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Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT

AriadneThread posted:

nah, they're probably lost in the cold interstellar void between stars at this point, having likely burned through all their fuel reserves and power and reduced to an inert lump of metal

"Eventually, Kars Beepy stopped thinking."

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Beepy, do you like football

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Did Beepy just cause the singularity?

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Synthbuttrange posted:

Beepy, do you like football

Android football or machine football?

Brass Key
Sep 15, 2007

Attention! Something tremendous has happened!

Ratoslov posted:

Android football or machine football?

Future space football.

The Sandman
Jun 23, 2013

Okay!

So, I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Ded Moroz, like "Deadmau5!"

WUB!

Synthbuttrange posted:

Beepy, do you like football
He does.

Not a huge fan of GunSoccer though.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

ZiegeDame posted:

Read that ending again. Beepy went into loving space. He realized the only way to escape a Yoko Taro game unscathed is to peace the gently caress out. (HeThey probably collided with a sun or something.)

Beepy went back to his home planet

Note: Beepy died on the way back to his home planet

Zagglezig
Oct 16, 2012
Mission report to the leaders of Humanity on the moon.
The battle near the area designated the "Junk Heap" appears to have been a failure. We received reports from our troops that a giant spherical machine erupted from the Heap, whereby it eventually seems to have caused the machine army to cease attacks. This cannot be considered a victory, however, as shortly thereafter our reports indicate the members of both sides of the conflict seemingly joined with the giant machine and they launched into space with no apparent destination. Coordinates and trajectory have been included, please inform us if early alert systems should continue to track them.


The Dark Id posted:

This is one of many attacks patterns I am capable of predicting.

Epsilon Moonshade
Nov 22, 2016

Not an excellent host.

NGDBSS posted:

So basically the Salt Pale from Trails in the Sky? (The Trails games are not nearly as grim, though.)


After all humans probably would be crazy enough to try to weaponize the thing in the Drakenier universe. (In the Trails games, using the Salt Pale as a weapon is called out as something of a war crime.)


That's exactly what I thought of.

Of course... The salt pale was used as a weapon at least once...

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.



something is terribly wrong

Solitair
Feb 18, 2014

TODAY'S GONNA BE A GOOD MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY!!!
I thought that Beepy would become one of the bosses 2B fights in the game, but thankfully that wasn't the case.

Nina
Oct 9, 2016

Invisible werewolf (entirely visible, not actually a wolf)
I was waiting for Beepy to get an appearance the moment I found about the premise of Automata. It was just a brief storybook cameo but I'm glad he was in there.

Godspeed, roboboy

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
I feel bad for the robot that tried to kill itself, but maybe it didn't go completely insane by the time the ants repaired it and maybe it went on to do something worthy of being murdered by the player in alternate universe N:A

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

AriadneThread posted:

something is terribly wrong

oh shoot this is 17776, not gun soccer

...is 17776 canon to nier?

Trojan Kaiju
Feb 13, 2012


Good Dumplings posted:

oh shoot this is 17776, not gun soccer

...is 17776 canon to nier?

Not impossible. We don't know what the gently caress is up with the dark side and it's perfectly possible everybody stopped aging because they are all androids.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry

Oh hey, that wrapped up! Good to catch up with it.

Ukokira
Apr 29, 2017

Kavak posted:

Similar event, parallel universe. None of the Drakenier games fit together perfectly- the actual prequel timeline to Drakengard 1 was in a side manga published after 3.

Nothing about Beepys story conflicts with Automata, it likely happened exactly as it did.

2. That prequel manga doesn’t lead into Drakengard 1. It leads into Drakengard 1.3, which is an alternate univeser that follows from Drakengard 3’s Branch A.

Branch E of Drakengard 3 (Only in a novel) is what leads to Drakengard 1

Umister
Dec 24, 2007

Glazius posted:

Oh hey, that wrapped up! Good to catch up with it.

