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lmaoboy1998 posted:

Me: Islam is the motherload of bad ideas bitches. Richard Dawkins ftw! The left needs to start taking this issue seriously. There is well established connection between
Islam and violence. Muslims in Egypt hate gays, according to PEW polls.

[Suddenly, I realise everyone at the party is actually the Rachel Maddow style of liberal rather than the Bill Maher style of liberal. My crush starts blushing for me as I try fruitlessly to change the subject to police brutality. I look down and I have no underwear on as well, everyone can see my pee pee and is pointing at it while calling me an Islamophobe]

[I wake up in a cold sweat]


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Blerick


general anime posted:

a cock gets uncontrollably hard because theres a reporter having a tough time delivering the news. the cock cums. 2/5

thank you



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Oil of Paris posted:

thats 1 big poast

wellllllllllllllllllll it's the big post


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*i sweep aside one side of my suit jacket to place a hand on my hip for my emotionally charged monologue, revealing that my tears are caused by my dick getting stuck in my zipper*


Triticum Guzzler

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Triticum Guzzler posted:

*i sweep aside one side of my suit jacket to place a hand on my hip for my emotionally charged monologue, revealing that my tears are caused by my dick getting stuck in my zipper*

Lmao



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journalist becomes internet sensation after discovering live on air a terror victim is one of their friends



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(Reporter in cosmopolitan european capital scramming around mindlessly crying for his life): [said dishonestly, only for the sake of his career]: What kind of sicko would do something like this.



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pc lithman posted:

everyday i go out and ruin a tv journalists day. nothing gets me harder, faster than hurting the feelings of a drat fakeass camera carrying wannabe reporter bitch gently caress. i ruin every single shot, of every single take, from every single angle, every single time; i stand there, just standing there, staring that attention starved video frame enjoyable human being down with the trained, steel cold gaze of a bad motherfucker who dont give no gently caress about no local news beta cuck in a 50 dollar suit with a five dollar haircut, and his miserable gaggle of tailgating cocksuckers with their taperecorders and their batterypacks and their furry covered microphones on fishing rods. i stand there, staring, and i see that desperation, i see that sweat form on his brow, i see those little droplets of human humidity recorded in 4k humiliation, a broadcasted testament to his everlasting shame, for all to see, for all to witness. What the gently caress you gonna report now you loving piece of poo poo?? and i feel my urgent erection pressing against the buttons of my jeans, rubbing, teasing, begging for release and the thoughts in my head all converge towards that one verbalized focal point of how long is he gonna take it?? how long is it gonna take?! and just as i feel im not gonna make it THIS time for sure, finally that spineless little weasel fucks balls completely retreat and he shites it, he finally waddles off on his shaky little legs, gang of fuckbuddies in tow and im still standing, im still staring him the gently caress down until theyre round the corner, outta sight. i turn towards the wall and with fingers trembling with anticipation i undo my throbbing pants, the sudden pressure relieve sufficient for the pent up energy to result in its rightful torrential release, and while my vision is obscured by a veritable universe of blinding sparkling flecks i drop helplessly on my knees, all of existence contracting into a single point of me, myself, my cock; im violently squirting, back arched in almost religious ecstasy, pants legs now fully soaked in some rando alcoholics piss on the bare concrete street, my hot cum backsplashing into my face from off the wall, utter bliss.


