Dads Dip Cup posted:

ahhh, my first day on the job *puts on headset as number is dialed*

: "hello?"

me : *reading from teleprompter* "hello this is [name] from the [brand] company and I would like to"

: "huh?"

me : "....huh?"

: "name from the brand company?" *click*

me : *looking at teleprompter again* oh now I get it, I used to love these. let's see... name... brand... *scribbles on note paper*

*dialing next number*

: "hello?"

me : "hello this is BRUCE WAYNE from the 100% CRUNK JUICE company and I would like t" *click* "hello? sir, hello?"