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So masturbating (slang: flogging the midget, checking the oil, shoving a gigantic dildo up my rear end etc) is pretty good for you and also feels good. Like, it may have prostate benefits or some poo poo for the dudes, and apparently can relieve cramping issues in (some) women Ultimately harmless, and orgasms are good. Challenge mode: hands only, no pornography. Go forth and masturbate, folks 
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lmao like i even stopped
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Mar 28, 2017 17:08
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WH-AAH!
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Mar 28, 2017 17:08
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Challenge Accepted Mission Accomplished
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Mar 28, 2017 17:08
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I can't keep flip flopping my floppy flipper OP sorry
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Hardawn posted:I can't keep flip flopping my floppy flipper OP sorry don't be a lazy rear end, keep working soldier do it for the Gipper 
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Mar 28, 2017 17:12
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Eh, it's better than the Pick thread. Voted 3.
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Mar 28, 2017 17:21
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMocRr5WjL4
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Mar 28, 2017 17:26
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here? right now? probably not appropriate, op, im at my child's funeral
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Mar 28, 2017 20:07
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*sigh* ok fine
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Mar 28, 2017 20:09
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a misanthrope posted:here? right now? probably not appropriate, op, im at my child's funeral Your child did of auto-erotic asphyxiation. It's actually a loving tribute when you think about it.
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Mar 28, 2017 20:17
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i dont know how can you show me 
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Mar 28, 2017 20:20
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What if my penis exploded and no longer exists?
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Mar 28, 2017 20:24
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Telling GBS to start masturbating is like telling Nascar drivers to turn left they certainly already did, they definitely will again, and it's pretty likely they currently are
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Mar 28, 2017 20:26
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a misanthrope posted:here? right now? probably not appropriate, op, im at my child's funeral That sounds like a challenge accepted moment.
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Mar 28, 2017 20:27
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Sometimes when I go to the movies and see someone with a nice butt I make my way to the bathroom and rub one out haha
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Mar 28, 2017 20:32
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You know how you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and get a big stiffy? Looks like I'm working overtime tonight
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Mar 28, 2017 20:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ZtxEu5xxw&t=875s
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Mar 28, 2017 20:34
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next up: CONTINUE. MASTURBATING
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Mar 28, 2017 21:30
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if it doeant touch the ground its not onanism. Fyi.
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Mar 28, 2017 21:36
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STOP. MASTURBATING.
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Mar 28, 2017 21:41
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As odd this post it is 4:44 my time. I plan to start stroking at 4:46. I'll be nuttinhmg at 4:55 if you all want to nut with me at the same time.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:As odd this post it is 4:44 my time. I plan to start stroking at 4:46. I'll be nuttinhmg at 4:55 if you all want to nut with me at the same time. im reaching out across the void you should feel a permeating violation of your mind, body and soul as we sync up. dont worry, thats normal.
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Mar 28, 2017 21:52
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Lol almost got there a bit to early. I had to slow down
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Mar 28, 2017 21:52
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gently caress that felt so good
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Mar 28, 2017 21:56
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Mar 28, 2017 22:50
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It's great... If you work from home!
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Mar 28, 2017 22:53
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when i think about u i touch myself
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Mar 28, 2017 22:54
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Started and finished Op.
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Mar 28, 2017 22:54
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Mar 28, 2017 23:07
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Mar 28, 2017 23:50
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On it coach
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Mar 28, 2017 23:54
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Grand Prize Winner posted:don't be a lazy rear end, keep working soldier 
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Mar 28, 2017 23:59
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lol look at your goony rear end desktop d2, golf, ur-quan masters, minecraft, "educational"
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Mar 29, 2017 00:00
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ugh i hope you dont let any one see that wallpaper
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Mar 29, 2017 00:00
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Now Ronald is going to watch you masturbate. 
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Mar 29, 2017 00:02
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Moridin920 posted:lol look at your goony rear end desktop gotta love the idiots that keep their Lenovo or Dell shovelware lol
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Mar 29, 2017 00:02
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VendaGoat posted:Now Ronald is going to watch you masturbate. Ftfy
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Mar 29, 2017 00:04
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a bone to pick posted:gotta love the idiots that keep their Lenovo or Dell shovelware lol lol!!!!! LOLOO!!!!!! NYEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!! gently caress you.
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What is the best OS for masturbation?? I'd say either windows because I know how it works or macos because jobs was a gigantic wanker that is some topical humor in the masturbation-positive thread as an american, is it ok for me to use the word "wanker"
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