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If your phone runs out of power and you get lost on the way to somewhere, is it manlier to waste 45 minutes finding your way there yourself, or is it manlier to face your social anxiety and stop at a gas station to ask for directions?
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Mar 28, 2017 19:27
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Hell Yeah posted:If your phone runs out of power and you get lost on the way to somewhere, is it manlier to waste 45 minutes finding your way there yourself, or is it manlier to face your social anxiety and stop at a gas station to ask for directions? The manliest option is to stop at a truck stop and blow a dude through a glory hole*. *It's not gay because it could be a chick stuffing her dick in your mouth.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:30
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the manliest choice of all is to give up, go home and cry.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:31
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i bet i could cut this two by four up into four two by ones and nail them together somehow - manly thoughts
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Mar 28, 2017 19:32
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Nothing has ever run out of power when I was touching it
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Mar 28, 2017 19:32
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Option A because it's self-reliance not clerk-reliance yo
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Mar 28, 2017 19:33
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the manliest choice is to be driving a loving dump truck and already knowing all the major roads in your medium sized midwestern town and its not like you are ever vacationing to some faggoty place where you would be unaware of your surroundings because you are a loving working man
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Mar 28, 2017 19:34
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sometimes i'm in my workshop using a grinder to get all the black stuff off a 14 inch chef's knife from the 1960s and sparks are flying everywhere like in my face and beard and stuff, and i'm like fuckk
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Mar 28, 2017 19:35
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I don't recommend going in and asking for directions OP, when people asked me for directions when I worked a drive thru I'd just point in a direction, cause I had no idea and people got more pissed at you for not knowing the nearest liquor store than just giving bad directions.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:36
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This is a simple optimization problem op, according to my simulations maximum manliness is achieved after trying to figure it out for 22.7 minutes and then stopping to ask someone. Men don't have social anxiety so I'm not really sure what that has to do with anything.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:37
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The manliest response to this is to carjack someone and have them drive you there at gunpoint.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:37
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I wish I was eating animal flesh. Titties and tank battles. faaaaaart -- manly thoughts
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Mar 28, 2017 19:37
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You guys wanna know a little "trade" secret? Don't bath for five days then wear nothing but a pair of overalls, the women will go nuts over you. Trust me.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:36
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ikanreed posted:The manliest option is to stop at a truck stop and blow a dude through a glory hole*. It's very manly to be comfortable enough in your sexuality to blow a dude you've never met or seen.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:36
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Hell Yeah posted:sometimes i'm in my workshop using a grinder to get all the black stuff off a 14 inch chef's knife from the 1960s and sparks are flying everywhere like in my face and beard and stuff, and i'm like fuckk Same but kitchen and making a frittata
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Mar 28, 2017 19:37
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criscodisco posted:Same but kitchen and making a frittata badass
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Mar 28, 2017 19:38
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im going to order the vanilla dippin dots
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Mar 28, 2017 19:41
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The manliest thing is just to stay home in the first place and raise your goddamn kids op. 
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Mar 28, 2017 19:48
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durr i have a weener
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Mar 28, 2017 19:47
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:The manliest thing is just to stay home in the first place and raise your goddamn kids op. i don't have any kids. i've always been a lone wolf.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:48
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Hell Yeah posted:i don't have any kids. i've always been a lone wolf. Aaawwwoooooooooooooooooooo! 
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Mar 28, 2017 19:49
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Pick posted:durr i have a weener Put it in the hole in your head it'll be a real... mindfuck
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Mar 28, 2017 19:50
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I could totally lift that, np
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Mar 28, 2017 19:49
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whoflungpoop posted:I wish I was eating animal flesh. Titties and tank battles. faaaaaart fart isn't a manly thought it's a way of living your life and eating a lot of bbq and cole slaw
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Mar 28, 2017 19:50
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I framed out and built a second bathroom for my sister from scratch for Christmas but I wore a neckerchief while doing it where am I on this manliness Kinsey scale
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Mar 28, 2017 19:54
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criscodisco posted:I framed out and built a second bathroom for my sister from scratch for Christmas but I wore a neckerchief while doing it where am I on this manliness Kinsey scale I mean if you decorated it you're back to neutral. 
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Mar 28, 2017 19:54
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You build a hand crank and recharge your phone like a man goddamnit
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Mar 28, 2017 19:55
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Dang! I did pick out the tile
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Mar 28, 2017 19:55
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lol if u dont keep an atlas w u at all times
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Mar 28, 2017 19:55
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THIS HOT SAUCE ISNT HOT ENOUGH i say while sweating and face bright red
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Mar 28, 2017 19:57
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criscodisco posted:Dang! I did pick out the tile Don't trade you're miniskirt for carharts just yet. :bigtran:
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Mar 28, 2017 19:58
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It's not gay if he's cute.
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Mar 28, 2017 20:15
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:It's not gay if he's cute. Also when his dick is smaller. Or larger. It's only gay when both your joints are the exact same size, that's when it's 2 of the same things doing it, which is clearly gay
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Mar 28, 2017 20:17
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You have to do a water displacement test
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Mar 28, 2017 20:19
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criscodisco posted:You have to do a water displacement test but she looked like she was putting her hair back like girls do and enjoying it
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Mar 28, 2017 20:19
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im eating cocoa pebbles for lunch
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Mar 28, 2017 20:20
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the other day i got tired of cleaning up so i just started jacking off right into a big aluminum trash can in the garage and i have to say it feels really efficient.
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Mar 28, 2017 20:21
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Rob the store and tell the clerk you're going to that one place you're trying to actually get direction to. Wait outside a few minutes, then follow the police to your destination. The extra money is what we real like to call... our male priviledge. hth OP
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Mar 28, 2017 20:28
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Hell Yeah posted:the other day i got tired of cleaning up so i just started jacking off right into a big aluminum trash can in the garage and i have to say it feels really efficient. Thanks for giving us Tezzora's origin story lmao
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Mar 28, 2017 20:28
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We all know how humiliating a prostate exam is, so I say why not self administer one of them bad boys? Plus when you get an erection you won't have to confront your doc about the feelings you harbor.
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