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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


AH, GOD drat IT HOW DID ALL THESE ANTS GET IN HERE? OH, JESUS THEY'RE CRAWLING UP MY LEGS I CAN FEEL THEM ON MY drat BALLSACK gently caress THESE ANTS THERE'S SO MANY!!!! OH GOD ONE GOT IN MY MOUTH I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN KEEP MY rear end in a top hat CLENCHED OH gently caress HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


*thinks about ants....*

*Dies*

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005


are any of them voiced by woody allen and/or tim allen?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

good, cuz i ant clicking it

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014


my house used to have a pretty bad brown hobo spider problem and my girlfriend fell asleep on the floor once and woke up to one crawling on her head, and she couldn't sleep at my house for months. Like poo poo they don't want to bite you, they just want to walk over you, cause they are lazy, like me.

DOWN JACKET FETISH
Sep 20, 2003

(it's not bill cosby)

honestly i'd be surprised if you did know how long you can keep your rear end in a top hat clenched, OP

that strikes me as somewhat esoteric knowledge

Koyaanisgoatse
Apr 23, 2014

What is that life doing to its balance??

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

xbox one is full of spiders

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


AAAUUUUGGHHHH GOD drat IT CALL THE COPS OR A SPIDER OR THE SPIDER COPS

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004



The ants form a mighty penis I use to pee more ants all over the mens room toilet seat and on the floor and on the handle. There's a lot of ants in here now.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004



Nefarious 2.0 posted:

AAAUUUUGGHHHH GOD drat IT CALL THE COPS OR A SPIDER OR THE SPIDER COPS

* observes you cautiously *
* pees ants into your face *

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005


like at christmas my house is full of aunts bc i have four aunts

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013



aaaaaaaaaaaaa there';s so many ants AAAA i've got ants in my pants aaaaaaaaa

Kenzie
Nov 29, 2002



it was me

i let them in


ants are cool

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013



Myrmecology is a actually favorite subject of mine.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



College Slice

*Throws juice on all of you other guys*

Spare me! Spare me!

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013



Kenzie posted:

it was me

i let them in


ants are cool

gently caress you

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004



College Slice

The ants were all over the empty gelato container

Shaquin
May 12, 2007



time to become the beautiful queen you were always meant to be

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

ahh poo poo i just spilled hawiian punch under the fridge, sorry op

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013



the ants made me gay guys. oh no

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Thank You,
Thank You,
Thank You GOD!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015


With your blessing, op, i will leave a few of these horrible lizards from my back yard on the floor. They are spiky and ill-tempered and they hiss and bite. I hope they solve this ant crisis before it worsens and your domicile is condemned.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NdrOWhxA46Q

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



*extreme grandma voice* "clean that up ya'll. that's how ya get piss aints."

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009


hey do you like ska

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001



It Happened at Lakewood Manor and Them! were some of my favorite movies as a kid. I've grown up to be completely normal and not terrified of ants.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

:bernget:
Forever past
:bernget:
We live

Lipstick Apathy

This is just like the R.L. Stine video where the wall was all covered in ants!

Except the wall is this thread, and oh not here come some mo--

Horrible Lurkbeast
Jul 17, 2007

IT WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL ALONG!


Ants in my dick get them out

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008

YOU PEOPLE ARE PIGS!


Remember guys, you don't have to be faster than the ants. You just have to be faster than the sucker you left in the ant house.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I'M
YOUR
WAIFU
NOW!


Jeff Sichoe
Apr 21, 2004


rick and morty rip off get real get new get high u FRAGGOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etHxJL3424Q

Jeff Sichoe
Apr 21, 2004


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Jeff Sichoe
Apr 21, 2004


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