What on earth is this comic? I'm both very confused and loving it.

Umister fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Aug 19, 2017

AndwhatIseeisme
Mar 30, 2010

Being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.
Fun Shoe

I have no idea what this is or where it's going, but I love every thing about it so far. The hell is this?

Edit: I just spent about 3 hours reading through this whole thing. It's great. I wonder how different people reading it respond to the state of humanity described within. To me there's a terrible sense of, I don't know, melancholy? associated with it. But I can see how others might think that it would be a wonderful state of being to exist in.

AndwhatIseeisme fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Aug 19, 2017

Priestly
Apr 26, 2008


This was an unusual and enjoyable experience. Thank you for linking it.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


AndwhatIseeisme posted:

I have no idea what this is or where it's going, but I love every thing about it so far. The hell is this?

Jon Bois doing what Jon Bois does best.

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf

This is a wonderful and amazing thing I never knew was missing from my life.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

iospace posted:

Jon Bois doing what Jon Bois does best.

His article on Tim Tebow's big game in the Canadian Football League is also 100% worth a read

Iolite
May 9, 2009
This is another one of those cases where the soundtrack has evolved from the original Nier. Wretched Weaponry is obviously a newer take on Nier's Wretched Automatons and plays in the Junk Heap's spiritual successor, but Beepy's influence isn't limited to that. The clanking from Wretched Automatons is in Wretched Weaponry, but it also plays in Birth of a Wish in its many forms. Birth of a Wish tends to go along with the machines doing something new or exciting (birthing naked Sephiroths, becoming as gods, etc.). Inspired by Beepy, the machines are trying to do their own thing. While that short story isn't in the game, it's still informing the narrative through the soundtrack.

This game is amazing.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Phy posted:

His article on Tim Tebow's big game in the Canadian Football League is also 100% worth a read

I can personally testify that each and every fact about Canada in this is 100% true. :allears:

HR12345
Nov 19, 2012
Now that I looked at the part with the Engels singing Last Surprise, and the fact that the Assassin's Creed Origins CG trailer uses Leonard Cohen, I'd like to imagine him singing that song in that bass of his.

The Dark Id
Aug 13, 2005

Why
you
know
I
LOVE
THIS SHIT !!!!
[citation needed]
Episode LXXV: This Continued


Music: Memories of Dust




Analysis: It is the ruin of a former human residential area. Large numbers of humans resided in such concrete and metal shelters. The structures were referred to by names such as “apartment complex.”
I wonder why they insisted on living in such large groups. Things must have been really dangerous around here, huh?
Negative. Living conditions were mandated by economic imbalance and a lack of space.
Man, humans sure are weird creatures.



9S, you live in a college dorm in space full of gossiping lesbian robots dressed up like blindfolded members of a goth J-Pop group. You’ve got no legs to stand on with having weird living conditions.



Aside from that, we’ve actually got a couple things to take care of back in the Desert Zone before we move on to the Desert Housing complex. I definitely didn’t forget to go over this in the last update. No sir... Anyway, if we take a trip over to the desert oasis on the far western side of the region, past the eternal sandstorm, there’s couple of things of interest in Route B. For instance, the YoRHa android hanging out here has different dialog if we visit her as early as possible.



Hey, you! What are you doing here? What happened to your mission?
......
...Who, me? Oh, I’m just lost. Ha! Sorry if I startled you. This is the only area with fresh water, and there’s vegetation growing too. Even androids have trouble living in this environment, yet here these plants are. Isn’t nature amazing? I’m going to stick around and investigate this place a little more. Don’t tell the Commander, okay?



Look, if we didn’t narc on the drugged out YoRHa operatives over by the oil oasis, we’re not going to say anything about you hanging out enjoying the weather. Besides, we’re actually here to unlock another lore filled locked chest located behind you.



Clearly the dude played a lot of Demon’s Souls and his priorities were forever warped.



