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A Man and his son were once going with their Donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: “You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon?”
So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of whom said: “See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he rides.”
So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got on himself. But they hadn’t gone far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: “Shame on that lazy lout to let his poor little son trudge along.”
Well, the Man didn’t know what to do, but at last he took his Boy up before him on the Donkey. By this time they had come to the town, and the passers-by began to jeer and point at them. The Man stopped and asked what they were scoffing at. The men said: “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself for overloading that poor donkey of yours and your hulking son?”
The Man and Boy got off and tried to think what to do. They thought and they thought, till at last they cut down a pole, tied the donkey’s feet to it, and raised the pole and the donkey to their shoulders. They went along amid the laughter of all who met them till they came to Market Bridge, when the Donkey, getting one of his feet loose, kicked out and caused the Boy to drop his end of the pole. In the struggle the Donkey fell over the bridge, and his fore-feet being tied together he was drowned.
“That will teach you,” said an old man who had followed them:
“Please all, and you will please none.”

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21 Balaam got up in the morning, saddled his donkey and went with the Moabite officials. 22 But God was very angry when he went, and the angel of the Lord stood in the road to oppose him. Balaam was riding on his donkey, and his two servants were with him. 23 When the donkey saw the angel of the Lord standing in the road with a drawn sword in his hand, it turned off the road into a field. Balaam beat it to get it back on the road.

24 Then the angel of the Lord stood in a narrow path through the vineyards, with walls on both sides. 25 When the donkey saw the angel of the Lord, it pressed close to the wall, crushing Balaam’s foot against it. So he beat the donkey again.

26 Then the angel of the Lord moved on ahead and stood in a narrow place where there was no room to turn, either to the right or to the left. 27 When the donkey saw the angel of the Lord, it lay down under Balaam, and he was angry and beat it with his staff. 28 Then the Lord opened the donkey’s mouth, and it said to Balaam, “What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?”

29 Balaam answered the donkey, “You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now.”

30 The donkey said to Balaam, “Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?”

“No,” he said.

31 Then the Lord opened Balaam’s eyes, and he saw the angel of the Lord standing in the road with his sword drawn. So he bowed low and fell facedown.

32 The angel of the Lord asked him, “Why have you beaten your donkey these three times? I have come here to oppose you because your path is a reckless one before me.[a] 33 The donkey saw me and turned away from me these three times. If it had not turned away, I would certainly have killed you by now, but I would have spared it.”

34 Balaam said to the angel of the Lord, “I have sinned. I did not realize you were standing in the road to oppose me. Now if you are displeased, I will go back.”

35 The angel of the Lord said to Balaam, “Go with the men, but speak only what I tell you.” So Balaam went with Balak’s officials.

36 When Balak heard that Balaam was coming, he went out to meet him at the Moabite town on the Arnon border, at the edge of his territory. 37 Balak said to Balaam, “Did I not send you an urgent summons? Why didn’t you come to me? Am I really not able to reward you?”

38 “Well, I have come to you now,” Balaam replied. “But I can’t say whatever I please. I must speak only what God puts in my mouth.”

39 Then Balaam went with Balak to Kiriath Huzoth. 40 Balak sacrificed cattle and sheep, and gave some to Balaam and the officials who were with him. 41 The next morning Balak took Balaam up to Bamoth Baal, and from there he could see the outskirts of the Israelite camp.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Donkeys have huge dicks.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Donkeys have huge dicks.

Pick posted:

I guess I'll have to go back to my man-hating threads that people take seriously~

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I guess I'll have to go back to my man-hating threads that people take seriously~

Batterypowered7 posted:

Donkey in Spanish is burro. I would like to one day pet one. Thanks for reading.

Pick posted:

Donkeys, like domestic horses, are highly variable. They can weigh over 1,000 lbs, or less than 150 for the minis. The size of the African wild rear end can also vary substantially, probably because they are desert-adapted creatures and are very sensitive to the conditions of their habitat. This is probably also a factor in why donkey gestation is so long, often over a year.

Donkeys can also be bred with zebras, creating zonkeys

Hell Yeah posted:

let's go ride donkeys through the grand canyon. i'll buy you drive

Pick posted:

There's donkeys all over the place? You've really never contacted one?

Batterypowered7 posted:

I have pet and fed goats, but never a donkey or a cow. I also want to pet a cow, they seem like good people.

Pick posted:

There's donkeys all over the place? You've really never contacted one?

new phone who dis posted:

I was going to ask what kind of hellscape still has state fairs but I guess "Wisconsin" is the answer.

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Mordor She Wrote posted:

Minnesota has the best state fair : T

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If you want the Minnesota State Fair experience, buy a bunch of lovely tollhouse chocolate chip cookies then stomp them into the concrete while huffing donut vapors

Pick posted:

If you want the Minnesota State Fair experience, buy a bunch of lovely tollhouse chocolate chip cookies then stomp them into the concrete while huffing donut vapors