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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014


If you speak urdu and you don't have much going on right now PM me, I wagered I could write a poem in Urdu and I need some pointers on whatever this wacky rear end grammar is even supposed to be. Thanks! Also if anyone has any good ideas for poems in this thread post them for no reason.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 39 hours!


Urdu - ing it wrong OP!

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!


Damned if Urdu, damned if urdunt

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014


Kinda in a pickle over here but both of you are loving funny. : D

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004



College Slice

Urdu you OP, Urdu you

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!


گلاب کے پھول سرخ ہیں

پھول نیلے رنگ کے ہیں

میرے ڈک چوسنا

اس اردو ہے

Meiers Goldbrick
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

Or-look-a-pa-tah


Say that to someone who speaks Ordu.


Also, say: Ghandu.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012


Who do

That Urdu

That you do

So well?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Forums Rutabaga

my housemates are indian, they all speak Hindi and one speaks Tamil. i can ask, one of them might be able to tell you your grammars is terrible?

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



I can help you write an "I'm sorry I made such a laffer of a bet" card but only in English.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014


Rutibex posted:

my housemates are indian, they all speak Hindi and one speaks Tamil. i can ask, one of them might be able to tell you your grammars is terrible?

I don't have any grammar, that is precisely the problem.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014



Lipstick Apathy

Nooner posted:

Urdu - ing it wrong OP!

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

Carthago delenda est

if anyone does speak Urdu, please do not help OP cheat on his wager

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



Ein cooler Typ posted:

if anyone does speak Urdu, please do not help OP cheat on his wager

Honestly it's almost worse than a homework problem.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nantucket سے ایک نوجوان آدمی تھا
انہوں نے یہ چوستے کر سکتا ہے اتنی دیر تھی کس کی ڈک.
     انہوں نے ایک مسکراہٹ کے ساتھ کہا
     انہوں نے اس کی ٹھوڑی ختم کے طور پر،
"میرے کان ایک stinkyhole تھا تو میں نے اس کے آخر سکتا."

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014


It is not cheating I just need help conjugating the words, I'll win the wager even if I just string random words together, that is the beauty [sic] of poetry.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

Make your buddy smile!


same request for urdu speakers, but for a different reason.

applicants should love america, and be willing to undergo a background check

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


try rhyming 'urdu' with 'hairdo'

Nefarious 2.0 fucked around with this message at Mar 20, 2017 around 19:36

cool new Polack jokes
Jan 24, 2016

Overlord of legend and story

Right here

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


op i speak fluent urdu but you'll have to buy me plat to pm

500 good dogs
Jan 2, 2017

Let's just stop paying rent altogether... and see what happens...

میرا دت تیرے کی گیندوں چوستے

500 good dogs
Jan 2, 2017

Let's just stop paying rent altogether... and see what happens...

op I know Urdu and if your story checks out you can translate what I said above

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

SILENT MAJORITY
Death Squad Captain


Buglord

Rutibex posted:

my housemates are indian, they all speak Hindi and one speaks Tamil. i can ask, one of them might be able to tell you your grammars is terrible?

Wrong alphabet


Get on teamspeak

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000



I had a girlfriend who could speak Urdu 10 years ago. hth.

runupon cracker
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"


More like Nurdu

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007



Grimey Drawer

I'm actually having lunch tomorrow with a Professor who studies Urdu poetry. He'd probably be willing to take a look, so hmu.
(as long as it's not, like, terribly gross or something, b/c that'd be pretty awkward for me)

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ceci n'est pas mon père

College Slice

Sorry, let me know if you need someone that can speak Uruk-hai

Jeff Sichoe
Apr 21, 2004


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**―――'^^~-„„„----~^*'"― : : : : : : : : : :Έ-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-"
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : Έ„-^―
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : Έ„„-^―
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;Έ„„-~"
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'μΈ'―
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Μ
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~"

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013


Jeff Sichoe posted:

………………………………………._Έ„„„„_
…………………….…………...„--~*'―…….'\
………….…………………… („-~~--„Έ_….,/μ'Μ
…….…………………….Έ„-^"― : : : : :Έ-―"―/'
……………………Έ„„-^"― : : : : : : : '\Έ„„,-"
**―――'^^~-„„„----~^*'"― : : : : : : : : : :Έ-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-"
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : Έ„-^―
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : Έ„„-^―
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;Έ„„-~"
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'μΈ'―
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Μ
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~"

I don't speak Urdu, can someone translate this?

Jeff Sichoe
Apr 21, 2004


glug lugluglugluglugugagaggakakakak

SPEW

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Take that and be happy.


Fun Shoe

Im not sure OP i'd need to talk to someone else who speaks Urdu and see if they understand me

naem
May 29, 2011



WE ARE THE FIGHTING URUK HAI

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



is this the ork language from that big gay book?

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014


Google "shahari"

You should find just poems in Urdu

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

I'M ONLY ANGRY BECAUSE I CAN'T JOIN THE FUN AND MY OWN TEAMS ARE NO GOOD


میں ہم جنس پرستوں ہوں

Chlamyllionaire
Sep 1, 2014

Tell me (tell me),
How to be (how to be)


War has been declared, or something

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016



"Choo-TEE-yah" means bitch. You gotta say it w an Indian accent

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

I speak Urdu.

Urdu I?

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


add me lesbo

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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

serious post: go here - https://forums.somethingawful.com/f...php?forumid=162

i'm sure you'll find someone there who can help.


maybe GiP will have something for you, some former Afghanistan military guys speak some Urdu.

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