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AndwhatIseeisme posted:TDI really has no one but himself to blame for having to keep loving this poo poo.
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Poor TDI, he'll never be free 
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CesspoolofHatred posted:Uhhhh guys  Everyone knows that it's gonna be NieR: KaRt.
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Pyre of Word Salsa posted:
I'm sorry, but you clearly mean Drakenkart. Released in japan as Drag-Race Dragoon.
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Seshoho Cian posted:I'm sorry, but you clearly mean Drakenkart. Released in japan as Drag-Race Dragoon. i will play this
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Episode LXXXIX: Weird Science Music: Pascal (Vocal) .jpg) It’s the final stretch of sidequest before we head into the Forest Kingdom for some new main plot business. Before we depart from Pascal’s Village, one more sidequest has cropped up quite close to Pascal himself. It seems accepting Data on the World is the trigger to activate this quest. Couldn’t tell you why. Regardless, let’s see what these machine kids are up to... .jpg)  This kid’s being weird! Yeah! I asked if he wanted a coin that’s low value or one that’s high value, and he said he wanted the worthless one!  Seriously? Hey, kid. I’ve got one coin that’s worth a little and one that’s worth a lot. Which one do you want?  UMMMM... THE LITTLE ONE! You sure about that? YEAH, ‘CAUSE IT LOOKS COOL. HEE HEE! THANKS A LOT! See? He’s weird!  Yeah. What a dummy! I’M A DUMMY? HEE HEE! THANKS A LOT! Hmm. This little guy might have a bad mathematical processor. Or maybe his logic circuits got crossed somehow... I should probably take a look inside. .jpg) Idiot Savant is the final quest we’ll be picking up from Pascal’s Village in Route B. This machine kid is not respecting capitalism properly, so we need to do our due diligence and crack open his brain to correct this behavior.  As an aside, I really like this dingus machine lifeform’s design. Powerful marker drawn eyebrow game. .jpg) .jpg) Back on task, the thing is this Weird Machine’s noggin is surprisingly complex (as far as hacking mini-games go.) There are nine cores segmented to nine different areas. Each of the outer cores have a different energy orb pattern emitting from ‘em. We need to destroy those eight before the shield is shattered on the central core. .jpg) As we go about destroying the cores, the patterns of the remaining cores’ energy shots get WAY more intense. I’m pretty sure this is the only hack in the game that grows in difficulty as it progresses. Hmm... .jpg) Still, our ace Hackerman, 9S, is able to break through the Weird Machine’s defenses and see what’s up. That boy ain’t right... What’s the deal, weird kid? .jpg) ...... If your logic circuits are this advanced, why are you behaving like that? Well, I suppose there’s no point in pretending anymore. It’s simple, really: If I pretend to prefer smaller denominations of coins, the people around me are so entertained, they keep giving them to me. In this fashion, I’m able to earn far more than I would if I asked for larger units of currency. There’s an important lesson here: The more of a fool people take you for, the more you’ll learn of their true nature. Oh, but keep this between us for now, all right? I need them to keep thinking that I’m slow. Here’s a little hush money to smooth things over. .jpg) A little hush money and also most of a couple complete disassembled machine lifeforms. Weird Machine, what were you doing to the other machines that found out your scam and didn’t take the bribe money...? Do we even want to know...? .jpg) Regardless, that concludes the Idiot Savant quest. It’s probably a bit worrying the machines are learning how to scam people out of their money before they even have a good grasp on capitalism. But not our problem. As soon as we’re out of earshot, 9S has a final post-mission bit of musing. Meanwhile, 2B has been completely zoned out since we set foot in the village. .jpg)  Reply unknown. Terms are too vague to formulate a reasoned response. Heh. Don’t I know it....jpg) That’s it for Pascal’s Village for now. The only remaining sidequest we have (beyond initiating the DLC, which we’re not doing in this Route) is to sort out that business on the Old World Data. Music: Rays of Light (Quiet) .jpg) .jpg) .jpg) There are only a couple archives left in currently available areas that we haven’t snatched up yet. One is found back in the Flooded City. Remember that giant pain in the rear end gap we needed to cross here using wholly unexplained in-game movement tech? Yeah, turns out we need to do this again with 9S in order to access a hacking locked chest with a wayward piece of intel. This unlocks a Newspaper Scrap. Let’s take a look... .jpg) Legion were from the backstory of the original NieR. There was a whole other entire apocalypse that happened after Caim, Angelus and the Watcher Queen Beast had their rhythm battle in the skies above Tokyo. The particles left behind when the mama Watcher was destroyed scattered throughout the world and started