Our second order of business involves a large rock to the south of the Desert Housing area entrance. This rock is home to a couple of things.





There’s a couple of rare Medium Flyer variants here which have detachable suicide bomber pods they can drop off to blow up attacking androids. Which... doesn’t strike me as the most effective use of resources, especially since prematurely detonated kamikaze pods will damage the flyer itself. But what do I know?



Our chief item of interest is another locked chest found beneath this rock. This is the last of the noteworthy 9S unlockable items in this area. It’s another Project Gestalt memo. Let’s take a look...



All the mainstream media claims the government is planning to rip out people’s souls into spectral beings of shadow and cultivate cloned human shells for generations as it cleans up the maso remains is entirely fake news!



That concludes our business in the Desert Zone. Like... for the majority of Route B. We might have to swing by here briefly for a sidequest. But we’re largely done with the area for the foreseeable future.


Music: Memories of Dust (Vocal)




So there is something new in the Desert Housing region: a roaming tank. A roaming golden tank. This is another leg of the unmarked Golden Machines sidequest. The tank will only spawn after we kill the first golden machine and friends. Let’s see what it’s doing out here.



Proposal: Enemy should be dispatched immediately. Leaving such a dangerous foe intact would be unwise.
If you say so.





We’ve never actually fought a machine tank yet, since 2B wasn’t a stick in the mud and didn’t try to interfere with the Party Tank back in Route A. Machine lifeform tanks aren’t particularly complex enemies. There’s a bunch of stubby machines going wild on cannons shooting in all directions while the main cannon fires out a large, dense volley of bouncing energy orbs. It can also speed up and try to ram our androids or, in this weird stuck on an incline tank’s case, try to drift sideways into 9S. And... that’s kinda it.



Accompanying the Golden Tank is another Golden Machine. According to our Intel Archives, this is the Hateful Sister. If you say so...



As before, golden machines have incredibly resilient armor. And once again, the Golden Stubby’s support unit is way easier to take out than the named unit.


Music: Memories of Dust (Chiptune)










As before, hacking will trivialize this encounter. I have no idea how long it would take to take out this tank with just melee weapons and Pod Programs. Longer than I’m willing to put forth the effort testing because that’s stupid as hell to attempt. Two successful hacking sessions will detonate the tank, much to the Hateful Sister’s displeasure.







As with the previous golden Stubby, this one has a ridiculous amount of HP and takes 5-6 hacking sessions (and initiating a hack takes twice as long as most any other enemy unit) before it’s down for the count.


Music: Memories of Dust (Vocal)






There is, in fact, one more of these jerks left out in the wild. However, we’ll have to wait until the Flooded City is unlocked before we can face the third golden machine and tie off this unmarked sidequest. It’s worth noting that despite not getting a log entry as a proper quest, these Golden Machine encounters do work the same as any other sidequest. In that we’ve got to finish murdering them all by the end of Route B or else the encounters are reset and they will all respawn, as if we’d never fought ‘em in the first place.



But that’s a task for another day. Let’s head on towards the Desert Housing proper and get things underway there. There are a couple of items of note here for this run, besides getting to the main plot event.





Those items are, of course, more lore. There are two locked crates here 9S can now access. One is right around the corner for the area’s sole Access Point. This is where the pink machine with the eyepatch was hanging out with its many wives during Jean-Paul’s sidequest. We can now unlock the chest that was resting behind them and find...



Frank, I swear to loving god if you put your loving trash out on Monday again and it sits on the curb stinking up the place, I’m going to take a poo poo in your A/C unit. :argh:



The second lore dump chest is found in one of the ruined apartments south of the Access Point. It’s between the old derelict playground and that building where the creepy Resistance android had Frankensteined together a YoRHa android son. Here we’ve got...



