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* listening to muh audio book someone pirated and uploaded to youtube * * fuckin ad comes on for root god drat car insurance again * * "gently caress you assholes. I will never buy your lovely car insurance now." * Me, not buying your insurance. 
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im never going to buy something again
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Mar 25, 2017 04:32
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ill never buy another tube of toothpaste again
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Mar 25, 2017 04:33
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I'll steal it. Nobody will ever know!
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Mar 25, 2017 04:33
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indeed, dave.
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Mar 25, 2017 04:36
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never again
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Mar 25, 2017 04:37
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I'll never buy shampoo again
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Mar 25, 2017 04:38
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* I walk into mcdonalds * * the kid at the counter has a hand tattoo * * yeahp... my orders wrong * * ".... gently caress this place" *
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Mar 25, 2017 04:39
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*got into argument with staff about how they hosed up my order* *went home and found out I was actually wrong* *will never go back to that specific establishment*
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Mar 25, 2017 06:25
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*lady at the movie theater shushes me for talking during the ads* *quietly swears a blood pact of vengeance*
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Mar 25, 2017 06:27
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Mar 25, 2017 06:27
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*Mark Zuckerberg farts@me* *I will never use facebook again!* *goes back the next day to postin' minion memes*
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Mar 25, 2017 06:27
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Dark Fuckherturds would legit be a good porn name.
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Mar 25, 2017 06:36
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I wanna know how many chins are under that beard.
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Mar 25, 2017 06:36
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Honky Dong Country posted:I wanna know how many chins are under that beard. the secret is that there is no chin at all. just a deep cavity going all the way to the bone, completely stuffed with hair.
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Mar 25, 2017 07:11
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*disables all social media* *re-enables in 10 minutes to post terrible political views*
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Mar 25, 2017 08:21
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I'm never going to pay OPs mom for sex again.
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Mar 25, 2017 08:26
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i will never, ever ever buy any loving alcohol again, as long as I do live, cross my heart and hope to die
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Mar 25, 2017 08:26
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i'm going to have to make this rum last another 30 years I guess. gently caress
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