making forced Pacts with humans. Infection either turned them into white humanoid monsters called Legion or if rejected they’d just turn into a pile of salt. It was a whole thing. You can read more about it here. .jpg) Moving right along, 2B does NOT seem into 9S’s new look. Maybe if she spoke up we’d do something about it. Alas... .jpg) Our next destination for gathering the last bits of Old World intel is located on a building across from the shipping crate fort adjacent to where Father Servo’s rooftop dojo (RIP) was located. You can see the span on the mini-map down there. We want to get to the far western outcropping across the street. Usually, that requires a fair amount of aerial finesse, like that last jump we had to perform. .jpg) However here, we can cheat a little bit. First, we’ll stealthily hijack a Flyer from afar to infiltrate the machine lifeform ranks. Despite the fact its name is literally “flyer”, 9S hasn’t mastered the controls for this particular flight unit and can only briefly hover for a couple seconds. That’s fine. We just need it to get close to our real target... .jpg) .jpg) The Linked-Sphere Type (aka bullshit worm bot.) Again, 9S is only capable of brief flight while controlling this machine, while normally it can fly lazily around with its absurdly bad and janky hitbox forever. .jpg) .jpg) However, unlike the Flyer, the worm drifts slowly back to the ground. So we can feather its flight by briefly tapping and releasing A/X/the jump button and easily drift across the street to the desired rooftop. It’s way the heck easier than trying to string together a series of precise aerial tech in a row just to barely make it across. Let’s see what our prize is in this electronically locked box... .jpg) ...Softcore schoolgirl porn. Terrific. Keeping it classy even in the post-apocalypse, eh Japan? I don’t think we should hand this over to those sweet innocent robot boys. I also ABSOLUTELY don’t think 9S should hang onto this thing either. 2B or Pod 153, you’ve got to do the responsible thing and pitch this into the ocean. .jpg) There is one more piece of optional Intel left in the City Ruins region. But we’ll be picking that up on the way to the Forest Zone soon enough. If we want to actually complete the Data on the Old World sidequest, we need to enter this building on the edge of the central crater. We ran past this building (on the roots of the giant tree growing from it, in fact) in the first Speed Star sidequest. .jpg) .jpg) The interior of the wrecked building is now lousy with machine lifeforms looking to pick a fight. They selected the wrong OP android to mess with and are easily eradicated. That’s not what we’re here for though. .jpg) What we want to do is head down a crumbling staircase to a lower level of this building. Here we come upon a locked chest that spawned specifically for the Data on the Old World quest. The building would only have a small generic chest with less than noteworthy loot otherwise. A quick and easy hack on this sealed box reveals... .jpg) ...Aww, Christ! b.jpg) Right. We located the blueprints to build nuclear bombs. That’s just what this world needs... a nuclear arms race on top of the half dozen other apocalypses that have occurred. Great to see this stood the test of time.  This data is related to the creation of nuclear fission weapons. Oh, geez. I wonder if we should really hand this over to Pascal... I mean, the Commander might want it, right? Only unit 9S is qualified to make that decision. Boy that box lid clipping through that pillar is unfortunate. Really couldn’t have nudged that thing a few feet ahead to avoid that...? C’mon Platinum. You’re better than that... mostly. .jpg) So we cannot just quietly put this knowledge back where we found it and pretend we never found it. Nor can we toss it in the ocean like that beat-off material DVD. To finish this quest we need to hand it over to someone. Unlike most every quest in the game, this one has multiple endings. Neither of them will really effect anything other than this sidequest’s end dialog and our reward. But hey, I’ll let you jerks choose what we do with this nuclear bomb creation manual. Option 1. Deliver it to Pascal – Pascal did send us on this assignment in the first place and I’m fairly sure the pacifistic nice robot uncle won’t begin development of a nuclear stockpile. Probably. or Option 2. Deliver it to the Commander – We are locked in an eternal war with machine lifeforms. Handing over directions to develop nuclear weapons is PROBABLY a frowned upon act of light treason. On the other hand, YoRHa seems WAY more likely to actually use this thing.  CLICK HERE TO VOTE    Video: Episode 89 Highlight Reel   Wrecked Truck Concept Art – I’ve gotta say, it’s mighty well-kept for something pushing 8,000 years old... The Dark Id fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Sep 22, 2017 |
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Sep 20, 2017 17:42
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If Yoko Taro has taught me anything, it's to expect that both Pascal and the Commander already have a million nukes apiece and everyone's going to die, no moral, the end.
