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CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010


OMG my dad just got a chocolate lab puppy. She's maybe six months old now and is an immense engine of destruction. If you tried daugury with her she would literally eat both treats at once and bite your hand while doing it.

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xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

I've changed my mind before, and who knows what bizarre part of his recovery from a dissociative state grouse is in, so I'm changing again.

GO WITH THE DOG

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


If I could get a guarantee that the doggie would get two treats no matter what I'd switch back to the BSNC but as is it's my moral duty to make sure he gets what he deserves.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


This election has proven divisive in light of mud slinging, name calling and irregularities, and I think the decision of the dogge is the best way to heal the divisions among goons.

In fact, I propose Operation Good Boy.
1) Give the dogge many treats, tummy rubs and walkies.
2) Goto 1.

Added Space
Jul 13, 2012

Free Markets
Free People

Curse you Hayard-Gunnes!
Yooper, you sure have a way with loud, tongue lolling animals.

Also dogs. :3:

Yooper
Apr 30, 2012


This is too much fun not to do. I'm calling it.

Dogmocracy will speak.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


This seems unwise, but we are goons. :ohdear:

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


:neckbeard: :shittydog:

Also, proposing that all future ties be resolved by daugury as well

power crystals
Jun 6, 2007

Who wants a belly rub??

Honestly at this point I'm okay with either, I just kept my vote for the natives because I'm a contrarian rear end in a top hat like that.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Yooper posted:

This is too much fun not to do. I'm calling it.

Dogmocracy will speak.


Grouse is at physical therapy and keeps getting told off by the therapist for paying too much attention to the therapy dog.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Best LP ever.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

glynnenstein posted:

Best LP ever.

If he doesn't attach a GoPro to the dog and livestream it...

Dagon
Apr 16, 2003


There's no rule that says a dog can't run a mercenary air force!

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
ALL POLITICAL POWER GROWS OUT OF THE SNOOT OF A PUPPER

omegasgundam
Mar 30, 2010

Yooper posted:

This is too much fun not to do. I'm calling it.

Dogmocracy will speak.

I would just like to say two things.

:perfect: and :five:

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer

Yooper posted:

This is too much fun not to do. I'm calling it.

Dogmocracy will speak.


:five: :five: :five:

(also record it)

edit: asked HG Board of Advisors about their opinion. This was their answer in strictly advisory sense:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o55h-p7NHA

Gervasius fucked around with this message at 00:07 on May 27, 2017

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

paragon1 posted:

You're breaking my heart here Slaan.



Yooper posted:

This puts us at a tie. So, if you want to see dogmocracy...

:smugdog:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

:smaug:

wjs5
Aug 22, 2009
I see I am just to late to vote due to finding and reading the thread. (would have voted native but thems the breaks)

Please make me a character ingame. Call sign "Johnny Five" something I received from goons when playing with them on world of tanks.

I might also be a robot that has "awakened" and alive.

orcbuster
May 17, 2017

Dog take the wheel

Yooper
Apr 30, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrja_Lp_plc

Dogmocracy has spoken. And Catmocracy too for that matter. Thanks Gervasius's Cat!

perfluorosapien
Aug 15, 2015

Oven Wrangler
Joe has impeccable impulse control.

David Corbett
Feb 6, 2008

Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world.
This may be the greatest LP of all time.

Zanziabar
Oct 31, 2010
Even the dog has to be coaxed to go for the Natives. What a good dogge

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


I'd normally be posting some kind of angry emote right now but I just can't get mad at such a good boy, so Joe gets a :3: instead.

Woulda got a :kimchi: if he picked BSNC, tho

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer
Good dog. When even cats and dogs agree on something, you know it's the right choice. Go Mitsuhashi!

power crystals
Jun 6, 2007

Who wants a belly rub??

David Corbett posted:

This may be the greatest LP of all time.

Not emptyquoting.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

David Corbett posted:

This may be the greatest LP of all time.

Whaddaya mean "may"?

Quinntan
Sep 11, 2013

Crazycryodude posted:

I'd normally be posting some kind of angry emote right now but I just can't get mad at such a good boy, so Joe gets a :3: instead.

Woulda got a :kimchi: if he picked BSNC, tho

He gets a :kimchi: from me.

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009
BSNC would have meant we get to bomb every where. :(

:kimchi: for dogmocracy though, even if Joe is wrong.

omegasgundam
Mar 30, 2010
Just putting this out there, but would the Israeli's be willing to sell an Iron Dome? It would do a way better job at ordinance intercept than the ZSUs and SA-22's. The big issue would be the cost, likely to be around ~$60M, with a $100K per missile upkeep. I doubt that they would be willing to part with an Iron Beam though. The raw CNAMO stats look inferior for the laser anyway.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



omegasgundam posted:

Just putting this out there, but would the Israeli's be willing to sell an Iron Dome? It would do a way better job at ordinance intercept than the ZSUs and SA-22's. The big issue would be the cost, likely to be around ~$60M, with a $100K per missile upkeep. I doubt that they would be willing to part with an Iron Beam though. The raw CNAMO stats look inferior for the laser anyway.

I will also accept a S400

Yooper
Apr 30, 2012




Operative Time!

Jack, Our Lobbyist, Abramof, is on permanent retainer. Don't mind the rash and try not to stare, he's getting self conscious about it. Supposedly it'll go away soon. We'll get high level intel there, unfortunately because of his indictment we'll no longer get the 10% lobbyist bonus.

Below are our three choices. Each will bring unique abilities and unique flaws. Cobbie we've met in Angola. Phyb3r claims to be like the computer language in the Matrix, while Zack insists I buy his algorithm for Fantasy Football.







Mitsuhashi is allowing us the use of Provd Base in the southern area of the Bering Arrowhead. I've signed a ton of forms, and promised to leave it nicer than we found it. Everyone has to attend safety training, learn about kanban cards for inventory, and you all have a copy of the "Toyota Method" in the bunkrooms. I, uh, not sure what to think about that. On the downside we're not allowed in the Mitsuhashi facilities. So for now, it's russian chow.

Once we've completed all that our first mission will be to cover the repair operations over the Bering Sea while getting a better recon position on everyone else. Below is a link to the working map, no need to submit a plan yet, just think on it.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1PEKYc8MwqjreCMk2iPNHoL8UyQo&usp=sharing

I'll be hiking with my kid until Sunday evening. So vote away Hired Goons!

Quinntan
Sep 11, 2013
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Quinntan fucked around with this message at 02:11 on May 27, 2017

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Zack. More drones. More missiles.

I want my SA-21s/SS-26s

MORE MISSILES

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


:sigh: And the doggie love is replaced by the realization that we're probably the baddies.

Phyb3r will make everything right again, though.

Soup Inspector
Jun 5, 2013
Well, this thread just took a turn for the :kimchi:. Joe is a very good boy and Gervasius' cat is a very good kitty! Give them some petting on our behalf, please.

I'll try to figure out who we should pick later.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Might as well go full corporate with Zach.

wjs5
Aug 22, 2009
zach

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Added Space
Jul 13, 2012

Free Markets
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Curse you Hayard-Gunnes!
All our targets are going to be moving around, so Zack.

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