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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013



Listen, I know there's been a lot of talk on the forums about how I left BuzzFeed, you guys are like "OMG, What happened?" "OMG, Did you leave?" "Is it true that you're not working there?" "Give us the deets!"

Yes, it's true, I stopped working there about a month ago. I know, I know, I should have told you guys sooner. I waited to make this thread because I wanted to make sure all of the videos with me in them had been published by BuzzFeed before I talked to you guys about it. I'm not going to bash BuzzFeed, I'm just going to give you guys the real true reasons why I left for me personally. This is just a story of my personal journey. I respect your journey, so please respect my journey.

Reasons why I left:

#1.) They wouldn't let me communicate with you guys. I really wanted to express myself creatively and emotionally with you guys and BuzzFeed just wouldn't allow that. I was chained by the shackles of my internet overlords.
#2.) I didn't get credit for a lot of the work I did. I was a hard core content creator. I got straight down and dirty in the trenches. I made videos like you wouldn't believe. I made so many god drat good videos and nobody really knew that I made them which sucks. I want to make good videos for you guys and I want you guys to shower me with your love and adoration. That just wasn't happening at BuzzFeed.
#3.) My colleagues at BuzzFeed were mean and bullied me a lot.
#4.) I was sexually abused by my superiors.
#5.) Nobody ever included me in any high level management meetings.


Anyway guys, that's wut's been going on with me. lol. Thank you all for your kind words of encouragement. I learned a lot from my journey at BuzzFeed and I hope to use that experience to make the world a better place for everyone. Don't forget to like and favorite this thread and give me a shout-out in the comment section below. Peace out.

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Jeff Sichoe
Apr 21, 2004


Can you please give me some more information on the sexual assault?

but do it... sexy

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012




pity reply

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013



buzzfeed is aids

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007


Only fucktards read Buzzfeed.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004



College Slice

i only ever visit one type of buzz and your feed is better fed to the rats

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004



Liberal fake news for morons to read and work at.

Gtfo if you're not literally Rupert Murdoch the owner of Fox loving a horse sculpture made out of paper machete money.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Oh Coulson!

Thank you for expressing this in the form of a listicle, but can you amend the title to add "You won't believe Reason #4!"

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013



The Archaic posted:

Thank you for expressing this in the form of a listicle, but can you amend the title to add "You won't believe Reason #4!"

drat

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


I'm getting excited, thinking about all of these good-rear end videos.

e: the ones mentioned in the OP, by OP.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch


Dave_Indeed posted:

paper machete

Mods do the needful

Joe Mama Poonana
Sep 12, 2014



buzzfeed moar liek buttfeed amirite

e:

Ork of Fiction posted:

I'm getting excited, thinking about all of these good rear end videos.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

go bak 2 buxfeed

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

OP brutally murdered journalism with a tire iron.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016
Kill yourself before posting in QQcs ever again!


lol OP you destroyed journalism at a very high level

mad respect

Harald
Jul 9, 2009

LINKIN PARK




I thought I was going to be working as an apiarist but they just had me writing a bunch of silly articles

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4111 days!


so what dipshit is op quoting

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


who the gently caress are you

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016



PokeCrysis posted:

buzzfeed is aids

True

pushpins
Sep 10, 2006
Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Can you please give me some more information on the sexual assault?

but do it... sexy

Top 5 excuses my boss gave for walking into the womens bathroom

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4111 days!


PokeCrysis posted:

buzzfeed is aids

i don't think aids deserves to be put down like that

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007



who are you

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Um please elaborate on the sexual assault stuff this sounds like a big deal?? isnt buzzfeed a pretty big deal?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007



where am I

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

Get Meowt


is a requirement for being hired at buzzfeed being able to make a weird rear end face that you can stick in the thumbnail of those videos that always show up in my recommended youtube videos despite the fact I've never clicked on them?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4111 days!


op nobody knows what bit of obscure internet drama you are referencing. do u have a link?

weak wrists big dick
Dec 17, 2012

Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk


OP are you serious??? I think you are serious that is why I'm posting ITT.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aiRY5EwqPA&t=235s

so those of you can get in on the joke, this chick is hot but somethign is off with her eyebrows

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 9, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


is this the place where

oh no its not

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013



just left buzzfeed lads

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ceci n'est pas mon père

College Slice

Mnoba posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aiRY5EwqPA&t=235s

so those of you can get in on the joke, this chick is hot but somethign is off with her eyebrows

Hmmm

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

I too recently left buzzfeed. The cookies in the break room were always stale, at least here we get fresh cookies. (and weed)

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


PokeCrysis posted:

just left buzzfeed lads

Tough nut, that.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


op, you are mentally ill

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


Flaggy posted:

I too recently left buzzfeed. The cookies in the break room were always stale, at least here we get fresh cookies. (and weed)

Where u workin now? CHUDSPACE? BLIPFARM? DUFFHUNT>?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4111 days!


Why I Left Portal of Evil

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Clapping Larry

lol what the gently caress is BuzzFeed amirite?

Do they have forums, too?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005



Buglord

Reasons why I left BuzzFeed:
* Got a real job down at the coal mine

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

I left buxfeed Bec nobody would sexual harass me : (

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004



College Slice

I left blaze cause they weren't progoiter

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