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Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!







Welcome to Illustrated Police News Mafia, a game for 13 players.


Standard Rules:
Majority kills, not plurality, which could allow for a no-kill day
-No quoting mod PMs.
-No fake day actions
-Days will be 2-4 days IRL
-Nights should be no more than 24 hours
-Try not to post after the hammer. I work 12 hour days with no forums access at work, so if you gun crazy kids kill someone while I'm out, it may be a few hours before I can close the thread. Try and respect that. Nights will be open but wait for me to close the day
-In the event of a day kill, feel free to continue posting, unless you are the one who got killed.
-To format your vote please type "##vote targetname" in bold ( [ b ] to bold, without the spaces, [ /b ] to close tags). ##unvote if you wish to remove your vote from someone but not put it on someone else yet.
-If you lurk there will be consequences.
-Have fun, it's a game.
-Nights are open
-I sometimes use unique/weird/made up roles, don't play if you don't like that

  1. CCKeane
  2. Hal Incandenza
  3. Mayor Glowku
  4. Mr. F!
  5. this is a stickup


Retro Futurist fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Apr 1, 2017

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Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010


Eh

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Confirming, I'm watcher.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



##kill YPM

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010


CCKeane posted:

Confirming, I'm watcher.

CCKeane posted:

##kill YPM

Wow first minute of playing mafia I already caught someone in a lie, this is easy.

I'll case CC later after I reread the thread

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



YPM posting after I choked him to death with a watch chain, smh, smh.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010


Alright I've reread CC's post history for this case. I didn't have time to reread the whole thread, I apologize, let me know if I've taken anything out of context.

CCKeane posted:

Confirming, I'm watcher.

Weird to claim, especially since we haven't gotten our role pm and also not everyone has signed up, but it's CC and he seems on the up and up so I'll believe him for now.

CCKeane posted:

##kill YPM

Here is where I started to suspect CC!!! If he's a watcher, how could he kill me!??????! My FOS is on CC

CCKeane posted:

YPM posting after I choked him to death with a watch chain, smh, smh.

See this reads to me as CC realizing I've caught him in a lie and trying to set up his fake claim . . .

I won't vote now to prevent a scum rush and to let everyone in the thread say what they think. I'm not 100% sure on CC, probably rank him as "slightly scummy"

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Scum confirmed undead in this game, can only be killed be decapitation most likely.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010


CCKeane posted:

Scum confirmed undead in this game, can only be killed be decapitation most likely.

But your action wasn't in bold!?!!??

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



YPM I am a daring man, I assure you ALL of my actions are bold.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010


Man I must be super popular on this dead forum given all the people who've signed up

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Sign me up!

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



I am here to not have fun

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Hal Incandenza posted:

I am here to not have fun

And now that you're here, none of us are going to have fun either.

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





CCKeane posted:

And now that you're here, none of us are going to have fun either.

Be nice

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply




I can't be mean, I'm an above average mafia player.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!



Signing up for a Mayor Glowku game

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008







I'll play

Nutsack Rangoon
Mar 30, 2010

EVERYTHING IS NUMBERED HERE. THE MONSTER IS ZERO.


ok

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Infinitum posted:

Signing up for a Mayor Glowku game

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



There better not be any weird, unique or made up roles in this game because I don't like that poo poo.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012






Why is this thread dead.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Retro Futurist posted:

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms

Hmmm
I got a few idiots who might join. Don't eat worms yet

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



As a counterpoint, EAT WORMS IMMEDIATELY.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


I'm in if you'll have me

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

So long, Ex-Ma Fergie!


Sign me up so I can annoy everyone by doing stupid poo poo.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010


Yorkshire Tea posted:

Sign me up so I can annoy everyone by doing stupid poo poo.

My avatar is better than yours

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


A Jimscum and Glowku game?!?!

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Infinitum posted:

A Jimscum and Glowku game?!?!



What a time to be alive ##vote JimScum

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





My role pm says I'm better than infinitum in every way and that he's a dork...

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


THAT NO PUMP A RUM
THAT NO PICKLE PEE

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Infinitum posted:

THAT NO PUMP A RUM
THAT NO PICKLE PEE

Now THIS is podracing!!!!

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



I will play

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Dibs on Super charger

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Mayor Glowku posted:

My role pm says I'm better than infinitum in every way and that he's a dork...

Confirmed

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

So long, Ex-Ma Fergie!


Oh poo poo what does Open Nights mean?

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



Yorkshire Tea posted:

Oh poo poo what does Open Nights mean?

The thread does not lock at night; you can keep posting.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Yorkshire Tea posted:

Oh poo poo what does Open Nights mean?

It's a reference to sex parties.

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