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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

i eagerly await your letterbomb

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dr.acula
May 9, 2009


Birds eat bees to survive it's really simple

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004



College Slice

You gotta flutter to get that butter

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

seriously what is it im old enough now you can explain me pls

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010


they like to gently caress

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

when a 45yr old man and an asian massage parlor love each other very much

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.



Pillbug

You see Johnny, you are destined to inseminate your colony's powerful queen before your lovely drone body collapses in on itself once you've accomplished your purpose.

Then a bird eats your twitching, failing body, I guess.

Sheep-Goats
Jul 28, 2003



Allow me to Gurf you an answer in the form of a Gurf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEwPy31vWZ8

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.


Alright so the first thing you need to do is read the sidebar

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN


Well, you see, if a mommy bee and a daddy bird love each other very much then they do stuff and create a horrible unholy beebird abomination.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

Sheep-Goats posted:

Allow me to Gurf you an answer in the form of a Gurf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEwPy31vWZ8

i deserve a slow and painful gurf

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006



When a woman begrudgingly swipes right...

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015


Oh, cool. I so rarely get to use my puppets these days! Just let me go fetch the medicine chest.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006



When two straight men in fursuits strike out at the convention...

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Grimey Drawer

Your noodle becomes engorged with gluten. Liquid will come out. This is called "pee."

Your partner craves your pee and will splash it into all the holes.

This is God's plan .

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015


It is a delicate dance between the woman with the long flowing hair who doesn't close her blinds until well after dark and the man in the car with night vision goggles.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006



When a freshman coed likes a wealthy college athlete enough to black out in front of him, sometimes he'll drag her behind a dumpster and...

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012



Let's just go to the whore house so you can try it for yourself.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015


RFC2324 posted:

Let's just go to the whore house so you can try it for yourself.

drat it dude, this is why we can never have "the talk" without bringing up STDs. That's two different conversations.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

oh no what is the STD, that doesnt sound good

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Grimey Drawer

RFC2324 posted:

Let's just go to the whore house so you can try it for yourself.

Bring lots of extra money. Going to need some hush money.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012



JiveHonky posted:

oh no what is the STD, that doesnt sound good

Standard Template Design. Leftovers from the dark ages of technology that build the basic things we need to survive.

All hall the Omnisiah!

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013



It's sex haha the bird fucks the bee haha

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Well you see overpopulated spiders would just stuff their eggsacs back up in their rear end to prevent their birth from being eaten, and crawling hunter spiders that absorbed a lot of calcium began evolving hardened bones for unused joints to favor hunting. So the ones that could pinch their back legs together and hold their eggsac inside became desirable. Some of the birth would ultimately cannibalize so this was ultimately represented as tits and milk and a reduced birth rate as some of this unused energy could be used to nurse the young. The eggsac became the womb and the pinched back legs became a tail for the mole and the mammalian species. The interbreeding runts of the 6 births of the mole eventually became lizards and birds, regressing to some of the traits of insects. Bees are just mutant vegetarian ants. Eventually cloven hooved animals evolved a thumb and began to use tools and make fires, which allowed us to gain a spatial orientation off the plane of predation and stand up. Ultimately the pheremonal gene swarm of ants is represented as differentiated sperm in the guys nutsack, so the queen and male of the ant species is internalized within individual people as gender equality and has brought the masculine influence on evolution to equality.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

spiders! yuck!

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

Suck my heals you fuckman



bees eat birds its really simple

Zuul the Cat
Dec 24, 2006

This is the moment of truth. You will not fear. You will not falter. You will not give a single step to the enemy.


Grimey Drawer

bees are insects and birds are reptiles

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

unpleasantly turgid posted:

bees eat birds its really simple

lol i think i would rather eat a hot slice of pizza! yum!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

JiveHonky posted:

spiders! yuck!

Yeah they didn't want to eat each other so they made a predator. People can just make out and not completely eat each other and be cool with that.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015


JiveHonky posted:

lol i think i would rather eat a hot slice of pizza! yum!

Be sure to offer one to your intended mate. This will demonstrate your skill as a provider. Afterwards, don the headdress and special tunic and perform a fan dance.

You'll figure out the rest, champ. Don't sweat it.

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016


you make a cummie in the bummie and out comes a sonnie

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012




JiveHonky posted:

when a 45yr old man and an asian massage parlor love each other very much

i STILL don't know if a happy ending is getting jerked off or fuckin

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

phasmid posted:

Be sure to offer one to your intended mate. This will demonstrate your skill as a provider. Afterwards, don the headdress and special tunic and perform a fan dance.

You'll figure out the rest, champ. Don't sweat it.

writing this down

your friend a dog posted:

you make a cummie in the bummie and out comes a sonnie

how fun!

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ceci n'est pas mon père

College Slice

The birds & the bees fly around during Spring. Spring is when everyone is horny & they bang each other!

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ceci n'est pas mon père

College Slice

When a big rear end latina teen & a lesbian loving TREX on a hoverboard love each other very much

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



myDad posted:

When a big rear end latina teen & a lesbian loving TREX on a hoverboard love each other very much

Wait. I'm confused. Is that also seasonal?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

myDad posted:

When a big rear end latina teen & a lesbian loving TREX on a hoverboard love each other very much

finally starting to make sense!

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

This one


birds
beets
battlestar galactica

what don't you get about this

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ceci n'est pas mon père

College Slice

...and the pitch! posted:

Wait. I'm confused. Is that also seasonal?

My love is like the seasons

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