How are lovely old people going to get down all of those stairs to get anywhere? I bet your rules didn’t think of that one, did they, Facade? No wonder you collapsed like a week after NieR 1 ended. Idiots. That’s actually the last bit of old Facade lore left in the game proper. We might encounter some more cargo cult remnants of the Masked People elsewhere in the game. But that too is for another day.



For now, let’s get back on task. Which, if you’ll remember, at this point was pursuing a fleeing machine that 2B, 9S and the Pods had an unusually strong murder boner for no particular reason. Along the way, the pair’s journey through the Desert Housing is much the same...



Did you hear about the big game?
You. Not. Cat.
Petting cats is fun.
Petting. Androids. Not. Fun.




Stop. Scary. Cruel. Smell bad. Bad hair. Gross. White hair. Stupid. Idiot.
Hey.
Don’t listen to them, 2B. Nothing machines say means anything.
Shorts. For. Idiots. Stupid. Baby. Idiot. Shorts. Boy.
None of it means a thing. They’re just accessing random data is all.



Kill. Shorts. Boy.
Here. Lies. Shorts. Boy. He. Never. Scored.
That’s it... We’re taking these things out!
......




After taking out all the machines (or just running past since it’s not actually necessary to fight any of these enemies) we eventually once more come upon...



Should we maybe, I don’t know... call this in to Command?
I don’t think they’re with YoRHa.
Yeah, but...
I really want to kill that one machine.
But... Maybe, just a quick—
I’m going.
......






How the hell did these ruins even get like this? It’s not like it’s the skeletal frame of a building. It’s more like it’s a sinkhole with a bunch of other building ruins cobbled together to make a weird hole. Anyway...





What IS this?
It’s umm... well you see, the machines are... Err...
Are those two humping?
I uhh...
Love. Love. Love. Love.
...Maybe? OK. Now *this* we should probably call in, right?
Eh. *shrug*




This. Cannot. Continue.
This. Cannot. Continue.
This. Cannot. Continue.






thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue thiscannotcontinue—
...Yeah, OK. Maybe we should call this in.






No... That rear end. It’s way too flat for that... No! This... this is a machine!




Music: Birth of a Wish (This Cannot Continue)






Once again, we actually get a properly named title card for Adam since 9S can translate Angelic. 2B’s AI is much less prone to starting another drat robot war than Route A with 9S. So if we want, we can just hang out with the naked Adam as he strikes a sassy pose and fails to brush back his hair occasionally.



Unfortunately for him, we’re going to have to get antagonistic if we want to progress the game. It’s possible to hack Adam with 9S but it doesn’t result in anything special doing so and it is indeed a slower method of dealing with Adam the Machine Man.





That’s because unlike everything else thus far, which has leveled up accordingly to accommodate a second playthrough of the game with a character in at least their 30s, Adam still is born as a Level 1 boy and goes through the phases of slowly leveling mid-battle. However, he still tops out at like Level 8 at max while we’re nearly at Level 40.



As such, 1-2 melee strike or a single pod Program is enough to completely stomp each of Adam’s forms and immediately skip him ahead to the next phase of the battle.

Music: ENDS



As such, this fight takes all of about 30-45 seconds, not counting brief cutscenes between phases. It’s literally a couple of full grown adults beating the living poo poo out of a baby. What did you expect? That’s a real one sided match up! That’s not something you schedule for a Pay-Per-View bout! :v:







And everything else progresses as normal. I mean, normal for a full grown man crawling out of the chest of another man who was just given birth to by a cocoon of chanting robots forming a cybernetic womb in a bombed out building in a desert. Which sounds not particularly average when you write it all out like that, huh?




Music: Memories of Dust (Vocal)




Now it’s just a brief jog back to the surface to finally be responsible and tell the folks back at base that the desert is weird as hell and everyone should probably avoid it. Unless they want to grind levels, because Adam and Eve’s birthplace is the best place in the game for that besides one exploit.



