Is the Sixty-Nine position the best one possible?

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6-9?
	Yes
	Oh hell yes
	I dont like it/im not a fan
	Two gokus suckin each others dick

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

I mean think about it.

You got a beefy dick or meaty snatch in your face and mouth while you're own beefy dick or meaty snatch is getting chowed by someone of the same or opposite sex.

poo poo is completely air tight. 100% flawless.

I dare you to find a reason why Sixty-Nine is bad.

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Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Flawless OP, sticky and lock thread IMO

# ? Mar 27, 2017 14:25

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Concentrating too much on what you're doing for them to enjoy what's being done to you.

I agree though. It is the best.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 14:26

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Goes together like yin and yang

# ? Mar 27, 2017 14:32

lumpy goop hopper: Feb 3, 2004; i am a drawing god.

Two Gokus suckin each others dick is actually on my family crest.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 14:34

algebra testes: Mar 5, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

I'll do you one better.

Its called the Seventy.

Look it up. :wink:

# ? Mar 27, 2017 14:37

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Yes.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 14:37

almost there: Sep 13, 2016

you forgot to add that it would probably work in a zero G situation too

# ? Mar 27, 2017 14:52

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

ouroboros of love

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:00

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
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I am the lord of eternity
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I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
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how would it not be better to get hosed while giving oral to a different person?

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:02

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

how does the weiner get in the butt???

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:05

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

Solice Kirsk posted:

Concentrating too much on what you're doing for them to enjoy what's being done to you.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:06

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

My nose keeps tickling their ribs

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:08

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Iron Prince posted:

I dare you to find a reason why Sixty-Nine is bad.

When one of you nuts but the other keeps going, and you know they are not going to stop until they've come as well, so they torture your hypersensitive cock/clit by doubling their efforts which makes it harder for you to concentrate on what you are doing, thereby prolonging the agony.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:09

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

It would be better to just have two or three people of whichever gender you prefer going to town on your genitals while you lean back and play Zelda: Breath of the Wild

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:10

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

I like sex.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:11

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

One slip of the tongue and you're in deep poo poo

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:11

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I am asexual so this is my worst nightmare. I would rather play videogames because genitals are weird.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:12

new phone who dis: May 24, 2007; by VideoGames; Morbid Hound

69 is good but just sitting there getting blown is hard to top.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:13

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

Goons were talking about a reddit post wherein a girl is pooped on by her boyfriend during a 69. So that's a thing

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:13

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Psycho Society posted:

Goons were talking about a reddit post wherein a girl is pooped on by her boyfriend during a 69. So that's a thing

I bet if you're on the tan that's pretty incredible.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:20

Orchestrated Mess: Dec 12, 2009; Fuck art. Let's dance.

I'm drowning in so much pussy I post about it on the forums at something awful dot com.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:25

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Need rear end corkage for airtight seal, lol is op a virgin??? Haha

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:46

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

nope your nose crams into her rear end in a top hat. i like assholes but youre kidding yourselves is the best part is the smell

have to admit though your description lowkey turned me on OP

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:50

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

No, 69 is not the best position.

Here's the problem: unless the other dude has exquisite leg control, he's gonna start to get the ol jelly legs and slide down a bit, putting so much of his cock in your throat that you're left giving a subpar blowjob, and personally I like being able to give 100% in every job I do.

If you're on top, you're the one getting the jelly legs and then getting a subpar blowjob by sinking down a bit.

On paper, it seems like the best option out there. I get to suck a dick, smell some balls and look at a butthole. All while getting blown. What could be better? Lots of things, it turns out.

I like reverse cowgirl because then I get a dick up the butt and can catch up on my rapidly filling DVR, and I suppose I'm a bit of a pragmatist.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 16:31

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

69 is great. It's not the best.

The best is just receiving oral while doing nothing yourself. Maybe playing Breath of the Wild.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 16:57

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I'm not going down on any hookers bruh. At least not the ones in my price range

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:31

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

70 is the best position. its 1 better.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:31

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

Psycho Society posted:

Goons were talking about a reddit post wherein a girl is pooped on by her boyfriend during a 69. So that's a thing

Uh, AMA.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:32

ShotgunMessiah: Apr 26, 2005

69 is an overrated rookie move.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:33

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Nah it's good

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:36

Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010

I personally still prefer for my penis to go into the designated penis orifice.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:39

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Psycho Society posted:

Goons were talking about a reddit post wherein a girl is pooped on by her boyfriend during a 69. So that's a thing

Dont kinkshame the op

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:41

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Jack Trades posted:

I personally still prefer for my penis to go into the designated penis orifice.

Bellybutton?

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:41

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Bellybutton?

The designated plumpy hole

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:45

Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Bellybutton?

Exactly.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:45

Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

My girlfriend keeps farting on my face and then laughs too much to continue. So that's a drawback.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:56

Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

Or a plus?
Depends what you're into.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:57

Ice Blue Mink: Mar 21, 2017; by zen death robot

Nolan Arenado posted:

I like sex.

PM me

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the amazon position is pretty dope

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