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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007



Oh Snapple! posted:

I'm amazed anyone can muster any emotion toward Brian Kendrick besides general apathy.

All the japanese wrestlers he tries to be nice to hate his guts. Only TJ Perkins was a big enough dork to be his friend.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

I will wipe away all tears from your eyes. There shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, there shall be no more pain. All these things are passed away.


Kendrick is cool. He was the best part of the CWC and has good matches.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007



Vince McMahon would have legit been an awesome guest for the 1 million subscriber episode. I wanna see him play God of War or something.

Dream Scenario - he plays 2k17, realizes how bad it is, and gives the series over to a new developer.

Blaise330 fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2017 around 21:38

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

But First...We train!

The_Rob posted:

Roman is so over we have to edit the crowd reactions because of how over he is!!!

don't want the other wrestlers feel bad at their weak reaction compared to 4 star roman

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


Alain Post posted:

My new favorite Roman Reigns is Bad metric, "when he has a 2 minute TV squash with Titus O'Neal or Jinder Mahal, where are the four stars????"

They happen so rarely they're worth mentioning. Here are Roman's TV opponents since the the brand split:

Jinder
Strowman (Fastlane)
Anderson/Gallows
Anderson/Gallows
Joe
Owens/Rumble (Royal Rumble)
Jericho
Jericho/Owens
Jericho
Owens
Owens/Jericho (Tag w/Rollins)
Owens (Roadblock)
Owens/Rusev (Tribute to the Troops, Tag w/Cass)
New Day + Jericho/Owens (Tag w/Rollins)
Jericho
Owens
Styles/Wyatt/Orton/Ambrose/Shane (Survivor Series, Tag w/Owens/Strowman/Rollins/Jericho)
Cesaro/Sheamus (Tag w/Owens)
Owens, Strowman, Jericho, Rollins (5-way)
Jericho
Rusev (HIAC)
Rusev
Rusev
Rusev/Charlotte (Tag w/Banks)
Jericho/Owens/Rusev (Tag w/Enzo+Cass)
Rusev
Rusev
Owens
Owens
Owens/Cass/Rollins (4-way)
Jericho
Rusev (Summerslam)
Rusev
Balor
Jericho/Zayn/Sheamus (4-way)
Ambrose/Rollins (Battleground)

It's been this way for years. Anyone booked against the top tier of the company's talent for as long as Roman has have either been much better at their job than Roman (either in workrate, reactions, or both) or they've been abandoned and dumped down the card.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Blaise330 posted:

Vince McMahon would have legit been an awesome guest for the 1 million subscriber episode. I wanna see him play God of War or something.

Dream Scenario - he plays 2k17, realizes how bad it is, and gives the series over to a new developer.

Vince would make it to the mini game where you have sex with the women and the rest of the episode would just be him repeating that while completely ignoring Xavier.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

We should all be so lucky


Posible pornstars: Siri, Tanya Tate, Trina Michaels.

Also

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


DoctorGonzo posted:

Posible pornstars: Siri, Tanya Tate, Trina Michaels.

Also



Jinder knew he had his one shot and by gum he took it

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

We should all be so lucky


CubsWoo posted:

Jinder knew he had his one shot and by gum he took it

Yeah him and BRAAAAAAAAAAAUN hot potatoed Roman.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

quote:

Hulk Hogan is opening Hogan's Beach Shop at 7679 International Drive in Orlando on 3/30 and will signing autographs at noon at the location daily through 4/4.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007



Between Dana, Titus, Apollo, and Jinder, I dub this the Swole Jobber Era

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

CubsWoo posted:

They happen so rarely they're worth mentioning. Here are Roman's TV opponents since the the brand split:

Jinder
Strowman (Fastlane)
Anderson/Gallows
Anderson/Gallows
Joe
Owens/Rumble (Royal Rumble)
Jericho
Jericho/Owens
Jericho
Owens
Owens/Jericho (Tag w/Rollins)
Owens (Roadblock)
Owens/Rusev (Tribute to the Troops, Tag w/Cass)
New Day + Jericho/Owens (Tag w/Rollins)
Jericho
Owens
Styles/Wyatt/Orton/Ambrose/Shane (Survivor Series, Tag w/Owens/Strowman/Rollins/Jericho)
Cesaro/Sheamus (Tag w/Owens)
Owens, Strowman, Jericho, Rollins (5-way)
Jericho
Rusev (HIAC)
Rusev
Rusev
Rusev/Charlotte (Tag w/Banks)
Jericho/Owens/Rusev (Tag w/Enzo+Cass)
Rusev
Rusev
Owens
Owens
Owens/Cass/Rollins (4-way)
Jericho
Rusev (Summerslam)
Rusev
Balor
Jericho/Zayn/Sheamus (4-way)
Ambrose/Rollins (Battleground)

It's been this way for years. Anyone booked against the top tier of the company's talent for as long as Roman has have either been much better at their job than Roman (either in workrate, reactions, or both) or they've been abandoned and dumped down the card.

