RuPaul's Drag Race Season 9: ...Party.

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Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Are we even getting Untucked this year? What was with that "only on YouTube" bullshit? Is it happening that way again?

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 06:25

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 00:36

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

tote up a bags posted:

Pretty sure somewhere there was an announcement its coming back to Youtube again

drat. I loved the uncensored versions and Youtube doesn't do that, I think. Oh well :filez:

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I don't know why I like it that way. It's nice to hear them actually curse instead of having it bleeped out.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 06:51

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Aja, Jaymes, and Kimora looks ROUGH. I hope they get better quick.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 02:05

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Valentina should have won the crown. I loved the Georgia peach, but I though Nina's Lady Gaga was kind of pedestrian. I've seen Halloween costumes that do that, only without the chest plate.

Also, THANK GOD ROSS IS THE JUDGE!!! Todrick sucked beyond the telling; hearing Ross make joke after joke about the hot dog drag was epic.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 02:08

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Combed Thunderclap posted:

14th queen prediction seems pretty legit Glad our cucu might be coming back considering that she wasn't feeling well last season

Please let this be real. The other guess from before Trinity K. Bonet is almost unfair. She lipsyncs like the rent is due tomorrow, no one can beat her.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 02:36

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

I just saw Untucked and drat, Lady Gaga is so fair in her assessments. The episode also made Nina a lot more favorable, in my opinion. To go from not knowing what's going to happen in your life to entering Drag Race and winning the first challenge is awesome. I'm impressed.

Poor Jaymes though. Untucked just proves further how out of her depth she seems. Charlie seems really cool though, having given Jaymes a chance to speak above the super loud personalities.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 03:47

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Troposphere posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZLlCU_k4sM

drat I like charlie so much more after seeing her dunk on lana del rey

If she doesn't do Lana on Snatch Game, I will be very sad.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 06:13

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

And no one was surprised by that turn out.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 02:06

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

The thought of Disney Drag Queens made me so excited, but then we got to it and it was a total WOMPWOMP. I was hoping for Kimora to be taken out of the competition, but after seeing Untucked, now I feel kind of bad. She was so nice about it! I'm hoping she gets a ton of gigs after this, because that end speech was really sweet.

:colbert:

And I'm glad my other Vegas queen, Farrah Moan, stayed. She's so pretty, I'm sure she has some awesome runway looks ready in her travelcase that don't rely on buttpads, like Kimora's would have.

Also, now I'm hoping Aja can't take advice and leaves next episode. God, her Untucked was so angry and childish. She really did look like a discount troll. I love how she was the one talking about how she's Instagram's darling, she looks exactly like her photos, and her paint is THAT harsh. It was disappointing to see these past episodes, knowing under all that Facetune, there's not much else. Bad personality, bad look, and after her princess story, bad funny bone. Girl, bye.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 17:38

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Sarcopenia posted:

http://www.vulture.com/2017/04/rupauls-drag-race-kimora-blac-interview.html

Man, it kind of sucks that we never got to see her lipsync something she's comfortable in. So many times queens win at the lipsync because they're best at feeling the song and I get the feeling Aja wouldn't know sexy in the slightest.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 00:23

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

I have no idea what the difference is between Instagram makeup, real life/stage makeup, and filming makeup is for a drag queen, but do you think that's why Aja's paint is so weird?

I mean, Trixie put a ton on too, but she didn't look as cakey or messy.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 23:05

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

I just have to say, I don't think Charlie should have been bottom two. Her look was gorgeous and should have given her a leg up against Peppermint, who was a messy anchor and an even messier boudoir queen. I was certain Trinity and Peppermint were gonna duke it out in the lipsync, but :sigh:

I wish I'd gotten to see Joan Rivers.

Eureka has to go. She's not going to; she's been destroying the challenges and her runway isn't terrible. But she's so loud I can't hear the queens I give a poo poo about a word in edgewise. Rude too, without being funny or tongue-in-cheek.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 21:43

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Nina was dead Nicki Minaj and I was so here for it.

Nina not being able to get up from the couch because of so much padding on the hips, thighs, and breasts made me just about die of laughter.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 07:03

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Stroop There It Is posted:

Dammit, I was hoping Ru would also kick Farrah off.

