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Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I don't know why it bugs me so much, but the whole "nope, no farms anywhere" thing, explicitly stated, is kind of weird. I mean... what do they eat?

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Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
But... but vegetables are like bombs, packed tight with healthy nutrients. Eat enough of them and you can take down a tank!

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Woolies carry clippers around for very good reasons.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
This is Fantasy Whatever, you're going to be up to your armpits in goblin-equivalents if you're not at least a little martially inclined. Bean danmaku and all.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Do you need to hoe up wild bamboo, or is it only in your fields?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Bath Census was completely amazing. I imagine she gets those questions from a creepy old crow at the heart of the world.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Is Relax Tea still, like, the elixir of life that it was in previous editions?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Okay, so how sure are we that Pia isn't actually like a washtub that wished for 100 years to become a human, or something?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Oh, so these guys have a bunch of buried gods to mine bronze from their bones too?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Can sheep use weapons, or would the ref disqualify you for a foreign object?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Does it take these outbuildings some time to show up or will Raven have beaten you back to the Sharence Tree and gotten it all done already, right after you buy it?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Wait, didn't magic kind of stink in the previous games, too? You'd think they'd have fixed it by now.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Well, Sherman's got money, and money is the answer for everything.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Even if Link knows what's up with Sofia by now, I can still understand having trouble deciphering what exactly the opposite of a librarian is supposed to be.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I do like how they're getting more creative with opposite day.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Yeah, Link, you really should be naming your... uh... sheep legs?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I couldn't take Pia away from the baths. Then again, there's nothing to recommend Sofia either.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Is a mermaid an honorary human because they can turn into one? Or is it more that nobody can stay mad at Pia?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry

Leraika posted:

I wonder if the manzai skit was any more coherent in Japanese.

Probably not!

I don't think Pia is coherent in any language.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Well, I'm glad somebody finally got through to the biter.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Just wait, this is going to turn out like The Man Who Was Thursday and the entire town is actually secret monsters.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Man, especially since you can have like all the seasons going at once in various dungeons. A typhoon must drive you nuts.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Are there any weapons that are kind of safe to use around crops based on what they count as?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Man, she gets elaborate with the opposites when she's got a mind.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Oh drat it's time to get you some mad money and/or wood for another barn? Or do they get slightly cheaper after the first one?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Yeah, I suppose even if you did come up on land to watch the water you'd spend most of your time looking up at the top of it.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Oh man. Are we going to go through an elaborate multistep trading sequence that needs more flowcharts than an HR department?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
What kind of crazy random drops do you need refights for?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
How much time does it take to run out to univir town, anyhow?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Wow. And that just... happened to show up in the traveling merchant? drat. I suppose that's something money's good for.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
What kind of limit are you operating under for active requests, that you've got to let them go like that?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry

Eh, don't read too much into it. She says that to everyone.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
So Sofia's trying to learn how to lie but she's just really bad at it?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Raven is pretty adorable.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
It's interesting that if you read the Sainte-Coquilles talking to each other, sometimes their lies just line up and it looks like they're dancing around the truth.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Does the chaos blade actually inflict paralysis on you now and again?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Is it explicitly the univir who have problems with humans? As some kind of monster royalty or something? It's weird that everybody's just fine with dwarves here and dwarves there.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Do bees just mill around with the rest of your monsters or can you build a hive?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
What does the tree want, getting humans and monsters together? Or is that not really a meaningful question, since all trees want to grow and all that.

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Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
You can at least have a farmer who's dumber than a bag of rocks because the town will be there to nudge them the right way. A solo adventurer dumber than a bag of rocks will just keep on spinning, spinning, spinning into stupidity.

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