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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Can we submit our own short stories? Here's mine.


"I farted in my car during my lunch break. But it wasn't just a fart. Poop followed in the wake of it, and filled my pants. I left my poo poo-filled underwear in the bathroom of a Crafts 2000. I still went to work, glad my office was empty. Empty like my heart, soul, and now bowels.

The end"

It's based on a true story my best man told me while very drunk at my bachelors party.

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