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Director: Ok, now in this scene, you're really concerned that there's something wrong with a credit card account belonging to the person you're calling, and you can't fix it without the card number. And the security code, the billing address, so on and so on, you know the drill. Anytime. Me: (reading from script) "Hello, I'm calling in regards to your Visa account. We've noticed that..." Wait, what's my motivation here? I don't understand the character. Director: You're a guy who wants to commit identity theft. Me: But why? What made me this way? Childhood trauma? A woman who broke my heart? What's my backstory? What drives me? Director: Look, you don't need a backstory, just read the drat-- Me: I can't work in these conditions. I'll be in my trailer. Come and get me when you've found some real writers. |
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The "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and dial again" lady struggles to reinvent herself. She came out with a spam album but it tanked. Now she does cougar sex hotlines just to make ends meet. She occasionally gets a break doing "Please dial #123 to activate your phone" messages, but her best days are behind her. |
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"No son of mine is going to waste his life being a spam call voice actor!" "I have a gift, dad! A free iPad! Just for listening to a short sales presentation!" "...Tell me more." |
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UncleMoeLester posted:Well you have a really good prince impression his rendition of "when doves cry" is pretty spot on |
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