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Triticum Guzzler posted:

*i sweep aside one side of my suit jacket to place a hand on my hip for my emotionally charged monologue, revealing that my tears are caused by my dick getting stuck in my zipper*

Lol


lmaoboy1998

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corsair

pc lithman posted:

everyday i go out and ruin a tv journalists day. nothing gets me harder, faster than hurting the feelings of a drat fakeass camera carrying wannabe reporter bitch gently caress. i ruin every single shot, of every single take, from every single angle, every single time; i stand there, just standing there, staring that attention starved video frame enjoyable human being down with the trained, steel cold gaze of a bad motherfucker who dont give no gently caress about no local news beta cuck in a 50 dollar suit with a five dollar haircut, and his miserable gaggle of tailgating cocksuckers with their taperecorders and their batterypacks and their furry covered microphones on fishing rods. i stand there, staring, and i see that desperation, i see that sweat form on his brow, i see those little droplets of human humidity recorded in 4k humiliation, a broadcasted testament to his everlasting shame, for all to see, for all to witness. What the gently caress you gonna report now you loving piece of poo poo?? and i feel my urgent erection pressing against the buttons of my jeans, rubbing, teasing, begging for release and the thoughts in my head all converge towards that one verbalized focal point of how long is he gonna take it?? how long is it gonna take?! and just as i feel im not gonna make it THIS time for sure, finally that spineless little weasel fucks balls completely retreat and he shites it, he finally waddles off on his shaky little legs, gang of fuckbuddies in tow and im still standing, im still staring him the gently caress down until theyre round the corner, outta sight. i turn towards the wall and with fingers trembling with anticipation i undo my throbbing pants, the sudden pressure relieve sufficient for the pent up energy to result in its rightful torrential release, and while my vision is obscured by a veritable universe of blinding sparkling flecks i drop helplessly on my knees, all of existence contracting into a single point of me, myself, my cock; im violently squirting, back arched in almost religious ecstasy, pants legs now fully soaked in some rando alcoholics piss on the bare concrete street, my hot cum backsplashing into my face from off the wall, utter bliss.

No one cares about this crap you idiot


Daikatana Ritsu

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

No one cares about this crap you idiot



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lmaoboy1998 posted:

Me: Islam is the motherload of bad ideas bitches. Richard Dawkins ftw! The left needs to start taking this issue seriously. There is well established connection between
Islam and violence. Muslims in Egypt hate gays, according to PEW polls.

[Suddenly, I realise everyone at the party is actually the Rachel Maddow style of liberal rather than the Bill Maher style of liberal. My crush starts blushing for me as I try fruitlessly to change the subject to police brutality. I look down and I have no underwear on as well, everyone can see my pee pee and is pointing at it while calling me an Islamophobe]

[I wake up in a cold sweat]

lmfao



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Upper class English reporter interviewing muslims in a halal butchers and nodding intensely as they condemn the violence


lmaoboy1998

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Iranian kebab shop owner: Yes I am horrified by this attack, and I condemn the Sunni kafir rear end in a top hat for his violence. I predicted this when all the Arabs came here in the 90s. I said, why you let the Sunni into your country, when you see they are making bombs across the whole world?

Iranian guy eating a kebab: Yes, you see this in our country too, they are kafir. You should kill them

BBC reporter [turning to camera with a tiny, hopeful smile]: Well, well. Another resounding rejection of terrorism from the Muslim community here in London


lmaoboy1998

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

lmaoboy1998 posted:

Iranian kebab shop owner: Yes I am horrified by this attack, and I condemn the Sunni kafir rear end in a top hat for his violence. I predicted this when all the Arabs came here in the 90s. I said, why you let the Sunni into your country, when you see they are making bombs across the whole world?

Iranian guy eating a kebab: Yes, you see this in our country too, they are kafir. You should kill them

BBC reporter [turning to camera with a tiny, hopeful smile]: Well, well. Another resounding rejection of terrorism from the Muslim community here in London


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lmaoboy1998 posted:

Me: Islam is the motherload of bad ideas bitches. Richard Dawkins ftw! The left needs to start taking this issue seriously. There is well established connection between
Islam and violence. Muslims in Egypt hate gays, according to PEW polls.

