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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

coming like judgment day
i.e. for the second time.


Lolll them going in on Kimora for the hip pads comment.

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Capsaicin
Nov 17, 2004

broof roof roof

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Lolll them going in on Kimora for the hip pads comment.

it's really hard for her, come on you don't know what she is going through

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

The She-mail aspect of the show was just a play on the word E-mail. I've never found the show offensive. (P.S. I think Carmen Carrera should stick what's left of her dick and shove it in her mouth)



Looking forward to this Untucked for sure.

Capsaicin
Nov 17, 2004

broof roof roof

HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO gently caress YES

what a great song

edit: kimora don't look like she know the words

twistedbutterfly
Jan 20, 2007


Does Kimora know the words to this song? Her lips seem off.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

coming like judgment day
i.e. for the second time.


I'm really disappointed that Ru didn't say "the judges were not a fana your banana, and you are up FO elimination" to Kimora.

Seriously tho Ru these are some tortured puns girl.

C'mon Bonnie Tyler!!!!! My karaoke go to. Aja is crushing this.

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

The She-mail aspect of the show was just a play on the word E-mail. I've never found the show offensive. (P.S. I think Carmen Carrera should stick what's left of her dick and shove it in her mouth)



Well that was an easy one.

Bye Felicia

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

coming like judgment day
i.e. for the second time.


Capsaicin posted:

HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO gently caress YES

what a great song

edit: kimora don't look like she know the words

To be fair there are a lot of adjectives in this song.

Noise Machine
Dec 3, 2005

Today is a good day to save.

Fun Shoe

twistedbutterfly posted:

Does Kimora know the words to this song? Her lips seem off.

that drop she did seems more like out of desperation rather than out of routine. All of her dance moves are her masking it.

Capsaicin
Nov 17, 2004

broof roof roof

Aja killed it. That was up there with Latrice's Natural Woman, Jinkx's Yma Sumac, and Chi-Chi's Jennifer Holiday.

Nemo
Feb 24, 2001

I know that you thought that you knew him. Well maybe you did, but you don't!


Aja was way better than Kimora, but neither of them were Tandi Iman Dupree.

Capsaicin
Nov 17, 2004

broof roof roof

i watched the first 5 seconds of her appearance like 8 times in a row and was shocked every single time

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

"I think you'll find that when it comes to Sandwich Montoya, the sky is the limit!"

- Too Much Mustard


Nemo posted:

Aja was way better than Kimora, but neither of them were Tandi Iman Dupree.



Now to avoid falling down a drag hole...

e: Too late... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jwBImEgilQ

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Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe


Nemo posted:

Aja was way better than Kimora, but neither of them were Tandi Iman Dupree.

I am so happy you posted this!

Aphra Bane
Oct 3, 2013


has a more cringey runway ever existed in all of RPDR? Jesus

Lipsync was killer at least.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die


Kimora lost for sure but I don't get much from Aja's performance. Untucked is full of her being a stinkyhole to the infinitely more polished and better performing Valentina, and then saying IM GOING TO SLAY THIS LIPSYNC IM THE QUEEN before an average-ish performance. Like a B+.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009





Nemo posted:

Aja was way better than Kimora, but neither of them were Tandi Iman Dupree.
True fact: she did not actually win that competition. I think she came in fourth, which is a strong argument against the existence of a benevolent Almighty.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

god aja's makeup is just...bad...it's so bad...the worst

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012



Grimey Drawer

Nemo posted:

Aja was way better than Kimora, but neither of them were Tandi Iman Dupree.

Holy poo poo god drat.

This LSFYL was a vast improvement over last weeks. Both of them didn't know the words, actually, which...how could you not know the words to that song? It's lipsinc/karaoke 101. Anyhow, Aja's makeup was scary. She reminded me of Seth Green playing James St. James in Party Monster when he dressed up like a troll, except she was red. The chaps were not that bad, but those panties were so awful. I actually liked Kimora's look a lot more, but Kimora is just so full of herself. Phara should have been in the bottom two.

