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Ok I survived 17 minutes. Feeling good. But I think I'm gonna stop there because I can tell it's going to be bad again.
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Man, was the destroyer just creatored the crap out of Sami. What an asskicker by the king of kings. If you remove the tail from the dog, the dog dies. -Anonymous Top Secret Person Quote
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Mar 21, 2017 01:37
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Just replace RAW with new hit series McMahon-Helmsley Knows Best. Save us from Raw.
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Mar 21, 2017 02:01
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Audience just popped huge for Chrisley.
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Mar 21, 2017 02:26
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I'm marking out so hard for THE YARD.
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Mar 21, 2017 02:32
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surf rock posted:Once Lesnar beats Goldberg in three minutes, someone should do research how much time was spent building this feud on TV for less than five minutes of wrestling total. The real question should be what was their minutely rate. If Goldberg rassled for a total of 4 minutes since his re-debut and was paid $1,000,000... He has the best gig in the world. $250,000 per minute. A good job yes.
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Mar 21, 2017 02:33
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"Brock, you are at your best when you stand there. I want you to stand. Just stand stil...oh that's pretty clever. A bounce move. I like how you just moved from the right to the left. And then, you did it again. Yeah do that a couple times. Maybe a shoulder roll man...this is what we pay you for man. Hit the crowd with a couple of those. God drat you're gonna make me so much money." -Vince
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Mar 21, 2017 02:36
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"Vince if you're up to it, I want to expand my repertoire a bit. I'm feeling up to it. You mind if I throw in a head lock before my spear and jackhammer at Wrestlemania? I'm begging you man. Just one extra move. I know we are pressed for time but really, I'm begging you here." "LIKE loving HELL YOU ARE! A headlock? Get the gently caress out of my office. SPEAR. JACKHAMMER. THATS IT. Don't get funny with me. Do your job."
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Mar 21, 2017 02:40
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I would love to see Roman re-enact Ric Flair's elbow drop of his suit jacket on WWE RAW. Roman just comes out in a ravishing suit, takes off his jacket and tosses it in the air to give it a supermans punch. As the jacket lies on the ring floor, Romedaddy walks over to the ring post kitty corner to the fallen jacket, shouts mercilessly into the heavens of Philadelphia Arena and spears his jacket to thunderous boos. This is how you get him over, WWE.
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Mar 21, 2017 02:45
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Shima Honnou posted:nia just did this but to bayley Of course she did. Ok so who are they building up as the new face of the Women's division? It sounds like Bayley but I'm guessing it's actually Stephanie?
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Mar 21, 2017 02:52
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The fact that HHH is not actually knighted or been declared royal in real life at this point in his life is a pretty drat shame if you ask me.
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Mar 21, 2017 03:02
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"Queen Stephanie, what do you want for dinner tonight?" "Busy night...mind just grabbing some Chinese up the street, Kin of Kings?" "How many times do I have to tell you, it's King of Kings! My name is King of Kings Levesque!!"
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Mar 21, 2017 03:05
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Shoutout to all my millenials in the hizz-ouse!!!!
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Mar 21, 2017 03:08
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Can somebody find a yearbook picture of HHH and just crop the text out to say King of Kings. I'm driving right now.
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Mar 21, 2017 03:10
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If HHH is gonna demand that he is only referred to as the King of Kings and a championship is referred to as a "Title", and fans are known as "WWE Universe" then I demand that the wrestling ring be referred to as a "yard" from this day forward.
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Mar 21, 2017 03:13
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Carver Crisis posted:Despite Raw's awful booking, Enzo and Cass are still mega-over. It's because they are 2017 New Age Outlaws.
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Mar 21, 2017 03:20
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OH gently caress Not the guy who we can confirm has had sex before NOOOOOOOOO GROSS!!!!
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Mar 21, 2017 03:24
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Booty O's, heh heh...
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Mar 21, 2017 03:26
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VJeff posted:Wow, that's just about the best way they could handle that. I still don't see why they couldn't just talk about what happened. Just like a regular person would: "Hey, saw you had sex. Noice. Oh but it leaked so it's all over the internet. And all the WWE Universe knows about it. Noice. So now that we have addressed that, let's do this poo poo." Then they fist pound it and go do business as usual. Let's just address the elephant in the room ya dig
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Mar 21, 2017 03:29
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WrasslorMonkey posted:
Ok this is perfect. Haha!
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Mar 21, 2017 03:30
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Shima Honnou posted:one of the days i was substituting i got roped into helping give The Speech to a bunch of 7th graders about maybe not being assholes to each other and also not taking nude pics, which i had to do like 5 times that day lol I'm imagining this and it sounds amazing. So yes this is what Raw needs. This scripted. Have umm, have the big dog do it. He's a role model after all and kids love him.
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Mar 21, 2017 03:33
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Push El Burrito posted:Hell yeah, I can't wait for the transformation of Emmalina to Emma! Please WWE Raw, after she comes out of her cocoon to become Emma, let her bury herself alive and rise from the ashes to become Emm. Then rinse and repeat to become Em. Until eventually she is just .
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Mar 21, 2017 03:45
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Roman steps in to his yard where he jacks off his hand at sonic speeds to make it the powerful punch. Only once did he botch this and out of his hand came ropes and ropes of sweat. He did not superman punch his opponent that day and he lost clean. Against Braun, Roman claims he will never make that mistake again. No premature super man punches in his yard.
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Mar 21, 2017 04:06
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MotU posted:taker Proof that wwe needs to fire anybody under the age of 50 and fill their entire roster with wrestlers from the 80s and 90s. Just like clothing trends, it all comes back around.
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Mar 21, 2017 04:08
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DoctorGonzo posted:That chokeslam and spear looked like actually hurt Taker. It didn't. He is immortal. Undertaker will be wrestling until he is 195 years old.
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I want Roman to enter the Worlds Strongest Man Competition and ESPN and the judges to simply give him the title. Just make it a reality already.
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