, watch Shane heroically say yes to Styles' challenge

SUN GOD AVATAR
Dec 31, 2008

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. For I the LORD thy Sun God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of cosmic prestige upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

I love that in the OP, the picture of American Alpha is from WWF Warzone for the Nintendo 64.

It all makes sense.

Jeep
Feb 20, 2013


I really liked that the ending was the one time the crowd would pop for Reigns and they didn't bring him out

Eli Wiggum
Apr 23, 2010



I was waiting for Kurt Angle's music to start playing in that last segment for some reason

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

help theres rain coming from the sky and theres other racers on the track near me and slamming my brakes on breaks them ironically enough and why does my avatar keep getting worse



HHH IS A BADASS!!!!

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


DoctorGonzo posted:

HHH IS A BADASS!!!!

Hes strong

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Eater of worlds, pins, and CHICKEN


Already a shirt

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

Stephanie McMahon started the women's revolution. Stephanie McMahon is an astronaut philanthropist. Stephanie McMahon is the greatest commissioner of all time.

Stephanie McMahon.

Hey, anybody who went to Raw tonight, did they say anything about when they'd be in Detroit next?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

help theres rain coming from the sky and theres other racers on the track near me and slamming my brakes on breaks them ironically enough and why does my avatar keep getting worse



Its totally cool that the same characters who have been assholes for 20 years now are running the show!!

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


My over cut at the end did HHH really get shook from the punk chant? Lmao

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

Stephanie McMahon started the women's revolution. Stephanie McMahon is an astronaut philanthropist. Stephanie McMahon is the greatest commissioner of all time.

Stephanie McMahon.

Do it ironically posted:

My over cut at the end did HHH really get shook from the punk chant? Lmao

He sure did.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

help theres rain coming from the sky and theres other racers on the track near me and slamming my brakes on breaks them ironically enough and why does my avatar keep getting worse



VJeff posted:

He sure did.

Bick Foley

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...


3 hours of Stephanie McMahon making GBS threads on her own business. Glad I skipped it.

Though I'm very ready for plucky underdog face Dana Brooke.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Eater of worlds, pins, and CHICKEN


At least Reigns can sell?

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


Wait, isn't Detroit in such a financial crisis like 1/3 of the city looks like a post apocalypse cyberpunk movie? How the heck can they afford to build a new stadium?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

That ending was cool (and I dig the new shirt) but I couldn't help but wince as Trips worked the knee, work or not. For gently caress's sake, the man is playing with fire legit as is!

Jeep posted:

I really liked that the ending was the one time the crowd would pop for Reigns and they didn't bring him out

Hmmmmm....I wonder if maybe there's a few possible reasons for that...?

SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2017 around 03:58

nooneofconsequence
Oct 29, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Kings Layer

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Cornwind Evil posted:

Wait, isn't Detroit in such a financial crisis like 1/3 of the city looks like a post apocalypse cyberpunk movie? How the heck can they afford to build a new stadium?

It's improving but most of the people attending sporting events are from the suburbs anyway.

ChuckDeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

"For god's sake, man! Can you hear that? I know it seems like crying, and you always have crying in your head, but can you hear that?"


SamuraiFoochs posted:

Hmmmmm....I wonder if maybe there's a few possible reasons for that...?

i'm always so split on this, because I believe he's going heel after Mania, but I could see someone thinking backstage that being a dick to HBK is a good move for a babyface.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013


https://twitter.com/WWE/status/841497003116843009

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008



whats this about a new cruiserweight belt

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

i'm always so split on this, because I believe he's going heel after Mania, but I could see someone thinking backstage that being a dick to HBK is a good move for a babyface.

I'm normally skeptical but NO one was cheering Roman by the end and he straight up disrespected two universally beloved legends for almost no reason in one promo. I wouldn't toxx on it or anything but I'm growing more confident by the week that it may, in fact, be Happening.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Grimey Drawer

I love Dana's muscle lady waddle

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Dr. rear end posted:

whats this about a new cruiserweight belt

Someone on Reddit shopped one that looks better than the current one but I have no idea if a new belt is actually a thing or not

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005



SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm normally skeptical but NO one was cheering Roman by the end and he straight up disrespected two universally beloved legends for almost no reason in one promo. I wouldn't toxx on it or anything but I'm growing more confident by the week that it may, in fact, be Happening.

the youtube upload of that segment is going to replace the boos with cheers, hth

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Oh Snapple! posted:

the youtube upload of that segment is going to replace the boos with cheers, hth

We'll see. I dunno about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJI7nSJE1aM

You were saying?

Sugar Blaster
Dec 14, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

We'll see. I dunno about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJI7nSJE1aM

You were saying?
love u fooch but you gotta stop being smug about stuff when the stuff being referenced literally happened a week ago.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Sugar Blaster posted:

love u fooch but you gotta stop being smug about stuff when the stuff being referenced literally happened a week ago.

He said they would do it with this segment. They literally did not.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



the raw stream hardlocked my laptop's videocard before raw even started so i think i ended up ahead

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

musicals are garbage


VJeff posted:

He sure did.

I didn't watch, what happened?

ftwtom
Feb 7, 2001



Caught the Smackdown house show tonight. We got Cena-Styles no DQ in the main event and the crowd chanted that Miz eats boogers. Real good show.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

It's me, It's me, It's DDP!!


I had to work tonight, but I DVR'ed Raw. I can't really tell how good or bad it is looking at those results. It seems mostly bad, but with some cool stuff.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

DeepDickPizza posted:

I had to work tonight, but I DVR'ed Raw. I can't really tell how good or bad it is looking at those results. It seems mostly bad, but with some cool stuff.

That's basically spot on, yes.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005



SamuraiFoochs posted:

We'll see. I dunno about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJI7nSJE1aM

You were saying?

Surprising!

As noted, of course, there was plenty of reason to doubt that they'd leave it unaltered.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Oh Snapple! posted:

Surprising!

As noted, of course, there was plenty of reason to doubt that they'd leave it unaltered.

I'm not saying there wasn't reason to doubt, but tonight seemed deliberate, and other than some cuts (which they always do; almost any YT clip for WWE is 4-5 minutes max) they didn't really edit anything significant.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




sportsgenius86 posted:

Someone on Reddit shopped one that looks better than the current one but I have no idea if a new belt is actually a thing or not

Got a link?

Also I love the look of the current cruiserweight belt, love the purple and the more angular design.

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 32 hours!


VJeff posted:

Hey, anybody who went to Raw tonight, did they say anything about when they'd be in Detroit next?

End of July at the Joe

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