9S to Bunker, do you copy?
I read you, 9S. Go ahead.
Operator we, uh... We encountered some REALLY strange machines.
I see... Could you be more specific?
Well, they were humanoid machines.
Are you sure it wasn’t an android?
No... They like came out of a err... group of... clustered machines. And it was missing... key android components.
Key components?
Parts of it were uhh... incomplete.
Please be more specific with your reporting, 9S. Vaguely detailed accounts are counter-productive.
It uhh... well, it had the appearance of a white, long haired human male but didn’t have... Parts... between its legs? Like... you know...
A penis was missing?
Y-Yeah...
Logging Unit 9S inspected humanoid machine and found it lacking reproductive organs.
You don’t have to put it like that! It’s not like I was specifically looking for its pe—
Is there anything else to log?
I think that’s it... Uploading combat data from battle. Hopefully, you’ll get something out of it.
Understood. Ready to receive.




And with that, we’ve concluded Chapter 3 of Route B and the bulk of our time mucking about in the sandy regions. Tune in next time when we leave the desert and go for a fun filled vacation as NieR: Automata continues!






Video: Episode 75 Highlight Reel






Desert Housing Concept Art – Can’t have a post-apocalyptic setting without seeing at least one derelict playground.

The Dark Id fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Aug 23, 2017

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011


Platinum put in a gold tank fight? Their use of enemy reskins really has no limit.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

RIP 9S's dignity.

megane
Jun 20, 2008



9S had dignity?

Ben Carsons Ghost
Oct 27, 2007

I think it's interesting how you can sometimes hear overtones in the voice acting for the machines, which makes it sound like they recorded it as regular dialogue before processing it into weird monotones at various octaves. Also I was happy to see you control a tall stacked stubby. Made me feel good inside.

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


Would the gold creatures be any easier to fight if you waited until later in the game to do this quest?

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

Would the gold creatures be any easier to fight if you waited until later in the game to do this quest?

Yes. Being Lv99 you can carve through them like butter due to the damage scaling, so I presume it's similar at lesser tiers. The only thing gold machines have going for them is high pools of HP, not a particularly amazing defense, if you're over their level, it chips down pretty quick.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

megane posted:

9S had dignity?
He really steals from locked chests, so no.

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.
is someone from 8-4 reading these LPs because that last part fit the actual script's tone exactly

Graceful Graveler
May 18, 2009

The Dark Id posted:

I have no idea how long it would take to take out this tank with just melee weapons and Pod Programs. Longer than I’m willing to put forth the effort testing because that’s stupid as hell to attempt.

Very long. It would take very long.

I wasn't very good at hacking and figured it would be less frustrating if I bruteforced the fight.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

Would the gold creatures be any easier to fight if you waited until later in the game to do this quest?

you could, but it also kind of makes the Wandering Couple quest a pain in the rear end to do, since the couple can spawn in the aggro range of the Flooded City golden machine.

In order to do that quest on run A, I had to spend like a half hour whittling away HP. Fuckers have like a billion.

AndwhatIseeisme
Mar 30, 2010

Being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.
Fun Shoe

The Dark Id posted:


So there is something new in the Desert Housing region: a roaming tank. A roaming golden tank. This is another leg of the unmarked Golden Machines sidequest. The tank will only spawn after we kill the first golden machine and friends. Let’s see what it’s doing out here.

Not true! The golden tank was actually the first golden enemy I encountered in my run. It was late in Route A (prior to carrier mission I think), so maybe at a certain point they all spawn? I don't know, the order I beat them was dessert ruins, city ruins, flooded city.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007



2B going in for a sick dunk here.

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Pyre of Word Salsa
Apr 25, 2017

I pray for a color palette that will not come.


Sculpt not the Beepy.
Sing not the Beepy.
Call not the Beepy's name.
Snapchat not the Beepy.
Spread religious conspiracy theories not the Beepy.
Beep not the Beepy. That's just plain rude.



Beepy is my robobible role model.

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