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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
That one's a little intense for me because I am a pussy. :downs:

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Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Arcsquad12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERnQQnaVEPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB_S8b_q4Uk

Man catches Stingray at the beach, woman proceeds to flip poo poo and scream at him to go back to Germany.
Thank you, I had forgotten about this freakout's existence. Still loving hilarious four years later.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Kid really wanted his pokemon cards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7ujm0JWEhY&t=46s

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
【話題】小田急で、キチガイ婆さん

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9dSlsqP_0Y&feature=youtu.be

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
A drunk dude keeps bothering a police officer who is trying to help an incredibly intoxicated man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om6L_q4oe74

I love how the cop is chill and tries to give the dude every opportunity to just walk away but he keeps going and going.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
tumblr enters the real world https://youtu.be/Za0kZk1pihY?t=409

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Sovereign Citizens getting their poo poo wrecked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

OldTennisCourt posted:

Sovereign Citizens getting their poo poo wrecked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg

I love watching these so much.:discourse:

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
One of my favorite YouTube videos is a sovereign citizen lady freaking out at a 911 operator because she is being chased by the police:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyy9Vns4Ias

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009

by R. Guyovich

OldTennisCourt posted:

Sovereign Citizens getting their poo poo wrecked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg

It's amazing how totally ignorant these people are, they're all just slightly dumb enough to think they know what the hell they're talking about.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
"Naw man I told some guy who worked for the city that I revoked my personhood or some poo poo so now I'm magically free to do whatever the gently caress I want."

I really wish there were follow-ups for more of these.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70A6zDv_wC0
Guy is really angry about Spanish speakers. Cameraman stays positive.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I work in the gift shop of the biggest tourist attraction in my city.

This video is my loving life. And I hate it so much. All day every day.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Away all Goats posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70A6zDv_wC0
Guy is really angry about Spanish speakers. Cameraman stays positive.

Jeez Louise. What's wrong with some people?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Away all Goats posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70A6zDv_wC0
Guy is really angry about Spanish speakers. Cameraman stays positive.

My favourite part of this is the guy rolled away multiple times and then just rolled back to yell "I'M BEING ATTACKED AAARGH GIVE ME ATTENTION MY RACISM IS JUSTIFIED"

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I like how he gets so upset about hearing another language at what looks like an airport. It's like going to walmart and being upset at all the trashy people shopping there.

Silvergun1000
Sep 17, 2007

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Away all Goats posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70A6zDv_wC0
Guy is really angry about Spanish speakers. Cameraman stays positive.

Oh god I knew that airport looked familiar, that's here in Reno, NV where I live.

CURIOSITY OF GEESE
Jan 29, 2009

My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat. My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best.

Silvergun1000 posted:

Oh god I knew that airport looked familiar, that's here in Reno, NV where I live.

Recognized it immediately. One of the most accurate reno-white-people-things I've seen. All my coworkers and I spent a good part of our shift just shaking our heads. On the bright side, Reno is a fantastic place for freakouts.

Silvergun1000
Sep 17, 2007

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

HORROR OF GEESE posted:

Recognized it immediately. One of the most accurate reno-white-people-things I've seen. All my coworkers and I spent a good part of our shift just shaking our heads. On the bright side, Reno is a fantastic place for freakouts.

Wow now I feel like I'm missing out! I've lived here for years and can't think of any really good ones I've seen in person.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
An incredibly drunk and monumentally annoying yells at a bouncer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrw3w2z0Csc

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

OldTennisCourt posted:

An incredibly drunk and monumentally annoying yells at a bouncer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrw3w2z0Csc

screaming "hit me! hit me" at someone should constitute a crime somehow.

