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Tunicate posted:The most hosed is the ending where Adam and Eve are both dead, so the new controller of the machine network is Jean-Paul.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 09:46 |
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Crossquoting from PYF Historical Fun Fact thread: turns out there was a death-seeking Christian cult in Roman North Africa and it sounds pretty familiar.quote:Cults are weird things, and Christian cults are absolutely no exception.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 12:46 |
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On the note of the Become as Gods machines I always liked the thought that it's because Adam managed to leave behind his death interest stuff when he disconnected, and the religious machines are the ones who were under his half of the network and furthermore picked up a variation on his view of dying.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 13:13 |
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Actually you can kill enough skyboys that they stop coming. It is a lot though. I dunno why this game inspired me to test every situation like that but it did. It's probably not gonna come up, on a first playthrough anyway. More feasible in + where a couple of laser taps put down fliers and something else sweeps goliaths away in one hit and nothing can touch you. It's not particularly useful but it is fun. Also I don't remember if he does but I guess Emil probably still cruises around while everything has gone all stabby.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 14:11 |
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McDragon posted:Also I don't remember if he does but I guess Emil probably still cruises around while everything has gone all stabby. Even in the midst of chaos, every sale's a win, so he's probably looking for a score during the carnage.
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Kassad posted:Circumcellion. I know what I am going to cross preach whenever someone comes to my door asking me if I have heard the word of God now.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 20:19 |
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Having just come out of reading through the digital devil saga lp in the archive cannibal machines does not really slow me at all. I think I'm numb to a lot of poo poo at this point, I don't think anything from the DrakeNIER games has really made me stop and wonder what the gently caress was going on.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 21:16 |
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Haha yeah, I remember when the giant naked lightning babies with teeth crawled out of the space between dimensions and I was like, "NOW it all makes sense!"
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 21:36 |
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So very many things make sense in the context of giant teeth babies from space.
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# ? Jul 25, 2017 23:37 |
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I'm glad she got a happy ending
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 01:48 |
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TurnipFritter posted:
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 05:55 |
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TurnipFritter posted:
It's a nice picture, but how's she going to fish? I don't see a pod.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 06:53 |
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Interesting article on Platinum Games' blog. I skimmed it and didn't see any obvious spoilers, but still approach with due caution. And don't scroll past the "author's blurb" at the bottom. Thar be uncharted territory. https://www.platinumgames.com/official-blog/article/9562 If someone does find spoilery stuff in easy access, let me know and I'll kill the link.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 07:29 |
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Uh oh, I knew Eve's tattoo looked way too familiar
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 13:51 |
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Qrr posted:It's a nice picture, but how's she going to fish? I don't see a pod. You're right. VV That's not the sun, but he does brighten up the world :*) TurnipFritter fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Jul 26, 2017 |
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TurnipFritter posted:You're right. Wow, she must have gone pretty far to have found the sun again!
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 15:38 |
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TurnipFritter posted:You're right. That is truly the best ending.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 17:24 |
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Qrr posted:That is truly the best ending. It's certainly better than having to put up with WatcherBots.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 18:30 |
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Qrr posted:That is truly the best ending. until the mackerels descend from heaven
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 19:03 |
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Jet Jaguar posted:Even in the midst of chaos, every sale's a win, so he's probably looking for a score during the carnage. Just imagining him rolling up to a bunch of stubbies tearing apart a resistance member, and him trying out a sales pitch until they start chewing on his tires.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 20:13 |
