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Like, for starters - how did it get into the room?
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that sir is a bald mammoth
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Mar 27, 2017 04:50
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*somewhere on the african savanna* Elephant A : so what'd you do today Elephant B : oh you know, I rolled around in the mud for a bit and then I sucked up some water with my trunk and sprayed myself with it Elephant A : same Elephant C : guys could we maybe talk about the dingus in the doofy hat driving around taking pictures of everything Elephants A and B : ...what?
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Mar 27, 2017 05:47
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How did they get that elephant to New Orleans? I guess that paint job would be suitable camouflage.
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Mar 27, 2017 09:51
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No. The walls have ears. And we can't talk about those either, they upset the elephant. |
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Mar 27, 2017 11:45
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That scamp Bansky has done it again!
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Mar 27, 2017 11:51
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judging by the elephants size i am assuming the room was built around the elephant which is honestly an impressive feat itself
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Mar 27, 2017 12:13
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Dads Dip Cup posted:*somewhere on the african savanna* |
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Mar 27, 2017 12:20
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*Walks up to Thomas Edison* "So, uh, I have a problem with this elephant in my room."
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Mar 27, 2017 12:48
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can we talk about the room in the elephant? |
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Mar 27, 2017 13:08
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"What do you think of this, honey," I said, gesturing at the giant painted elephant, "Is there anything about this you wanna say?" Banksy the Art Goblin overheard me and was delighted, rubbing his hands and giving me a toothy grin from the dark corner he occupied in the exhibit. My wife shrugged. "This doesn't evoke anything from me whatsoever. I have no desire to look at it, much less discuss it." Banksy the Art Goblin was crushed. Mournfully, he rummaged his pouch and retrieved a small Elven dagger. He then carved into himself some on-fuckin'-point satirical imagery of Disney.
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Mar 27, 2017 14:25
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how long is your mother staying with you op? |
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Mar 27, 2017 15:52
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FutonForensic posted:"What do you think of this, honey," I said, gesturing at the giant painted elephant, "Is there anything about this you wanna say?" ---------------- |
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Mar 27, 2017 16:34
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Just when I thought Banksy couldn't get more relevant, he says what we're all thinking: there is an elephant in every room, and it is covered in paint.
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Mar 27, 2017 16:36
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Piso Mojado posted:how long is your mother staying with you op?  mods?!
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Mar 27, 2017 17:10
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it is super rude to just walk into some elephant's room and start talking about it like it isn't there get your own room!
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Mar 27, 2017 17:26
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How do you get an elephant into a refridgerator? Real answere: You don't. Any jokes that says you can are lies.
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Mar 27, 2017 17:41
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FactsAreUseless posted:No. The walls have ears. And we can't talk about those either, they upset the elephant. boy what I like to be a fly on the wall, weaving in and out amongst the ears with a spectacular view of the elephant |
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Mar 27, 2017 17:50
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Uxzuigal posted:How do you get an elephant into a refridgerator? woolly mammoth version of jurassic park: the kids get eaten when the velocimammothraptors get loose because they can't trap them in the fridge |
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Mar 27, 2017 18:23
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How embarrassing! Elephant came to the party wearing the same outfit as the curtains. The lady at the fabric store said this was dress fabric not curtain fabric. I can't wait for the fireworks Monday morning when Elephant goes back to the store. That lady holds a grudge like no one else. Never forgets. |
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Mar 27, 2017 23:25
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Depends on which one you're talking about. That white elephant? It was a gift. I didn't particularly want it but there it is. The pink elephant? Frankly I'm surprised you noticed. Cheers! That glowing green one is really just a foot. Good luck removing it. I used to have a chart to keep track of all these elephants, but I only ever used it periodically. |
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Mar 27, 2017 23:27
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death sext posted:it is super rude to just walk into some elephant's room and start talking about it like it isn't there no one ever thinks to try talking to the elephant, kinda sad |
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Mar 28, 2017 04:02
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We Need to Talk About Elephant
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Mar 28, 2017 04:20
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the problem is that everyone is talking about the elephant, but nobody is co-mu-ni-cating about the elephant |
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Mar 28, 2017 06:22
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I think what we're really talking about here is the elephant inside us all |
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Mar 28, 2017 07:03
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Look, I'm going to level with you. I'm loving the elephant because I'm also an elephant. There's an elephant in the elephant in the room, and it's time we talked about it.
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Mar 28, 2017 11:00
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Vanessa Kensington: That's the elephant in the room. Austin Powers: No, this is the elephant in the room: "Help! I'm in a room!" |
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Mar 28, 2017 18:07
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that elephant is a magician |
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Mar 28, 2017 18:38
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dont talk about me like im not here |
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Mar 28, 2017 19:02
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eonwe your av always makes me think of a guinness advertisement although since the elephant is pink maybe the delirium tremens mascot would fit better Manifisto fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Mar 28, 2017
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Mar 28, 2017 20:50
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im not sure what the little guy is drinking. either a shake or a beer |
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Mar 28, 2017 21:30
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eonwe posted:im not sure what the little guy is drinking. either a shake or a beer someday I am going to make guinness ice cream, it sounds pretty good what I'm saying is, it can be both |
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Mar 28, 2017 21:43
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Manifisto posted:someday I am going to make guinness ice cream, it sounds pretty good Maybe a guinness float, like a root beer float but with guinness and vanilla ice cream. Or maybe chocolate or coffee ice cream. I kind of want to try this now Everyone at the party watching you scoup ice cream into your guinness, definately the elephant in the room.
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Mar 29, 2017 04:02
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Za elephant, za Guinness, an za ice cream *snooort* are all references to ideology |
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Mar 29, 2017 05:18
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Mar 29, 2017 07:18
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I'm glad someone else brought this up, because we do need to talk about the elephant in the room. Namely, that ele is hella smella. there. OK? I said it, and I can't take it back now. ---------------- |
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Mar 29, 2017 23:53
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Kthulhu5000 posted:I'm glad someone else brought this up, because we do need to talk about the elephant in the room. Namely, that ele is hella smella. I think we have candles in here somewhere |
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Mar 30, 2017 00:41
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Seriously though, Jumbette is 21 months along and we haven't even started on the nursery yet. We need to talk about the elephant in the womb. |
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Mar 30, 2017 01:10
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google THIS posted:Seriously though, Jumbette is 21 months along and we haven't even started on the nursery yet. We need to talk about the elephant in the womb. |
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Can we talk about the mouse in the room? It is seriously freaking the elephant out and I don't want it breaking all the furniture.
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