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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Shining Time Station Conductor
Better Conductor?
Ringo Starr
George Carlin
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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

 Pretty simple poll here, no time for goku, who was the better conductor in Shining Time Station?

RINGO STARR


GEORGE CARLIN


Vote and post your comments below, this will probably get pretty heated, so try not to be offended if things spiral out of control.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

 It was actually Goku OP

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
A very clever electricity joke

:smug:

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

 Great thread OP.

George Carlin being the train conductor on shining time station. Can you imagine watching that show every single day as a kid in kindergarten? Then you grow up and listen to his standup. Christ, it's like figuring out the regular who is slinging the thick ropes of pearly white cum through the other side of the glory hole is your kindly uncle.

Voted Carlin without any hesitation. and a 5.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Mar 24, 2017

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I don't watch your shows op

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
the answer is always carlin

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Frank Serpico
Aug 8, 2005

Oh man, it's total gridlock!!
Ratshit, Batshit, Dirty ol' Twat...69 assholes tied in a knot...Hurray!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iwvu-j7BuY

My 3 year old doesn't really like traditional Thomas, but he sure likes THIS version!

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Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


 Ringing Starr is the only one I acknowledge.

* # ? Mar 24, 2017 17:04
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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Wasn't Alec Baldwin the conductor in the movie? What about us fans of the Thomas Cinematic Universe, or do the movies not count?

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

JediTalentAgent posted:

Wasn't Alec Baldwin the conductor in the movie? What about us fans of the Thomas Cinematic Universe, or do the movies not count?

To be honest, if someone prefers Alec Baldwin over RIngo Starr and George Carlin, then I don't really care about their opinion. :shrug:

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Christ, it's like figuring out the regular who is slinging the thick ropes of pearly white cum through the other side of the glory hole is your kindly uncle.

This is my favourite sentence so far today

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 Dig George Carlin up and settle it with a drinking contest.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Carlin. Not only is he one of my heroes, I bet this was something he did to expunge the horrible tax debt he wracked up.

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cnut
May 3, 2016

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Dig George Carlin up and settle it with a drinking contest.

*Cocaine

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

cnut posted:

*Cocaine

This and marijuana were what had him and his wife in a death grip.

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

 To be honest, if we're talking the peak of their drinking/drug use, I think Ringo would easily outdrink/outdrug Carlin.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nolan Arenado posted:

To be honest, if we're talking the peak of their drinking/drug use, I think Ringo would easily outdrink/outdrug Carlin.

I have absolutely no problem with this statement.

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