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Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010



And read this, motherfucker. Lowtax made an SA post

Now that the world is once again green and good like the halcyon days of 2004, what are you going to do?

Me, I'm just going to kick back, relax.. and be glad that the world is the way it should be

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009



There's front page chat already broheem.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


I'm glad he is writing again.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

mike stoklasas cum


I thought Lowtax died years ago?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Don't you want it? Don't you WANT IT?!

Gary’s Answer

Kinda sad that he created this great comedy forum but isn't funny at all. I'm sure the humor would have held up 15 years ago.

edit: then again, what do I have? I should chill out.

edit 2: I'm an idiot. I skimmed it before but didn't read much. Now I did. Leaving my previous poo poo there to own up.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at Mar 20, 2017 around 07:29

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



Pennywise the Frown posted:

Kinda sad that he created this great comedy forum but isn't funny at all. I'm sure the humor would have held up 15 years ago.

actually I thought it was quite funny and in good spirit.

timefly
Apr 29, 2008



Zzulu posted:

I thought Lowtax died years ago?

He did!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Take that and be happy.


Fun Shoe

I like it

quote:

The wall should actively discourage living creatures from attempting to impregnate it. In the chance an individual (or individuals if a so called "train" has been run on the wall)

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014


Only 6 more months until another one!

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010



Pennywise the Frown posted:

Kinda sad that he created this great comedy forum but isn't funny at all. I'm sure the humor would have held up 15 years ago.

I thought it was p. funny. We need to encourage comedy writing and make sure lowtax is healthy and strong for when he next needs to go into battle with swedish game moguls & be called a stinkyhole

quote:

Wall must use solar energy to its advantage (such as getting hot, maybe so hot that if somebody asks their friend "hey, want to go smash our faces against the wall?", their friend will say "no" or "let's play Nintendo instead").

quote:

In addition to preventing Mexicans from entering, wall must also ensure various other dangerous things are blocked out including harmful UV rays, foul odors, the sense of futility, Dr. Frankensteins, the monster of Dr. Frankenstein's Mummy, Mummy Frankenstein, Count Mummy Presents Doctor Dr. DDR Beat Max Edition, Ultra Mexicans, mean ghosts, unclaimed debt, and anything resembling the sense of general malaise.

These made me laugh

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Don't you want it? Don't you WANT IT?!

Gary’s Answer

Psycho Society posted:

I thought it was p. funny. We need to encourage comedy writing and make sure lowtax is healthy and strong for when he next needs to go into battle with swedish game moguls & be called a stinkyhole

Yeah see my edit. I like it. And I like what he's doing now.

edit: second one in i even like

Must look good from U.S. side. From Mexican side, must display series of explicit pornographic images edited with footage of drone strikes and the caption "YOU'RE NEXT" in Mexican or whatever the hell language they speak down there.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at Mar 20, 2017 around 07:34

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

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Many good wallgags in the article

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

OLD LADY CREW
CREW FOUNDER


is there a "paywall" joke in there or what

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003



I think you're right, I should stop what I'm doing. I should stop doing anything. I should kill myself. Thanks, OP!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

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  • President Nieto to stand on Mexican side of wall as it is being completed and yell "For the love of God, Trump!" Trump to reply "You see that, folks. He's a bad hombre, very very bad... and we've built this wall, this tremendous wall, so that bad people like him can't take advantage of America's generosity" (he then continues rambling semi-coherently for several paragraphs and does not mention the love of God)

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



  • The wall must be built several miles underground to defend from nefarious tunneling Mexicans, doing this may conflict with the treaty we have made with the ancient Mole people. Trump will negotiate a new deal, a huge, great deal where the Mole people will pay the billions they rightfully owe the US for our military support against the Reptilians.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

I generally win prizes

there's a front page?

Oberleutnant
Apr 24, 2009

~~~~~Carl~~~~~


Sponge Baathist posted:

there's a front page?
lol ure gettin banned m8

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013



I read it at work so I not only got paid to read it, I got paid to laugh as well. A good start to the week.

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for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016



As a European i appreciated the metric conversions

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