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Sep 20, 2017 18:09
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It would surprise me if a civilization that can build hyperadvanced androids and live on the moon hasn't also figured out nukes at some point. And I mean, soft schoolgirl porn seems like the sort of thing one of those operators up on the Bunker might be into. So what the hell, deliver it to the Commander.
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Sep 20, 2017 18:24
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I vote for giving it to Jackass
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Sep 20, 2017 18:25
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I don't remember the details but I think it's always a win-win when you take Pascal's Wager.
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Sep 20, 2017 18:26
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The machines and androids have already mastered magitech, fission is positively dated in comparison. Pretty sure I gave it to Pascal in my playthrough, and I'm not sure I even realized handing it over to the commander was an option, so I'm curious on what that will be like.
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Sep 20, 2017 18:31
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Don't these robots have super tech more destructive than nuclear anyway Neither machines nor Androids probably react to radiation anyway
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exploded mummy posted:I vote for giving it to Jackass
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Sep 20, 2017 18:36
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With the way this thing is going, I'm expecting that we get a quest from Adam or from Eve. Possibly posthumously...
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Sep 20, 2017 18:37
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I also think we should give it to jackass but since I know we can't, I say Give it to Pascal.
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Sep 20, 2017 18:39
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Jackass. Just run up to her and keep talking til she takes it. Pascal. Pyre of Word Salsa posted:
Super Nier-io KaRt.
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No breaking kayfabe you guys. Garbage boy 9S gives it to the Commander. Who, god willing, gives it to Jackass.
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Sep 20, 2017 19:03
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In quests like this, where you just have a bit of data and have to chose who to hand it over to, it bugs me that no one ever seems to know how to, you know, copy data. This isn't exactly the one ring, a singular existence forged in the fire of mount doom, its a couple files you could copy to a flash drive. Seriously, take five minutes and burn it to a loving CD, now Pascal has a human artifact to mull over and the Commander gets her copy too. Especially since its not likely that Nukes are some unheard of superweapon 10000 years in the future. It bugged me in New Vegas, it bugs me here, and it will surely bug me in the future.
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There's a poll. Vote in the poll. Though Jackass should have been an option. And Goku I guess. EDIT: The letter is pretty good about being ambiguous as to what specific nutjobs were trying to build a nuke. Is it similarly neutral in the Japanese version? SirPhoebos fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Sep 20, 2017 |
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Ashsaber posted:In quests like this, where you just have a bit of data and have to chose who to hand it over to, it bugs me that no one ever seems to know how to, you know, copy data. This isn't exactly the one ring, a singular existence forged in the fire of mount doom, its a couple files you could copy to a flash drive. Seriously, take five minutes and burn it to a loving CD, now Pascal has a human artifact to mull over and the Commander gets her copy too. Especially since its not likely that Nukes are some unheard of superweapon 10000 years in the future. Nukes aren't even that difficult to make - there was a professor a few years back who was curious about how hard it was, and sketched up a working design out of publicly-available knowledge. Getting the plutonium is the real problem.
