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Black Baby Goku posted:I don't have to imagine. In my game Larry got infected and bit everyone and killed and ate everyone and wormskull turned into a ghost to haunt him but Larry was undying because hunger reset with every time he turned into a Wereskink and would attack migrants and traders and lived about 1000 years before a hero came and killed him and the legend of Larry the wereskink is on coins and books and songs throughout the land now. In this game he's ruler of the fort, and his offspring will inherit that title
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he also wants to send a bunch of miners to the klink because nobody made him his splints
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Its funny. I played kobolds awhile back before this version of masterwork. My first fort died because I forgot to make clothes for new kobolds. Kobolds give birth in litters so in one year I had like 3 babys for every kobold and they reach adulthood in a single year. So I like to think a bunch of angsty teenage kobolds all collectively threw a tantrum because thier parents forgot to make them shirts.
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Average Bear posted:In this game he's ruler of the fort, and his offspring will inherit that title Lmfao
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Under no circumstance should Larry breed
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I love how retarded rulers act in this game
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at some point larry is going to have the power to order another dwarf dead because they didn't make enough splints
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he already does, someone just needs to be assigned to mete out the punishment
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Black Baby Goku posted:I don't have to imagine. In my game Larry got infected and bit everyone and killed and ate everyone and wormskull turned into a ghost to haunt him but Larry was undying because hunger reset with every time he turned into a Wereskink and would attack migrants and traders and lived about 1000 years before a hero came and killed him and the legend of Larry the wereskink is on coins and books and songs throughout the land now. Lmfao
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Wait Larry is the leader
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Robot Randy posted:he already does, someone just needs to be assigned to mete out the punishment well, what are you waiting for?????
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I made Larry the leader without realizing it lol
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Larry's only the leader because my ribs are broken and all I can do is make breastplates.
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tonights update is brought to you in part by a donation from drewtoothpaste and kool keith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqM9eLrup3g
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fort update 2 built some farms in the second cavern layer   lol  dwarven caravan arrives. i bought their booze, seeds, and stuff to make books. i requested they bring logs and coke, since fuel is still at a pretty low level.  trade agreement with them. theyre gonna pay out the rear end for cut gems next year, so if we get lucky with rarer ones we might be able to buy out the entire caravan with a single gem bin next year  crudbump ft. kool keith -- crab hand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqM9eLrup3g  the traders decided to leave through the cavern layer  oh poo poo!!  kid goes into a mood at the same time. by the time i zoom back in on the beast it's dead.  the sacrifice to the great god of fps [[[There would be a gif of all the kids and animals falling into the lava but GIFCAM IS A loving PIECE OF poo poo]]] the big chad himself pulled the lever, just following orders   wow, real glad i spared this little fuckshit. NOT  his yospos loving rear end is going down with the rest of them     ah poo poo, he got hit by forgotten beast gas and dropped dead later   taking a look at the health screen to see who else might be affected bolverkur is infected. with AIDS lmao!!  migrants. like 8 dwarves and 10 kids  a beta assaulted a chad in the caverns. im keeping an eye on all the betas in case they organize into a beta uprising and usurp the chads  christ, another one? there'd be a gif of the fight but gifcam is STILL A MASSIVE PIECE OF poo poo. fortunately it went down really quickly   the dude who killed it named his axe  the wounded are brought to the hospital   snake men show up in the caverns. the squad quickly rectifies the issue  gonna send the nice guys to see if we can kill it and sell t for $$$$ --- turns out trying to kill a humanoid lump of diamond is next to impossible. i send the boys to retreat behind the cage traps --- i ended up using dfhack to kill it because there was no way that situation wouldve ended well. the golem wouldve slowly punched everything in the fortress to death while every attack bounced off it  3rd cavern layer breached. lots of trees, thankfully. harder enemies too  spring is here. what a ride its been.  forts in p good shape imo, compared to the shitpile i started with. we lost a bit of population as a part of the sacrifice, but they were all useless kids. i also had something like 60 stray animals slaughtered
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im just gonna upload the region save instead of the whole folder, drive keeps failing to upload certain files when i try to do MW and everything else ok here it is just pop the region1 folder in dwarf fortress>data>save https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzBWrlRafrniM0xHenhncmEzUk0 Robot Randy fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Apr 15, 2017 |
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Apr 15, 2017 18:01
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A square shell full of vomit. gently caress. 
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Apr 15, 2017 18:23
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Lmfao at everything that happened
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no! NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! *buys $200 of LoL and dota skins*
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also lmao this forgotten beast rules, reminded me of vomit monster in earthbound
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Bolverkur posted:no! NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! *buys $200 of LoL and dota skins* Lol
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Bolverkur posted:no! NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! *buys $200 of LoL and dota skins*
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A diamond golem, wtf. That is a lovely thing to throw at a fort Also lol Great year at the fort, who's next?
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extremely steampunk posted:A diamond golem, wtf. That is a lovely thing to throw at a fort masterwork adds a bunch of weird bullshit
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Johnny Joestar posted:masterwork adds a bunch of weird bullshit yeah with a game as autistically complex as df it doesn't need more workshops and reactions and creatures from every piece of pop culture added also the whole succubus race in general 
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Is there some provision built into masterwork for handling that diamond golem? Mythril weapons or something idk?
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no clue. it showed up on the second cavern layer and after the marksdwarves had hit it with threir crossbows enough to become hammerdwarves i said gently caress it and used the exterminate command, which genocides the entire race of the target creature
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Is the masterwork version using all the mods and addons it comes with or is it just using a couple. I tried using it with everything and a stiff wind will push into crashtown. I had to trim it down so only a couple of races and mechanics were added to keep it stable.
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Fortress mode never crashed for me with masterwork, but adventure mode crashes all the time even in vanilla
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Robot Randy posted:no clue. it showed up on the second cavern layer and after the marksdwarves had hit it with threir crossbows enough to become hammerdwarves i said gently caress it and used the exterminate command, which genocides the entire race of the target creature I think exterminate just kills those creatures on the map. It's not very well named
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Next overseer is Black Baby Goku edit: nvm lol. Is there a Bolverkur in the house?
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ok!!! im scared to do this lol. i know goddamn nothing about trading
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Bolverkur posted:ok!!! im scared to do this lol. i know goddamn nothing about trading Nothing to worry about! Just keep a lot of wood crafts ready for when the elves arrive. 
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Fuubi posted:Nothing to worry about! Just keep a lot of wood crafts ready for when the elves arrive. 
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Fuubi posted:Nothing to worry about! Just keep a lot of wood crafts ready for when the elves arrive. You sick gently caress...
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the elves in this world have all been conquered by dwarves bc they a bunch of pussy rear end bitches. there's like 500 left in the world compared to 15000+ goblins, humans and dwarves
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I laugh in the face of death! Take that Fire Blob!
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uh yeah so i played this for some while before i realized: hey where is all that poo poo randy was posting about? so ive now downloaded the correct save 420 BITCHEEESSS
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