Or they'd be Sting.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Make sure you follow the dress code!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold




please please please let him get boo'd at wrestlemania

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


Hogan can't be racist if he's on a Wrestlemania being hosted by black people

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

WWE transcended racism with the Warrior award.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

Jerusalem posted:

You're killing me here, Cobi

I'm with Triss! I backed Cerys as King! I LIKE REDHEADS, drat IT!!!

Oh, and if Hulk's shop is still open in Orlando when I head down in October, I'll snap some pics. O/U of that being the case?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


Do a trip report from this sick McDonalds car dealership across the street

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

musicals are garbage


Blaise330 posted:

Between Dana, Titus, Apollo, and Jinder, I dub this the Swole Jobber Era

That was 2003 buddy.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

We should all be so lucky


CobiWann posted:

I'm with Triss!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

#RXTREVOLUTIONFOREVER6


https://twitter.com/AchillesF6/stat...782705855574021

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

We should all be so lucky



Enjoy the show and boo the gently caress out of Shane for me, friend!

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.


Is there some other pornstar who hangs out and is friends with half the roster besides Kendra Lust?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



please cheer for my good friend lou parper

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

TOO EASY

UUDD should ask Stephanie why she insists on being the worst character on television.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

We should all be so lucky


HerraS posted:

Is there some other pornstar who hangs out and is friends with half the roster besides Kendra Lust?

Kendra Lust hosed John Cena while he was still married. I dont think she is friends with anyone on backstage?

Alain Post
Oct 7, 2007

The professor of posting


Watching Bring It To The Table. My god they should do this every week. Best show on the network

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

I thought Steph came off as more human in that UUDD video than anything since the Connor The Crusher tribute, idk.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

I think Roman is good at hitting his big spots, and working well with a variety of opponents and generally making them look good. He'd be even better at this if he wasn't booked as the superhuman face character.

Basically I think he'd be an awesome traveling territorial heel who could look good smashing the poo poo out of some jobbers and then having a believable THE HERO COULD LOSE match

Except he's the hero, and he can't lose. He is absolutely way better than Sting though. Which means in 20 years no one will remember anything bad about him and just remember him as a hall of fame legend who can return to pop a buy rate. Vince's ghost wins again

Eli Wiggum
Apr 23, 2010



Spotted outside PPG Paints Arena earlier (a.k.a. site of tonight's SmackDown Live):

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

We should all be so lucky


Eli Wiggum posted:

Spotted outside PPG Paints Arena earlier (a.k.a. site of tonight's SmackDown Live):



no way

ChuckDeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

"For god's sake, man! Can you hear that? I know it seems like crying, and you always have crying in your head, but can you hear that?"


The Roman turn would be way easier on the Raw after Mania after killing Taker, or the Raw after Summerslam if he's taking the title from Brock, if The Rock shows up to do something/congratulate him and Roman comes to the ring, tells him to get the gently caress out, and has the Raw debut of the new Usos (the Nu-sos) jump him from behind. Give him a new theme song to match, and put him in a suit, and boom, you're done.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Sauerkraut, onions, mustard... that's a damn good dog.


Plaster Town Cop

Eli Wiggum posted:

Spotted outside PPG Paints Arena earlier (a.k.a. site of tonight's SmackDown Live):



I'm glad Ryback is back

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

But First...We train!

bradzilla posted:

I'm glad Ryback is back

he looks a little gaunt someone should feed him more.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

#RXTREVOLUTIONFOREVER6


Eli Wiggum posted:

Spotted outside PPG Paints Arena earlier (a.k.a. site of tonight's SmackDown Live):



Oh God I'm going to be finally in a non poo poo Pittsburgh PPG Paints arena crowd that isn't the Rumble

Alain Post
Oct 7, 2007

The professor of posting


I'm glad Hank from Breaking Bad is there

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


Eli Wiggum posted:

Spotted outside PPG Paints Arena earlier (a.k.a. site of tonight's SmackDown Live):



i'm glad my dad made it to the show

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


CobiWann posted:

I backed Cerys as King!

Well okay, you got one thing right at least.

Eli Wiggum posted:

Spotted outside PPG Paints Arena earlier (a.k.a. site of tonight's SmackDown Live):



Please cast him as American Alpha's long-lost dad

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

#RXTREVOLUTIONFOREVER6


Jerusalem posted:

Please cast him as American Alpha's long-lost dad
That would finally get them over on the main roster

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

Erebus posted:

Do a trip report from this sick McDonalds car dealership across the street



I was there this past weekend! By accident - we were looking for a Walgreen's and got a WaWa instead.

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