I wasn't too impressed with Valentina's look. I mean it was super awesome, but I liked Eureka's look more as far as following a theme. I love how Nina went full on grey alien. Her makeup was so good once again.

I love what Michelle said about Valentina though. "She's so gorgeous you just want to go up to her and lick her face."

So the worst are gone. Everyone else who's around has considerable talent. It's going to be a rough competition from here on out!


Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Hi, I am listening to the new Weepies album and sipping on some ice tea... with a slice of lemon, of course! Tomorrow I plan on growing a pair of ovaries.


I bet the sidekicks were Todrick's idea

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

SLAY QUEEN!


Pellisworth posted:

I bet the sidekicks were Todrick's idea

I cackled.

Pan Dulce
Jan 4, 2011

Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure


The thought of Disney Drag Queens made me so excited, but then we got to it and it was a total WOMPWOMP. I was hoping for Kimora to be taken out of the competition, but after seeing Untucked, now I feel kind of bad. She was so nice about it! I'm hoping she gets a ton of gigs after this, because that end speech was really sweet.

And I'm glad my other Vegas queen, Farrah Moan, stayed. She's so pretty, I'm sure she has some awesome runway looks ready in her travelcase that don't rely on buttpads, like Kimora's would have.

Also, now I'm hoping Aja can't take advice and leaves next episode. God, her Untucked was so angry and childish. She really did look like a discount troll. I love how she was the one talking about how she's Instagram's darling, she looks exactly like her photos, and her paint is THAT harsh. It was disappointing to see these past episodes, knowing under all that Facetune, there's not much else. Bad personality, bad look, and after her princess story, bad funny bone. Girl, bye.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!


I appreciate Aja seems just self aware enough to recognize she was being bitter and upset. I hope she takes Trinity's and the others' advice about following the judges' suggestions and improving. I have to wonder if she had changed her backstory up it would have been Farrah instead? She came off more as "cursed by my mother's chain-smoking cloud" than a volcano.

I'm enjoying Trinity more every episode. She totally deserved the win, especially when so many past pageant queens couldn't or wouldn't push themselves into comedy territory. Looks like she stumbled from the sea onto Daytona Beach during race day, it was absolutely perfect.

Untucked: the "soft sculpture" remark, holy poo poo.

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014


I haven't been a big fan of Aja because of her bad makekup and wigs, but her awful outfit this week and her behavior in Untucked really sealed the deal. Go home!

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012



Grimey Drawer

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:


I'm enjoying Trinity more every episode. She totally deserved the win, especially when so many past pageant queens couldn't or wouldn't push themselves into comedy territory. Looks like she stumbled from the sea onto Daytona Beach during race day, it was absolutely perfect.


I loved her reveal for her dress. Why did they cut away?

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


Watrick posted:

Kimora's personality it's like a cheese grater going up and down my back. Farrah can't sow and she isn't being insufferable about it.

Kimora: "I have never heard of a sewage princess!"

Me: " Too easy."



Kimora may have replaced Phi Phi as my most hated queen. At least Phi Phi had the excuse of an abusive home life as a kid for why she was such a poo poo.

Also, Mermaid seems to be this season's Red Kimono.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch


That was a terrible episode. No mini challenge and the runway was a complete flop. What the hell was up with the flood of purple lights? You couldn't actually make out any of the colors in the costumes.

And all but maybe two missed the mark on the sidekicks. The rest were stilted, unfunny, or just not at all clever.

Glad to see Kimora go and I hope Aja is next.


e: glad we finally got to hear the origin of CuCu

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Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Hi, I am listening to the new Weepies album and sipping on some ice tea... with a slice of lemon, of course! Tomorrow I plan on growing a pair of ovaries.


Nemo posted:

Aja was way better than Kimora, but neither of them were Tandi Iman Dupree.