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Episode LXI: Electric Boogaloo As nice as it would be for 2B to just go “gently caress this noise” and retire to a life of fishing with the occasional assassin duel for desertion, I’m afraid we’ll be opting out of that future and dealing with the crisis at hand. Music: Birth of a Wish Our first order of business is to cleanse the camp of all the rampaging android flesh eating machines. This camp was already kind of cramp. We’ve definitely got no room for all of these bulky trashcan bots. The few Medium Bipeds in the area seem to have borrowed spears from the Forest Kingdom for the City Ruins invasion. But otherwise the machines in the area are less than noteworthy, other than having a huge aggro rage and being far more aggressive with attacking than usual. Once the main area of the camp is cleansed of psychotic machines, we need to head out back to sort out the robots causing a ruckus in the back of the camp. Quite a few Resistance androids didn’t make it. But... it’s entirely unnamed androids ones we didn’t know. All the merchants, the weird headed tutorial duo and the redhead twins are not among the corpses. Also the jukebox is fine, in case you were worried. Now the YoRHa android that told us about the jukebox? Her ravaged corpse is on the other side of Anemone’s tent. But the music player itself is fine. So that’s nice. Heading to the rear of the camp, we immediately run into Anemone trying unsuccessfully to deal with all the guys in her base killing all her dudes. Let’s see what she has to say... 2B! They came out of nowhere. Overran the entire camp. We tried to fight back, but our shots have no effect! Alert: Energy shields detected on multiple enemy fighters. Physical attacks recommended. Got it. You get the other androids out of here! Good luck! With that, Anemone runs off leaving 2B to handle the machines utilizing the impenetrable defense of a... medieval style shield. By all accounts the previous 13 Machine Wars went poorly because the androids never researched anything more advanced than an AK-47 to combat the machines at an infantry level. The back lot of the Resistance Camp is lousy with sawblade wielding Stubbies, shielded punchy Medium Bipeds and one Goliath Biped just kinda hanging out at the back. The Spear Pod Program continues to be extremely good when dealing with all of these jerks stuck to a 2D plane, other than the Goliath Biped. On a related note, unless I’m forgetting something this is the only time a 2D segment requires a fight against a Goliath Biped. Those enemies don’t translate very well since their attacks are limited to just flailing in 2B’s general direction and anything more advanced has been disabled. It doesn’t help their survivability. In any case, as soon as all of the machines in the area are dismantled we can return to the central area to give Anemone an update. Let’s go do just that. Music: ENDS What’s going on here? I have no idea. They came out of nowhere and just— Huh!? That was outside the camp! ...... Everyone... They’re all... No. Some of them must have managed to escape. An ominous rumbling in the distance is never good news in any situation. Much less a full blown invasion involving flesh eating hordes. Let’s go see what’s wrong. Music: The Sound of the End (Vocal) No, 2B. Don’t be silly. You destroyed So-Shi. Sliced it into bits and it exploded, remember? The machines aren’t great at putting themselves back together after exploding. This is just a remarkably similar looking unit, Boku-Shi. Boku-Shi is the Japanese pronunciation of Mozi a Chinese philosopher from the early Warring States period who thought Confucianism and Taoism were bullshit and founded the school of Mohism. Don’t worry about any of that. It’s another spider-bot. But one with a near completely different moveset, despite the very similar looks to the previous boss. Most notably, it has swapped out its front pincers with a trio of cannons which fire orbs in scattershot and fun circular configurations. But that’s not all! The cannons can also power up and fire a concentrated energy blast. Boku-Shi will rotate itself to sweep the entire ground level of the area with laser fire. Granted, if 2B has the high ground it’s kind of a non-issue. But that’s not going to allow us to beat this boss, now is it? The primary gimmick of Boku-Shi is that it is hanging out in the pleasant pond in front of the Resistance Camp. And it has electrified the entirety of it while it’s active. This is one of the few points in the game where Volt-Proof Salve is incredibly useful. Unless we’re gonna plink away at this spider-bot with Pod fire, we’re probably gonna want to attack it directly. Boku-Shi has the same design flaw as So-Shi in that destroying one of the plates on its legs will stun the machine. When stunned, the electrical flow into the pond will be deactivated for a time. Boku-Shi also comes equipped with a butt and a big drill snake that comes out of it with accompanying glowing weak point. I’ve never actually seen this version of the Personality Core knock-off use the drill snake in an attack. It’s just kinda there to get attacked if the machine becomes stunned. After falling to around 50% HP, Boku-Shi lets out a screeching mechanical scream of pain which triggers one of the key differences between this fight and So-Shi... This is never going to end... Hypothesis: The Goliath-class enemy’s scream has summoned the local machine lifeforms. Proposal: Destroy the Goliath. For the second half of this battle, unlimited numbers of Stubby machines start pouring in to help out its larger comrade. Like a ton of ‘em. While not usually much of a threat, that changes when getting swamped by 6-8 of them at once from all sides. Plus, they serve as a distraction from Boku-Shi which gives it time to reactivate the electrical current in the pond and that could be bad news for 2B if her Volt Proof Salve has worn off at a bad time. Machine lifeforms are immune to electricity so the Stubbies don’t care if the water is on full electric blast. Rounding out the last of Boku-Shi’s attack is a classic missile volley on 2B’s position if she hangs back for too long plinking away instead of honorably battling him in the electrified quagmire below. Once we get Boku-Shi down to around 25% HP, like its predecessor it retracts its legs and goes into full Anger Sphere mode. Though this time instead of rolling around, Boku-Shi opts to bounce around unleashing energy shockwaves in its wake. It’s actually kind of a pain in the rear end to take out here if it manages to get some distance away from 2B since the only way to pursue is to bunny hop over shockwaves like a dingus. Once Boku-Shi drops to about 5% health it decides to stop taking damage and 2B is unable to seal the deal finishing it. Also... Boku-Shi unleashes a Cutscene Shock which sends 2B flying across the area. 2B is going to have to rethink her strategy. Or... Up in the