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exploded mummy posted:I vote for giving it to Jackass
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Sep 20, 2017 19:14
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I feel like there should be an option to deliver it to nobody. Hey DarkId, you mind doing a Let's Play of Skies of Arcadia so we can get a sequel for that announced?
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Anyone who's played Civilization knows that giving the ever-peaceful Ghandi nuclear weapons was a recipe for disaster. Don't be fooled.
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Sep 20, 2017 20:22
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Ashsaber posted:In quests like this, where you just have a bit of data and have to chose who to hand it over to, it bugs me that no one ever seems to know how to, you know, copy data. This isn't exactly the one ring, a singular existence forged in the fire of mount doom, its a couple files you could copy to a flash drive. Seriously, take five minutes and burn it to a loving CD, now Pascal has a human artifact to mull over and the Commander gets her copy too. Especially since its not likely that Nukes are some unheard of superweapon 10000 years in the future. In this case the problem isn't not being able to give it to both, it's who you think should have it at all. Giving it to Command would be to make sure the Machines didn't get it, and giving it to Pascal would mean command is out of the loop. It really is an either/or situation.
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KamikazePotato posted:I feel like there should be an option to deliver it to nobody. There is that option, you could just not complete the quest. Of course, if you don't give the plans to anyone then no one pays you for the plans.
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Qrr posted:There is that option, you could just not complete the quest. Of course, if you don't give the plans to anyone then no one pays you for the plans. Counterpoint: You need to talk to Pascal to get to the Forest Kingdom. You can't proceed with the game until you give the info to someone, because you do not get to pick the subject of discussion when you hit up an NPC.
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Plus, we need to think about the bigger picture, people. A paycheck and a broken spring from a PEZ dispenser will always be more important than the petty capitalistic outcomes of a nuclear arms race. I voted for Pascal because he's a good pacifist boy. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sep 20, 2017 20:55
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Extremely good boybot or Kinda shady leaderdroid of a kinda weird army... hmmm
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I'm expecting 99% of the characters in this game to be lying to us at some point. By that logic, Pascal is actually evil while the Commander is actually peaceful, so I logged my vote for The Commander.
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KamikazePotato posted:I feel like there should be an option to deliver it to nobody. Man, if that was a reliable solution, we'd have seen Limbo of the Lost 2 by now. .... aaghaghagahhaghalhhh.
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Sep 20, 2017 21:11
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Wrong thread, whoops
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Sep 20, 2017 21:18
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Give it to our wonderful robot uncle Pascal
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Sep 20, 2017 23:03
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From now on, Pascal's words will be backed with nuclear weapons!
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You guys know there's an actual linked poll in the update, right? Considering the generations of war between androids and machines and the fact that magic is real in this world I'm sure there's a lot worse things out there than nukes.
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The only way to be sure that the war finally ends is to nuke the machines from orbit, and obviously you need nuclear weapons to do that. Also you're all a bunch of traitors to YoRHa. Also also I'm glad I'm not the only one who's first thought was giving this to Jackass.
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MysticalMachineGun posted:You guys know there's an actual linked poll in the update, right? Who the hell only votes the one way?
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Leraika posted:Poor TDI, he'll never be free Calling it now, Yoko Taro reads this thread. He will never let TDI retire from LP 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Calling it now, Yoko Taro reads this thread. He will never let TDI retire from LP Taro Yoko sent TDI swag before, didn't he? It's pretty much confirmed that he read the LPs.
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Mzbundifund posted:I'm expecting 99% of the characters in this game to be lying to us at some point. By that logic, Pascal is actually evil while the Commander is actually peaceful, so I logged my vote for The Commander. Yeah, the lady in Castle Greyscale is totally legit. The BGM there is probably just called "Fortress of Lies" for ironic purposes.
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Beefstew posted:Taro Yoko sent TDI swag before, didn't he? It's pretty much confirmed that he read the LPs. He did that because TDI contacted him in a drunken stupor.
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