Didn't she break a bone or something early in this performance but still turned it out?

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


Did Kimora literally say "Big Bad Jungle-men"? HOW CAN ONE QUEEN BE THIS STUPID??

Capsaicin posted:

did....did michelle just threaten to kill kimora?

Like you wouldn't? Hell, I probably would have gone across the table by now.

I loved that they openly mocked her attempt to have a "breakdown confession" moment over hip pads, of all bloody things. And I loved Ru twisting the knife in her dismissal.

Thank christ her sleepy lip-sync finally got her shitcanned. Should have been last week, though. #JusticeForJaymes

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Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine

Pellisworth posted:

Didn't she break a bone or something early in this performance but still turned it out?

I think she broke the heel of one of her boots.

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


Watching Untucked, and holy poo poo Aja is a giant salty pile of poo poo.

: "Your wig could be glued down a little bit, and I would have done a black spank"
: "WELL THEN GIRL PHARAH MAKE ME A BLACK SPANK AND GET ME SOME MOTHERFUCKING WIG GLUE AND GLUE MY WIG DOWN FOR ME! WHERE WERE YOU IN THERE?!"

Wow...I have apparently been going about taking criticism the wrong way all my life.

: "We needed an example of the visualizations you plan to use in your last report, and you used the first person voice too much."
: "WELL THEN, LITTLE MISS PROFESSOR BITCH, MAKE ME A DATA VISUALIZATION AND EDIT MY REPORT! WHERE THE gently caress WERE YOU ON THIS poo poo??"

Watrick
Mar 15, 2007

C:enter:###

Easy Salmon Recipe posted:

Watching Untucked, and holy poo poo Aja is a giant salty pile of poo poo.

: "Your wig could be glued down a little bit, and I would have done a black spank"
: "WELL THEN GIRL PHARAH MAKE ME A BLACK SPANK AND GET ME SOME MOTHERFUCKING WIG GLUE AND GLUE MY WIG DOWN FOR ME! WHERE WERE YOU IN THERE?!"

Wow...I have apparently been going about taking criticism the wrong way all my life.

: "We needed an example of the visualizations you plan to use in your last report, and you used the first person voice too much."
: "WELL THEN, LITTLE MISS PROFESSOR BITCH, MAKE ME A DATA VISUALIZATION AND EDIT MY REPORT! WHERE THE gently caress WERE YOU ON THIS poo poo??"

Lol. Please do this and post a trip report.
Make sure to do excessive mouth pops.

I'm hoping the top 4 will be Nina, Valentina, Farrah, and Sasha. It's hard to tell as all the queens (sans Aja) are really off the hook this season.

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


Watrick posted:

Lol. Please do this and post a trip report.
Make sure to do excessive mouth pops.

I'm hoping the top 4 will be Nina, Valentina, Farrah, and Sasha. It's hard to tell as all the queens (sans Aja) are really off the hook this season.

Predicted trip report: "I don't have a career now, but I DO have a court date."

I'm torn on both Farrah and Eureka. I love and hate them both They're both whiny, hateful cunts, but they're also adorable. I'd be okay with and upset in equal measure at either one going home or getting top 3. That said, they both need to step up their game a bit. Farrah is definitely from that same "I wear bought dresses and look cute" school as Kimora (just less of a hateful, stupid piece of poo poo), and needs some skill to go farther, and Eureka needs to either get her head in the game or stop sandbagging, whichever is her issue.

Magikarpal Tunnel
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay


I'm absolutely shocked that Untucked could completely reverse my opinions of both Kimora and Aja. Kimora comes off TERRIBLY in the main show, but on Untucked she seemed genuine and sweet. Did get a laugh out of her hip pads thing, and of the judges just roasting her nuts over it. But Aja, jeeeeezus. I didn't really care about her either way (I mean, I was hoping she'd loving fix her makeup) but god she was just nasty in untucked. Not a fan, she can go next.

