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Have you seen the movie Hot Shots?
Yes I am
No, sorry
That neighbor Kramer is funny
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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:





http://i.imgur.com/4dPyzLs.mp4

http://i.imgur.com/LzUDRpQ.mp4

Please discuss the movie Hot Shots and maybe its sequel too

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
dude hosed around too much without wrapping his weiner

danger close bro, danger. close

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Remember when he fries an egg on that girl's stomach? That's how hot she was!

Also: "My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals."

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Didn't have Leslie Nelson, but still good

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i like hot to trot more

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
americans think sight gags are absolutely hilarious

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
*man pulls down jet plane roof like convertible car*

americans go wild

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

RideTheSpiral posted:

americans think sight gags are absolutely hilarious

thats because they are you eurotrash piece of poo poo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
you never watch looney toons? jesus loving christ lets bomb europe already

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
*man waves to friends and hand get chopped of by helicopter blade*

theatre explodes

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Lloyd Bridges was awesome. Pbuh

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

a misanthrope posted:

thats because they are you eurotrash piece of poo poo

this is a hilarious post

*hold up lamppost*


women faint hysterically

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

RideTheSpiral posted:

this is a hilarious post

*hold up lamppost*


women faint hysterically

You're like a living factory of bad opinions.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

satanic splash-back posted:

You're like a living factory of bad opinions.

name one other bad opinion i dare you

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

RideTheSpiral posted:

*man waves to friends and hand get chopped of by helicopter blade*

theatre explodes

Charlie Chaplin: famous American
Buster Keaton: not funny at all!! :argh:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

RideTheSpiral posted:

this is a hilarious post

*hold up lamppost*


women faint hysterically

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

King of Bees posted:

Charlie Chaplin: famous American
Buster Keaton: not funny at all!! :argh:

WHAT THE gently caress

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

why did he shoot that vicar

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
Seeing Charlie Sheen , Ryan Stiles and Jon Cryer all together pre Two and a Half Men is pretty funny.

Its kinda one of those cultural touch stones that every one has seen.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

RideTheSpiral posted:

WHAT THE gently caress

Reviled around the world for their horrible sight gags and physical comedy, the lowest form of theatre, IMHO.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

RideTheSpiral posted:

*man pulls down jet plane roof like convertible car*

americans go wild

Lmao :roflolmao:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

RideTheSpiral posted:

why did he shoot that vicar

Lol

Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.
Hot Shots is the Top Gun that Top Gun wishes it could be.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Anyone else jerk it to the blonde in part 2? Uh, yeah me neither

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i like the part where charlie sheen's character passes martin sheen's character from Apocalypse Now in a boat and they both nod to each other

this is that movie, right?

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
was the first one the one that had miguel ferrerer in it emerging from a bush saying "war: it's fantastic" or was that the second one? it was probably the second one but I haven't seen that in a long time

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



RideTheSpiral posted:

*man waves to friends and hand get chopped of by helicopter blade*

theatre explodes

:agreed:

http://i.imgur.com/Ao0gYdz.mp4

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001

Ere to fix yer gubbinz

Kuato posted:

Anyone else jerk it to the blonde in part 2? Uh, yeah me neither
Brenda Bakke was amazing. Also she was the Texas Air Ranger in Gunhead.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

luncheon meat posted:

was the first one the one that had miguel ferrerer in it emerging from a bush saying "war: it's fantastic" or was that the second one? it was probably the second one but I haven't seen that in a long time

Second one. "I can kill again. You've given me a reason to live."

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
Hot Shots 2 is better.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

a misanthrope posted:

i like the part where charlie sheen's character passes martin sheen's character from Apocalypse Now in a boat and they both nod to each other

this is that movie, right?

"I loved you in Wall Street".

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
KILL COUNT HIGHER THAN ROBOCOP
HIGHER THAN DEATH WISH
HIGHER THAN RAMBO
MOST VIOLENT MOVIE EVER!!!!

I'm not looking up the actual quote on IMDB

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nutsngum posted:

"I loved you in Wall Street".

:lol: i forgot about that

op is right this movie is amazing

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

RideTheSpiral posted:

this is a hilarious post

*hold up lamppost*


women faint hysterically

I do NOT get that reference.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
which one is with charlie sheens brother and he uses toilet paper like binos and whoopie goldberg dies

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
You have good tastes in movies Op.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

EX250 Type R posted:

which one is with charlie sheens brother and he uses toilet paper like binos and whoopie goldberg dies

loaded weapon?

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

a misanthrope posted:

i like hot to trot more



Agreed. And bonus Jennifer Tilly.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

rezatahs posted:

loaded weapon?

National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon. Emilio Estevez and Samuel L. Jackson as detectives Colt and Luger. William Shatner's the bad guy, General Mortars.

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olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
Loaded Weapon 1.

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