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DarthRoblox
Nov 25, 2007
*rolls ankle* *gains 15lbs* *apologizes to TFLC* *rolls ankle*...
gently caress! I keep forgetting that trying to action roll out of a moving car just results in it merrily rolling you right the gently caress over.

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DarthRoblox
Nov 25, 2007
*rolls ankle* *gains 15lbs* *apologizes to TFLC* *rolls ankle*...
Just had my best finish yet (2nd) on a total joke round. I noticed the island in the very far northeast and decided to see what it was. A quick boat trip later, turns out that it's the lobby island and all the buildings are fully lootable (though sadly the gun tables are empty).

By the time I got done with that, I was well outside the forcefield but I had picked up a bunch of healing, so I decided to see if I could make it back in. I juuuuust barely managed to scrape inside with about 1/10 of a health bar and no healing left, after running out of gas and switching to a Dacia. I decided to gently caress around the rest of the round and just drive in circles to see how long I could make it - turns out, people who survive a few circle closes aren't huge about taking pot shots at some idiot doing donuts in the middle of a field.

I managed to flip the car up onto it's side eventually, but it flipped with the belly facing the sniper hill in the circle so I decided to hang out and hopefully ambush whoever came to investigate. No one did though - I was totally exposed but I assume everyone assumed someone else had already finished me off and forgot about me.

Eventually I had to run to a nearby garage due to the circle... where I found another mint condition Dacia. Clearly that was a sign, so I hopped in and kept driving in wild circles while everyone else killed each other, until the lone survivor finally put a stop to the shenanigans with an m16.

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