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meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
Poopoopillsfortoomanypoopoos


Sesame Street's Newest Muppet Has Autism: Meet Julia



quote:

Big Bird: Oh, hi Julia. Iím Big Bird. Nice to meet you. Oh. Julia?

But Big Bird is confused when Julia doesnít respond.

Abby: Julia, youíre so creative!

Julia: [laughs and flaps]

Julia also presumably really, really likes trains.

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011



You'd have to be really autistic to have a problem with this.

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


So that's why Trump is cutting their funding. He thinks they're mocking him.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010



This is unironically pretty cool

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014


Bazinga.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Julia in fact owns, and is good.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013



Autism is the new ADD lol except somehow more noble in the eyes of the progressive movement I guess

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009


Didn't know girls got autism. Sesame street still learnin me good.

Trunko
Sep 17, 2011



Gary’s Answer

But they already have the count

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

I generally win prizes

So what cable TV channel did they sell sesame street to?

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today


They've had a goon Muppet since day 1:



Might be a bit too well-adjusted, tho.

Trunko
Sep 17, 2011



Gary’s Answer

Seasema Street is now owned by showtime or something weird like that

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

Would an autistic child really be drawn to such a character, or should it just have been Thomas the Tank Engine with the serial numbers filed off?

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks


Old news.

Rumor is Big Bird will come out as a transexual some time this year.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013



ScratchAndSniff posted:

Old news.

Rumor is Big Bird will come out as a transexual some time this year.

Do birds even have dicks??

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

bro ken

Heath posted:

Julia in fact owns, and is good.

Gym Leader Barack
Oct 31, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Some dude gets paid to pretend his hand has mental development issues.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

Nothin' but lint.

Laughing Man posted:

Would an autistic child really be drawn to such a character, or should it just have been Thomas the Tank Engine with the serial numbers filed off?

They're just as likely to fixate on anything else in the show. It's still a good thing though, if only to educate typical kids about autism.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks


various cheeses posted:

Do birds even have dicks??

People don't call him "big bird" for being tall.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die

various cheeses posted:

Do birds even have dicks??

Nah the boy birds have vaginas too

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

bro ken

various cheeses posted:

Do birds even have dicks??

Muppet Rabies
Oct 28, 2013



Fun Shoe

Does she have vaccine syringes sticking out of her arm at all times?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009

Crazy about gifts!


anything that takes screentime away from that fuckface Elmo

Plan Z
May 6, 2012



We already had one

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


i'm flapping to this thread

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015


Plan Z posted:

We already had one



Load bearing... Fabric?

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

Cigars!
/



Frankenstyle posted:

So that's why Trump is cutting their funding. He thinks they're mocking him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl3evXJqb54

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ05oOZiZOA

bitch holds a grudge

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at Mar 20, 2017 around 11:09

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Hey, hey, you better get back out there. There's a few places on that 'bot that weren't ripped to shreds.


The rest of the group wonders why Julia is so desperate for attention



Big Bird has been told a thousand times by professionals it's not his fault but still feels responsible for producing a useless daughter

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004



College Slice

Probably his old bird balls have gone sour

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Just when the GEO Pandemic was thought to be no more, it returned -- this time not as a modified strain of flu, but as a vast, unstoppable tide of infected green sea turtles. Once a beloved GEO landmark species, these hard-shelled aquatic killers were now the harbingers of World War G.




Hardawn posted:

Probably his old bird balls have gone sour

that's actually a theory re: causes of autism

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007




Soiled Meat

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Old news.

Rumor is Big Bird will come out as a transexual some time this year.

Did you read this on OpenSesames.org?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

Carthago delenda est

Arthur already introduced an autistic character years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydBk0Kv_tfs

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006


What's her forums name

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Rotten old jism, the cause of the 'tism

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


Julia plays minecraft on twitch and unironically thanks people for their lewd comments

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

For the argument is indeed trivial, but not so the separate wills thereby made manifest.


VelociBacon posted:


Big Bird has been told a thousand times by professionals it's not his fault but still feels responsible for producing a useless daughter

If only everybody in the neighborhood hadn't been required to get that avian flu vaccine.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

MI MI COLESLAW IS LOVE YOU

virtue signalling is extremely good

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

SILENT MAJORITY
Death Squad Captain


Buglord

Teaching children that disabled people exist and to excuse them for being weirdos is probably good

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010



Wait a sec, aren't oxen castrated by definition? What a weird phrase

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

For the argument is indeed trivial, but not so the separate wills thereby made manifest.


nigga crab pollock posted:

virtue signalling

When did this become a catchphrase, I don't think I'd ever heard it once before Januarary

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