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cool new Polack jokes
Jan 24, 2016

Overlord of legend and story

Highly underrated topping imo

I don't care for the pre sliced ones in the can though, got a metallic taste

Can't have a Greek pizza without em!

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Fun Shoe

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Highly underrated topping imo

I don't care for the pre sliced ones in the can though, got a metallic taste

Can't have a Greek pizza without em!

Love me some black olives on a good pizza, they compliment a smoky meaty taste so well!

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012


TO-DO: BRUNCH, BOOZE, JERKING TO ANIME CHILDREN


Black olives are the best pizza topping after red onions and pineapple.

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



People are disproportionately shot up by the cops based on their skin color. This gives me a great idea for a pun.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Lipstick Apathy

...and the pitch! posted:

People are disproportionately shot up by the cops based on their skin color. This gives me a great idea for a pun.

Wow pretty edgy let's hear it

Dial-a-Dog
May 21, 2001



The name of the movement is actually Black Lives Matter, good luck with your next thread OP maybe proofread it next time

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



TheSpamalope posted:

Wow pretty edgy let's hear it

Jack Officer

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Lipstick Apathy


I'd buy that for a dollar!!! (slavery joke)

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED,
and you are
OBSOLETE


I like mission olives. Kalamata olives are a little too strong for my tastes, but I'd kill for some Castelvetranos on a pizza.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 40 hours!


how come pitted kalamatas have so much less flavor than ones with pits. it's just a dang pit

Sheep-Goats
Jul 28, 2003

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

List of good olives

  • 1 olive
  • 2 olives
  • 4 olives
  • More than 4 olives

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I'm eating a ton of them on my burrito right this very moment!

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009


Pillbug

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Highly underrated topping imo

I don't care for the pre sliced ones in the can though, got a metallic taste

Can't have a Greek pizza without em!

They're great on pizza for sure but my issue is that they never really make the cut. There's simply too many ingredients I'd choose first and i find that 3 is like the perfect number so I seldom end up with olives.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


Lipstick Apathy

Sheep-Goats posted:

List of good olives

  • 1 olive
  • 2 olives
  • 4 olives
  • More than 4 olives

nice

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Green olives or nothing.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

SILENT MAJORITY
Death Squad Captain


Buglord

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

how come pitted kalamatas have so much less flavor than ones with pits. it's just a dang pit

The added cost of pitting is compensated for by using cheaper olives

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013



I'm indifferent to black olives. I can take em or leave em.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew

am i ugly
Mar 12, 2017

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

how come pitted kalamatas have so much less flavor than ones with pits. it's just a dang pit

you're like doubling the surface area there and the part you're opening up isn't even skin, all the good poo poo's going to leak out like crazy

dr.acula
May 9, 2009


Olives are fuckin gross. Now that movie Oliver and company, now that's something I enjoy.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004



College Slice

More like, "a thin black line" OP

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today


One absolutely must include black olives to balance out those filthy and disgusting green peppers!

(everything drowns in a sea of corn and mayonnaise)

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Grimey Drawer

this thread needs some speecy spicy meat-a-balls

TurboDrizzle
Apr 23, 2010


Hands up, pineapple on pizza.

I can't breathe ( because of the crushed red pepper )

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011

We had it all wrong. He's not a frog killer, he's a killer frog.

Even my dog wouldn't eat black olives OP. My dog who would gleefully crunch on ricecakes (the creepy nerd of the food world), who got excited when somebody accidentally dropped an ice cube, turned up her nose at black olives. "Nope," she said. "I, a canine vacuum cleaner who is certain that every meal I eat is going to be the last before I starve to death, can find nothing redeeming about these things you call black olives."

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001


KA LA MA TA

KA LA MA TA

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006


I only like them on part of my pizza, like 3/5ths of it

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today


TurboDrizzle posted:

Hands up, pineapple on pizza.

I can't breathe ( because of the crushed red pepper )

My very first job was at a pizza joint, and washing those pepper-coated dishes with steamy hot water drat near resulted in my asphyxiation.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009



Never liked black olives, which is weird because I'm a big fan of every other kind of olive I've ever tried.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009


Pillbug

ElectricSheep posted:

I only like them on part of my pizza, like 3/5ths of it
That's a good compromise.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013



spank my snatch posted:

Never liked black olives, which is weird because I'm a big fan of every other kind of olive I've ever tried.

It's cuz ur racist.

You probably don't even like black licorice. smdh.

Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at Mar 20, 2017 around 20:25

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011

We had it all wrong. He's not a frog killer, he's a killer frog.

You guys wanna see a lucky cat?



Not a black olive in sight.

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

You guys wanna see a lucky cat?

Not a black olive in sight.

We've reached the edge

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

You guys wanna see a lucky cat?



Not a black olive in sight.

the fellow looks rather aloof for a cat in that position.

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

uber_stoat posted:

the fellow looks rather aloof for a cat in that position.

literally exactly what i was thinking

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

a whole new doctrine

read this as black wolves matter, disappointed 1/5

am i ugly
Mar 12, 2017

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

uber_stoat posted:

the fellow looks rather aloof for a cat in that position.

hotdogs are garbage food

cool new Polack jokes
Jan 24, 2016

Overlord of legend and story

...and the pitch! posted:

People are disproportionately shot up by the cops based on their skin color. This gives me a great idea for a pun.

rear end in a top hat wtf does this have to do with anything...

am i ugly
Mar 12, 2017

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

my eyes glazed over that post but now you mention it: gently caress you buddy

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cool new Polack jokes
Jan 24, 2016

Overlord of legend and story

marshmallow creep posted:

Green olives or nothing.

See, this is what we're up against.

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