F1 2017: yellow, the color of that great American dish, macaroni and cheese

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dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Love that pink car.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 02:00

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 13:37

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

T Wing Flexing

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 02:33

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

"I will die if Ferrari does not have pace".

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 03:19

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Powershift posted:

We might get Vettel vs Bottas, but Hamilton is going to run away the whole time.

They don't have a german driver to protect, so they probably won't be sabotaging his engine much either.

Finland is close enough.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 07:03

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

1500quidporsche posted:

I have about as much faith in Honda being able to fix this as I would asking Helen Keller to write me a letter of reference.

Helen Keller was an author though.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 21:03

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Lewis just mad he didn't win.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 17:24

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Did Roscoe die yet?

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 23:20

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

But then who will Horny Spice work for?

Sky F1 in the broadcast booth for every session.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 01:56

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

He was thinking back to his seat swap thing with Tony Stewart after realizing he could fit in the f1 car.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 23:10

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

lol at Pascal wehrlein killing his brain at a loving ROC event. It must be nice to be so bad you can flip a car in a supercross stadium.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 08:43

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Theophany posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1_k0Lmfjz0

Let us all appreciate his legendary terribleness. All completed in front of rows and rows of empty seats.

Like I don't even get what he was a tempting to do. "Ohh I'll run over the barriers and win that will work."

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 15:47

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Lol he's never getting a Mercedes seat.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 16:05

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Medical helicopter driver needs some balls.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 07:16

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Dumping loving whiting should of been the first thing Liberty did.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 07:22

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

I just noticed from your avatar Max still looks exactly the same.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 07:29

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

They forgot about showing timing on screen again.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 05:21

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Carth Dookie posted:

I just realized that Stoffel Vandoorne has the least memorable face of an F1 driver on the grid. Even Ericsson at least looks like a sinister Bond Villain lackey.

Its like they stuffed a mannequin into a race suit.

That boy is white bread as gently caress.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 08:01

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

lmao mclaren 10km slower in the speedtrap

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 08:10

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

LMAO

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 08:17

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Carth Dookie posted:

Cool yes, good remains to be seen but I was impressed by his showing in Australia. I hope he does well. It'd be nice to have a fast Italian to cheer for.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 08:19

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

lmao it's the opposite of Rosburg at Hungry last year

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 05:56

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

quote:

They have one daughter, named Blue Jaye, born in September 2014.

Yep, this guy has problems.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 11:23

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

iospace posted:

Or, we could talk about how Turkey may be back! https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/turkey-f1-return-agreed-in-principle-after-carey-meets-president-892757/

Good thing Bernie is out or a picture of him and Erdogan together would probably destroy all life on earth.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 05:11

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Vando posted:

The best part of this story is how it seems to have triggered a Jake Humphrey meltdown over the Sanctity Of F1

https://twitter.com/mrjakehumphrey/status/852105707793117184

Must be hard that another series crown jewel race actually lives up to hype.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 11:53

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

enri posted:

sounds... thrilling

He's probably never watched it.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 12:38

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Oh ok sorry now I am the joke ruiner guy.

I can't imagine the poo poo fit Bernie would be having over this.

Bernie wouldn't be having a poo poo fit because F1 is the only racing series on planet earth?

Remember how Baku taking place 30 minutes after le mans was fine because no one watches le mans?

dentist toy box fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Apr 12, 2017

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 12:54

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

1500quidporsche posted:

Guys I just realised we only have a month and a half to come up with rivals.com puns for 20 new drivers.

32 actually

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 17:16

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

For someone driving for the 2nd best team in indycar he's been pretty meh. only two top 10 finishes.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 17:56

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

If you smile after winning a race you should lose 10 points.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 02:17

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Tony Montana posted:

nono. I know you're the police or whatever, but if you really want to set me off just keep going this way.

Average speed doesn't mean poo poo when the cars literally don't brake and can only turn in one direction.

What is scary about it is it's retarded, and that's it. Whats scary about it is a track specifically designed so a crash results in the cars coming back ONTO the track, where everyone is constantly lapping at 300kph because lol brakes and corners. What is scary about it is putting 30+ cars onto a track a fraction of the size of an F1 track. What is scary about it is Zinardi lost his legs because of the idiocy I just detailed. What is scary about it learnt today is rookies may have just as much pace because of the series racing but without the experience. All going constantly at 300kph. With no run offs.

It's got nothing to do with being tough or something. Mansell did it because nobody else would give him the drive he wanted, and Frank is a stingy oval office that turned around to his newly crowned WDC and told him to stick his pay rise up his rear end.

dear Americans, I love you and this forum. But holy poo poo oval racing is the loving devil and the sooner you all realize it the sooner you can come and be awesome in F1.

Hey get off the Internet you loving European queer. Only 6 freaking races all year are on ovals so like learn to talk about something before you go full bonehead.

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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 06:54

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

I mean have you watched anything other then f1 or do you just like being retarded on the Internet. I mean America also have the best sports car racing in the world at the moment, but HUUUUUR OVALS EXIST.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 06:58

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Nice alternate universe where Mclaren is the fun team and red bull isn't the "cool wacky team"

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 22:08

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

daslog posted:

Bernie says that the Greedy commercial rights holder is charging the tracks too much.

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/ecclestone-calls-for-lower-fees-for-f1-race-promoters-893764/

When you're not getting the money anymore I guess it does seem like a lot.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 00:38

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Did Horny Spice seriously suggest that there's no testing at the Indy 500? Has he ever even heard of that race?

But f1 is the only racing series on earth though?

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 01:56

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

FuzzySkinner posted:

They just tested last month at the track proper.Not to mention they tested at Phoenix back in March and such.

I'm a bit surprised this story has blown up in the way it is. I I don't know what the reputation for the Indianapolis 500 is back in europe so to see it get this much publicity is kinda nice.

re: Di Resta. That in itself is a bit odd considering who his cousin is.

Di Resta just jealous all he ever did was be a meh midfield f1 driver.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 02:27

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Tony Montana posted:

hehe, pages ago Tony says you know what the Indy 500 is loving dangerous because it's stupid

Some American gets probated for telling me to gently caress off

Literally the entire paddock echos my words. Almost word for word.

Just goes to show even people in f1 can be as dumb as you because they know literally only about f1 because they're eurocentric retards like you.

Horner has probably never watched an indy car race in his life because he's too busy sucking Bernie dick while his is getting sucked by sky

dentist toy box fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Apr 15, 2017

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 04:13

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Well Mansell was a poo poo driver. I wish he died there so he'd stop bitching.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 04:18

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Mansell was also driving for a team so good 1000 year Mario Andretti could win in the car. Mansell was a bitchy British gently caress.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 04:20

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Don't forget America owns your rear end now so watch out. We're gonna ruin everything for you

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 04:23

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 13:37

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Wirth1000 posted:

Tr...Trump?!?!

Trump didn't even fill out a march madness bracket (unamerican) I doubt he'd do GP predictor.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 16:13

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