Wow. Disagree on that, she clearly was better at the lipsync.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 02:00

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

So for anyone remotely interested in the Netflix series Girlboss, RuPaul plays the sassy neighbor and is flawless, as usual.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 06:17

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

It was definitely CLF's time to go. In all honesty, I love the drag queen, but she was consistently outclassed by these girls; her makeup was from another era of drag and too harsh, her outfits weren't huge and detailed or super creative, and her only catchphrase was "Cucu." I was disappointed. I expected more. Sofia Vergara should have been EASY to do. She's cartoonish, she's loud, you have so much to mine for jokes, from her start as a Pepsi model to Modern Family and you did squat.

I'm so glad Farrah stayed. I -like- her. She's cute, her runways slay, and her Untucked shows attitude I don't see as much on the regular show. And I'm SO glad she stood up to Nina! I see a lot of love for Nina on this forum and I think she's one of those queens getting Top 3, but I'm kind of mad at that. Her Madonna look was sloppy, in fact, a lot of her looks are sloppy. Shea deserved that spot. But Ru loves a good, "Your only enemy is yourself," ghetto queen story. I'm over it. I've been over it.

Also, I hope Peppermint takes what they say to heart. She wore that weird slit up the thigh pink skirt twice and pink the entire way through. She needs some versatility in that runway.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 21:03

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

See, I'd believe that if I hadn't heard about Thorgy's after-show at a bar when she said she'd had another outfit prepared, but the producers encouraged her to stick with the kimono.

I'd also believe that if I hadn't seen Chi Chi Devayne pull out a fairly good Madonna in the workroom. And Madonna has plenty of casual looks that are iconic to looks towards. The song they covered in this episode, Music, had Madonna in a cowboy hat and blue jeans, Madonna in Lucky Star, or hell, pull a Valentina and do a very good nude illusion for the Sex artwork. It's not rocket science.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 22:23

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Man, after seeing Trinity's and Shea's level of detail, had I been Nina or Peppermint, I would have switched, ESPECIALLY after seeing how expensive both of the other girls' looks turned out. Shea and Trinity were completely right sticking to what they had.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 22:37

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

You know, I thought that too! But then I remembered Carmen Carrera and Violet Chachki gave great "nude illusion" too. They just have amazing bodies that apparently can tuck like nobody's business.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 08:58

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

garthoneeye posted:

Courtney's Drescher was better than Milk's Child. Not that either of them were good.

What's the worst overall Snatch Game? I lean towards season 3; the top players weren't great and the bottoms were bland so it didn't even have a train wreck element for entertainment.

I'd give that to Season 4. Even though it had Chad giving us an amazing Cher, everyone else was either forgettable or, if you're judging everyone else in the bottom row, painful to see. That was the one with the weird narcoleptic, tweeking Beyonce, Snooki-want-smush-smush, and horribly boring Lady Gaga interactions.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 09:08

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Man, Nina's a bitch.

http://www.logotv.com/video-clips/jvnpie/rupauls-drag-race-nina-accuses-aja?fb_ref=share_web

# ¿ May 1, 2017 07:51

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

gently caress. FUUUUUUUUUCK. There's almost nothing to say. I knew right as they were putting the groups together Valentina was going to get shafted and have to lip sync. I was hoping, based on the video y'all posted here, that she'd be good enough to put on a show. But wow. WOW. That sucked beyond the telling of it.

:smith:

She was my favorite this season. Hopefully Shea or Sasha takes it.

...and to have her lose to loving NINA, the drag queen whose personality checked out 2 episodes ago? REALLY?!

# ¿ May 20, 2017 05:59

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

# ¿ May 24, 2017 02:42

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

So in other non-Valentina news, the @Midnight episode with Katya, Ginger, and Alaska was put up today and it's loving hilarious.

http://www.cc.com/episodes/mp4ce1/-midnight-with-chris-hardwick-june-19--2017----addawomanimproveasong-season-4-ep-4121

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 23:45

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 00:36

Pan Dulce: Jan 4, 2011; Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Flyinglemur posted:

My wife's birthday is in a couple of weeks and she needs these. When? When will they come out?

Someone on reddit said this January.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 04:49

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