sky... Is it a bird...? Is it a plane...? No, it’s 9S destroying another goddamn Flight Unit! 9S, what the gently caress?! We were just mildly inconvenienced by that thing but otherwise had it mostly beaten. You could have just flown down here and provided support and we would have had that fight. Why did you think the best idea was to kamikaze it from space with your war mobile suit?! You stupid idiot child! Goddammit! As a small consolation, we do get to immediately see 9S totally eat poo poo hard after his antics. So that’s fun. You okay? Good thing I... landed that direct... hit— The two’s reunion is interrupted by some rummaging coming from Boku-Shi’s direction. Uh oh. You know, I think Eve might be kinda pissed. I dunno. Just this weird vibe I’m getting from him lately. Not sure what that’s all about. All the remaining machine lifeforms in the area converge on Boku-Shi’s wreckage. I don’t like where this is going. Last time this happened, they turned into a giant robo-womb and gave birth to a Sephiroth... Thankfully, it’s nothing quite as weird this time. Instead... Tune in next time when 2B and 9S fight the robotic version of Legion from Castlevania as NieR: Automata Route A’s final chapter continues. Video: Episode 61 Highlight Reel (Worth watching to see 9S totally beef it. ) Early Eve Concept Art – Hey Eve, Cent wants his jacket back. Yes, he’s a pigeon now and it no longer fits. It’s still his jacket, dude.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 21:46 |
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The boss fights are the weakest parts of this game post-Opera Singer, and it's such a shame since you know they can do better.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 21:58 |
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Poor 9S, a few minutes earlier and he would have been really cool and useful and 2B would totally have gone to the dance with him and...
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 22:03 |
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I always got a laugh at 9S cratering like that. Looks like he bounced off his head, too. The one place it could do no harm!
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 22:07 |
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Don't those flight units cost like 10 times what 9S does? It'd be way cheaper to explode himself while the flight unit safely returns to base. This is inefficient use of YoRHa resources.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 22:41 |
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Apparently androids are very bouncy, which I guess is pretty useful if you really want to drop a rocket on someone from orbit.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 22:48 |
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Emy posted:Don't those flight units cost like 10 times what 9S does? It'd be way cheaper to explode himself while the flight unit safely returns to base. The real final boss will be the head of YoRHa's accounting department going apeshit after 9S and/or 2B blew up one flight unit too many.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 23:03 |
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Kassad posted:The real final boss will be the head of YoRHa's accounting department going apeshit after 9S and/or 2B blew up one flight unit too many.
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# ? Jul 26, 2017 23:51 |
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Oh 9S, you so wacky.
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 00:47 |
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And now the game switches to a remake of Katamari Damacy played as Eve. If you think that ball of stubbies is big, wait until you see the one we use to pick up Grün. Even the Bunker won't be safe in the end.
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 01:48 |
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9S gets a 10 for dramatic entrance, but loses 8 points for failing to stick the landing.
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 02:16 |
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AradoBalanga posted:9S gets a 10 for dramatic entrance, but loses 8 points for failing to stick the landing. I don't know, I'd give him a nines out of ten
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 02:18 |
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Just call him Nines-Eleven!
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:01 |
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Arkannoyed posted:Just call him Nines-Eleven! Android fuel can't melt steel Machines.
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:40 |
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apocalypticCritic posted:Android fuel can't melt steel Machines. If you review the events of the prologue, I think you'll find that it absolutely can.
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:53 |
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Show the bestiary entry for the rampaging stubbies.
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:55 |
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Kassad posted:The real final boss will be the head of YoRHa's accounting department going apeshit after 9S and/or 2B blew up one flight unit too many. There's going to be an ending that crosses over with one of the Saints Row IV endings and its Kinzie yelling that they wrecked 27 flight units. She's not putting up with that poo poo!
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:15 |
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nanomachines, son
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:56 |
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Jet Jaguar posted:There's going to be an ending that crosses over with one of the Saints Row IV endings and its Kinzie yelling that they wrecked 27 flight units. She's not putting up with that poo poo! Now I want Yoko Taro to make a Saints Row game. Can't be worse than Gat Outta Hell.
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# ? Jul 27, 2017 05:29 |
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VolticSurge posted:Now I want Yoko Taro to make a Saints Row game. Can't be worse than Gat Outta Hell.
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