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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
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asking for a friend

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Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010


Shave it, OP

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
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but i like it. on my friend

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.




If he can grow a good one, yes. Nobody in their 20's can grow a good one, therefore no.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004



College Slice

It's a good indicator

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

Suck my heals you fuckman



I shaved mine because I drive by an elementary school every day on the way to work.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


Lol no

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
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what if its a really full and robust one

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
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Grimey Drawer

stuck the mustach up your butt

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

If he can grow a good one, yes. Nobody in their 20's can grow a good one, therefore no.

i could but now im old and also bald

Putty
Mar 21, 2013


:-(

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008


Do what makes you happy but don't expect to get laid.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



if you cant grow a beard that means your a P*SSY B*TCH

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


bag em and tag em posted:

Do what makes you happy but don't expect to get laid.

my working theory is that people want mustache rides.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I need this
This is my job
I'm the ass replacer


I have one. Sometimes people say nice things about it, which is good. I hope they're not just saying that because they want to suck my dick

Meiers Goldbrick
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

Post a picture so we can actually tell you.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



Meiers Goldbrick posted:

Post a picture so we can actually tell you.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014


Meiers Goldbrick posted:

Post a picture so we can actually tell you.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





it's cool for getting the wheat thin crumbs off the top of ur d

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008


Frog Act posted:

asking for a friend

Who's mustache are you looking to "wear"?

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014


Outlook is like 97% no though.

You probably can't pull it off.

No offense.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

only bears can

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008


Frog Act posted:

my working theory is that people want mustache rides.

Oh hmm, how do I put this.... no. Beard will work for you probably if you can grow one. Your friend. Your friend i mean.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015


People who pay attention to their facial hair/cultivate it are dopes. Just let everything grow out naturally until it becomes unmanageable/you have go look for a job. This will save money on razors, which are expensive. If your hair is sparse, do no grow it out. Expensive razors are not a factor for people with sparse hair, which is almost always asymmetrical and gross looking and very easy to shave.

I guess what I'm driving at is that you should cut your friend's head off.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015




otters get a pass

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014


Seriously.

Are you tom selleck, or sam elliot?

No? Then shave that caterpillar off your face. It looks stupid and any friends that say it's cool are loving with you.

bonerjam
Mar 20, 2017


Moustaches make you look like Jeff Dahmer hth.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007



handlebar mustaches are acceptable if you don't have any employment

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


No. Mustaches are ONLY acceptable after the age of 35.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I need this
This is my job
I'm the ass replacer




Here is my mustache. As you can see, it is very full. No, I don't comb it. It doesn't need that

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015


SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

handlebar mustaches are acceptable if you don't have any employment
In the event of a mustache ride, the "handlebar" should be omitted. It is not load bearing and you may injure your partner.

Pawn 17 posted:

No. Mustaches are ONLY acceptable after the age of 35.
Don't tell me what to do, grandpa.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I need this
This is my job
I'm the ass replacer


Handlebar guys are the tryhards of the mustache world, and I wouldn't want to kiss one, for fear of getting a mouthful of wax

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014


Squashing Machine posted:



Here is my mustache. As you can see, it is very full. No, I don't comb it. It doesn't need that

A fine pedo-stache. V. Nice.

Shave that poo poo bro.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


phasmid posted:

In the event of a mustache ride, the "handlebar" should be omitted. It is not load bearing and you may injure your partner.

Don't tell me what to do, grandpa.

Get the gently caress off my lawn then!!

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

Make your buddy smile!


2 of the 3 greatest mass murderers in history were mustachioed

genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

Good news, everyone! I found a less annoying avatar! But you can still ask me about prescription pants.

Gravy Boat 2k

I did, but that was 30 years ago. I think times have changed.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


genesplicer posted:

I did, but that was 30 years ago. I think times have changed.

We are all manchildren these days genesplicer, mustaches are for actual men.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

ask yourself if you are a molester, op

if the answer is yes, then it's acceptable to wear a mustache

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

moustaches are for creepy dudes

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BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI

does your friend have a harelip, op?

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