[Suddenly, I realise everyone at the party is actually the Rachel Maddow style of liberal rather than the Bill Maher style of liberal. My crush starts blushing for me as I try fruitlessly to change the subject to police brutality. I look down and I have no underwear on as well, everyone can see my pee pee and is pointing at it while calling me an Islamophobe]

[I wake up in a cold sweat]



Chill Callahan

lmaoboy1998 posted:

Iranian kebab shop owner: Yes I am horrified by this attack, and I condemn the Sunni kafir rear end in a top hat for his violence. I predicted this when all the Arabs came here in the 90s. I said, why you let the Sunni into your country, when you see they are making bombs across the whole world?

Iranian guy eating a kebab: Yes, you see this in our country too, they are kafir. You should kill them

BBC reporter [turning to camera with a tiny, hopeful smile]: Well, well. Another resounding rejection of terrorism from the Muslim community here in London



Blerick


lmaoboy1998 posted:

Me: Islam is the motherload of bad ideas bitches. Richard Dawkins ftw! The left needs to start taking this issue seriously. There is well established connection between
Islam and violence. Muslims in Egypt hate gays, according to PEW polls.

[Suddenly, I realise everyone at the party is actually the Rachel Maddow style of liberal rather than the Bill Maher style of liberal. My crush starts blushing for me as I try fruitlessly to change the subject to police brutality. I look down and I have no underwear on as well, everyone can see my pee pee and is pointing at it while calling me an Islamophobe]

[I wake up in a cold sweat]


lmaoboy1998 posted:

Iranian kebab shop owner: Yes I am horrified by this attack, and I condemn the Sunni kafir rear end in a top hat for his violence. I predicted this when all the Arabs came here in the 90s. I said, why you let the Sunni into your country, when you see they are making bombs across the whole world?

Iranian guy eating a kebab: Yes, you see this in our country too, they are kafir. You should kill them

BBC reporter [turning to camera with a tiny, hopeful smile]: Well, well. Another resounding rejection of terrorism from the Muslim community here in London


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lmaoboy1998 posted:

Iranian kebab shop owner: Yes I am horrified by this attack, and I condemn the Sunni kafir rear end in a top hat for his violence. I predicted this when all the Arabs came here in the 90s. I said, why you let the Sunni into your country, when you see they are making bombs across the whole world?

Iranian guy eating a kebab: Yes, you see this in our country too, they are kafir. You should kill them

BBC reporter [turning to camera with a tiny, hopeful smile]: Well, well. Another resounding rejection of terrorism from the Muslim community here in London



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lmaoboy1998 posted:

Iranian kebab shop owner: Yes I am horrified by this attack, and I condemn the Sunni kafir rear end in a top hat for his violence. I predicted this when all the Arabs came here in the 90s. I said, why you let the Sunni into your country, when you see they are making bombs across the whole world?

Iranian guy eating a kebab: Yes, you see this in our country too, they are kafir. You should kill them

BBC reporter [turning to camera with a tiny, hopeful smile]: Well, well. Another resounding rejection of terrorism from the Muslim community here in London



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lmaoboy1998 posted:

Iranian kebab shop owner: Yes I am horrified by this attack, and I condemn the Sunni kafir rear end in a top hat for his violence. I predicted this when all the Arabs came here in the 90s. I said, why you let the Sunni into your country, when you see they are making bombs across the whole world?

Iranian guy eating a kebab: Yes, you see this in our country too, they are kafir. You should kill them

BBC reporter [turning to camera with a tiny, hopeful smile]: Well, well. Another resounding rejection of terrorism from the Muslim community here in London


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lmaoboy1998 posted:

Iranian kebab shop owner: Yes I am horrified by this attack, and I condemn the Sunni kafir rear end in a top hat for his violence. I predicted this when all the Arabs came here in the 90s. I said, why you let the Sunni into your country, when you see they are making bombs across the whole world?

Iranian guy eating a kebab: Yes, you see this in our country too, they are kafir. You should kill them

BBC reporter [turning to camera with a tiny, hopeful smile]: Well, well. Another resounding rejection of terrorism from the Muslim community here in London

lmao


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