I'm even more of a fan of Shea now. You horny bitch, Shea.

Still, at this point, thinking Shea, Sasha and Nina are very strong contenders, but I'm also now thinking that Valentina is going to make top 5. Her sense of humor's really surprised me this episode, I think she could go top 3 even, if she can bring it in Snatch Game and future acting challenges. I'd also like to see Charlie go far, and I'm really waiting for Eureka to get her poo poo together. Would like to see more Peppermint, too, she's been very background the past two episodes, but she did have a moment to shine in this one.

Also, I've been waiting for this challenge since season goddamn two, and I was kind of disappointed. Oh well. :\ I guess there's only so much they can do with the time limit.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Hi, I am listening to the new Weepies album and sipping on some ice tea... with a slice of lemon, of course! Tomorrow I plan on growing a pair of ovaries.


Magikarpal Tunnel posted:

I'm absolutely shocked that Untucked could completely reverse my opinions of both Kimora and Aja. Kimora comes off TERRIBLY in the main show, but on Untucked she seemed genuine and sweet. Did get a laugh out of her hip pads thing, and of the judges just roasting her nuts over it. But Aja, jeeeeezus. I didn't really care about her either way (I mean, I was hoping she'd loving fix her makeup) but god she was just nasty in untucked. Not a fan, she can go next.



Kimora came off really well in Untucked, and Aja needs to go next unless she busts out something absolutely jaw-dropping. It's hard for me to pick a top 3, there are a lot of great queens this season, but Aja's attitude is really wearing thin. It's fine to be a bitch as long as you're not whiny. Trinity Taylor is a bitch and that's totally fine because she's polished, professional, and smart, she's not complaining or making excuses she's just a tough competitor. Aja and Farrah Moan are both looking pretty whiny and that's not cute.

blizzardvizard
Sep 12, 2012

Shhh... don't wake up the sleeping lion

I had to mute the ep halfway through the runway, what the gently caress was that. Props to the director for somehow making it even worse by making the queens stand awkwardly on camera through their (ugh) sidekicks' narration. I'm really salty because the premise of a drag fairytale princess sewing challenge is super fun but the execution crashed really really hard.

Also wow, Aja

Aphra Bane posted:

Lipsync was killer at least.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014


http://www.vulture.com/2017/04/rupa...-interview.html


Yikes.

Good on her for being proud of her work and feeling like she did well. But Gurl. Bitching about Nina complaining because she had to do something more elaborate than a Kim Kardashian red carpet look (like sculpting construction paper) in a very limited time while we saw her pout because she had to "sew" a goddamn loincloth. Ugh. She doesn't even have to pad or sculpt her face too much because of all those "god given" cheeks.

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Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

Magikarpal Tunnel posted:

But Aja, jeeeeezus. I didn't really care about her either way (I mean, I was hoping she'd loving fix her makeup) but god she was just nasty in untucked. Not a fan, she can go next.

I was really impressed with how Valentina handled her. Aja tried to come for her, and Valentina was all, "Ok, I'm just not going to respond to that."

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


Nihonniboku posted:

I was really impressed with how Valentina handled her. Aja tried to come for her, and Valentina was all, "Ok, I'm just not going to respond to that."

You don't need to respond to things that aren't threats.

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spite house
Apr 28, 2009





Pellisworth posted:

Trinity Taylor is a bitch and that's totally fine because she's polished, professional, and smart, she's not complaining or making excuses she's just a tough competitor.
The bitches who get savaged by the editing (and the fans) on this show are the ones who appear to lack control of themselves when they're being bitches -- the fear-biters and the flailers. If you stay temperate and sly, ideally with a cool smirk, you can get away with drat near anything. This is entirely within the protocols of Drag Tradition, to the show's credit.

Also Aja apparently didn't get the Do Not gently caress With The Quirky Endearing One memo. It's season goddamn 9. I think she might not be the brightest knife in the shed.

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