Solvalou
Aug 31, 2001

OldTennisCourt posted:

Sovereign Citizens getting their poo poo wrecked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg

"Crazy stupid idiots can't even figure out cops are there to protect white peoples from backwards cultures"

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

if a sovereign citizen/freeman of the land or whatever renounces his personhood and citizenship, wouldn't they then lose whatever protections are put in place by the government etc? I mean, I know it's all bullshit but IF it worked like they think it should work, wouldn't society have zero obligation to engage in their delusions? "I am the man with no name and you owe me $300 000 for stopping me from killing these kids, officer"

"Oh why didn't you say so? *shoots him in the mouth*

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Biplane posted:

if a sovereign citizen/freeman of the land or whatever renounces his personhood and citizenship, wouldn't they then lose whatever protections are put in place by the government etc? I mean, I know it's all bullshit but IF it worked like they think it should work, wouldn't society have zero obligation to engage in their delusions? "I am the man with no name and you owe me $300 000 for stopping me from killing these kids, officer"

"Oh why didn't you say so? *shoots him in the mouth*

No, because you're beholden to our laws regardless of whether or not you want to be.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
This is why I sewed gold fringe onto all my clothes. Now wherever I go, I'm in a maritime jurisdiction. Checkmate, fascist pigs :smug:

Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012

Biplane posted:

if a sovereign citizen/freeman of the land or whatever renounces his personhood and citizenship, wouldn't they then lose whatever protections are put in place by the government etc? I mean, I know it's all bullshit but IF it worked like they think it should work, wouldn't society have zero obligation to engage in their delusions? "I am the man with no name and you owe me $300 000 for stopping me from killing these kids, officer"

They wrap it up in a weird philosophy, but basically how they think it works is that laws only apply to them if they consent to it. Meaning they get to cherry pick those rules they like and are free to ignore the rest.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
The best way I've heard SovCits described is that they somehow think they've stumbled onto cheat codes for real life, and if they use them, they can get away with whatever they want.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Basically we've all seen a scene from a movie where a scummy lawyer gets someone who's clearly guilty off the hook due to clever wording and exploiting technicalities. Sov citizens think they can harness that super power to get out of anything.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

RagnarokAngel posted:

Basically we've all seen a scene from a movie where a scummy lawyer gets someone who's clearly guilty off the hook due to clever wording and exploiting technicalities. Sov citizens think they can harness that super power to get out of anything.

It happens IRL. Maybe these guys could have been scummy lawyers if they had like, some brain

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Heres a few,

Waffle House Fight Nashville,Tn:Gator Fans Vs Vols Fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gDsx_dGn_U&feature=youtu.be

Crazy family at McDonald's throws hot coffee at the manager, police called

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzWVrx7w8qw&feature=youtu.be

Jehovah witness freaks out,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv0vliTLpK0&feature=youtu.be

And for the finale,

Cops Vs Appalachian Hillbillies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsRktXy2qGA

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
Irishman can't find his soup, destroys his house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1z7OlhJJ4

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

OldTennisCourt posted:

A drunk dude keeps bothering a police officer who is trying to help an incredibly intoxicated man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om6L_q4oe74

I love how the cop is chill and tries to give the dude every opportunity to just walk away but he keeps going and going.

Man.... Morty really let himself go.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

OldTennisCourt posted:

Sovereign Citizens getting their poo poo wrecked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg

I love how the Australian police at 22 minutes in give zero shits about what the guy is trying to pull. I have no idea why someone would think sovcit poo poo works in Australia when it doesn't in America. Where all this dubious advice is actually written. "AM I UNDER ARRE- *SMASHSMASHSMASH*"

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Lime Tonics posted:


And for the finale,

Cops Vs Appalachian Hillbillies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsRktXy2qGA

This channel is a goldmine. Also, do all Augusta Waffle Houses look the same, and are they all a haven for fistfights?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Arcsquad12 posted:

This channel is a goldmine. Also, do all Augusta Waffle Houses look the same, and are they all a haven for fistfights?

i believe all waffle houses look the same everywhere and yes.

Silvergun1000
Sep 17, 2007

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

sneakyfrog posted:

i believe all waffle houses look the same everywhere and yes.

I'm surprised I haven't heard of more Golden Corral brawls. Seems like the sort of place you'd see this kind of stuff.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Fret not, everyone, there is room at the chocolate wonderfall for everyone.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDbhzQwMacM

She threw a tree at me!

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Guy's car gets hit by a baseball, terrible family threatens him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBeBPdyKVec

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Woman hates buffet, keeps eating, complains, rages, daughter is embarrassed. then it turns ugly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2eSo-ADdt8#t=248

THREEE DOLLARS!!!!!AWRWARWRWRRWA

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