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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Pick, hunny. Where is this coming from? Are you feeling ok? Do we need to do a wellness check?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Applewhite posted:

What if it's a sexy disfigurement like an eyepatch or a dueling scar?

Elephantiasis of the butt.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

food court bailiff posted:

wonka loving told her the gum was still in experimental stages

:lol:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I mean, what if like, some dude's dong, or some chick's boobs were so big that some dumb rear end considered them a disfigurement?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

birth defects are perfectly fine if you have a hot body.



Please understand what I am about to say is done in complete and utter jest.


:shrug: It's not like we give Holsteins poo poo :shrug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Joke is less funny when I have to google your words.

I am not mooooving myself to your lower vocabulary.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Are butt dimples disfigurements? I loving hope not! :ohdear:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

loving :lol:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Remember this disgusting monster?



GROSS!

OH MY GOD! FILTH! How dare her body disgust so many other perfectly normal human beings! Of course she should undergo surgery because someone finds her appearance distasteful!


Pick posted:

It has happened, there was a kid with penis girth approximate to that of a grapefruit, and he did have a reduction.

And yes, I believe this. Logistics.

Again I will say, as I have said before, if it makes them both happier in life. Go loving hog wild.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

XMNN posted:

lol i assumed some gross stories/horse thread in pet ireland

i think shes having some sort of mental breakdown

I mean....that's par for this site.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

That incredibly attractive woman is very brave.

NO! Attractive women are to be shamed into subservience! No self esteem is to be sown! Down with the....

Look, I'm a heterosexual male, I enjoy the female form.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Ork of Fiction posted:

VendaGoat is a pervosexual who likes to make his horneys other ppls business.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zelder posted:

I think she got breast reduction surgery for her back, not because anyone shamed her but I really don't know what the gently caress you're doing so, carry on

Here, let me reprise this in a..."different way".

Josephine Marcus from the movie Tombstone: "I'm a woman, I like men. If that means I'm not "lady-like", then I guess I'm just not a lady! At least I'm honest."

Make sense to you now?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

my dog died im sad posted:

Not really a disfigurement, but my two middle toes are webbed. Apparently it's pretty common. I've heard Elvis had the same thing?

Hunka, hunka burning love.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pick posted:

No, I'm not a loving furry.

Who gives a gently caressFur if you were?

Edit

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I used to have a crush on a chick like this, but one of the lighter patches was over her eye. It was like 1/4 her face.

She wasn't that into me.

Sweet Jesus what the gently caress is wrong with you?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zelder posted:

not really no, but i'm a little drunk right now

Yah, so am I. At least we can have a drink to our legs. I'll drink to your leg?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yah let's body shame her...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
This thread just got real :lol:ly

I mean :lol: extravaganza.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

uber_stoat posted:

there's this cute girl on twitter who was born with one arm and now she has a cool cyborg arm. I'm ok with that specific kind of disfigurement, cute girls that are cyborgs.

As a goon, as all goons should be. We are just attempting to find some other "ablated" individual that will put up with us?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JiveHonky posted:

The number 4662738349 was written on the inside of the bathroom stall and no matter how long I stared at it I couldn't understand what disfigurement.

I'm getting real sick of forums users passing codes amongst us.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Something awful is a good face space

And for a rebuttal.

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