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Albu-quirky Guy
Nov 8, 2005

Still stuck in the Land of Entrapment

MechanicalTomPetty posted:

All the operators just got infected, didn't they... :smith:

6O still loves pictures of puppies and kittens and pretty flowers... She just prefers them without their heads now.

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Epicmissingno
Jul 1, 2017

Thank gooness we all get along so well!

Screaming Idiot posted:

What do you think memes are?

ALLYORHABASEAREBELONGTOUS

6O's cat pictures were the true villains all along.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Albu-quirky Guy posted:

6O still loves pictures of puppies and kittens and pretty flowers... She just prefers them without their heads now.

omigod2bhaveyouheardaboutthisgamecalledeversionit'sgIvEnmEsOmAnyIdEAs

Qrr
Aug 14, 2015


I was kind of disappointed that there wasn't an ending for having your self destruct sequence turned off there. It would have been kind of hilarious if all of the androids dogpiled 2B and 9S, they touched their black boxes together, and... nothing. Cut to credits, something about how the infection won and everyone was happy.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Isn't self destruct a separate mechanism from the black box reaction?

Req.Martyr
May 4, 2016

I don't go by my caste, creed, or religion. My works speak for me.

ultrafilter posted:

Isn't self destruct a separate mechanism from the black box reaction?

Yeah. Self destruct is a big boom. Black box is a nuclear option

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


I thought 9S and 2B were going to get stranded or something and then the game would "No John YOU are the demons" us and reveal the logic virus makes everyone uninfected look infected.

Instead we brought a dormant version of it back with us or it snuck in through their data streams somehow. But why isn't the Commander infected? Is the virus designed to only affect YoRHa?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Kavak posted:

But why isn't the Commander infected?

you know the answer to this and it doesn't involve her staying uninfected

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Epicmissingno posted:

6O's cat pictures were the true villains all along.

This is going to end in a rhythm battle dance-off against a virus infected Robo-Powerball, isn't it.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Chokes McGee posted:

you know the answer to this and it doesn't involve her staying uninfected

No, I don't. Unless you're saying she let this happen.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Kavak posted:

No, I don't. Unless you're saying she let this happen.

drakgengard

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Kavak posted:

No, I don't. Unless you're saying she let this happen.

"Let"?

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Kavak posted:

I thought 9S and 2B were going to get stranded or something and then the game would "No John YOU are the demons" us and reveal the logic virus makes everyone uninfected look infected.

Instead we brought a dormant version of it back with us or it snuck in through their data streams somehow. But why isn't the Commander infected? Is the virus designed to only affect YoRHa?
The Commander is not infected currently because the game wants to give us a false sense of hope before dropping a bullshit boss fight on us in the form of the Commander going insane and attacking 2B and 9S. For an added bonus, 6O and 21O are going to tag into the fight on the Commander's side because :yokotaro:.

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The Dark Id posted:



The Commander Render - Not sure why she's sporting her Player 2 palette here.

That's what she would look like if we ever saw her in normal lighting. But we only ever see her on the bunker, which has the black and white filter on all the time even during cutscenes.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

SatansBestBuddy posted:

That's what she would look like if we ever saw her in normal lighting. But we only ever see her on the bunker, which has the black and white filter on all the time even during cutscenes.

So what you're saying is that when we detonate the Bunker and she's scowling in space, that's what she looks like.

Omobono
Feb 19, 2013

That's it! No more hiding in tomato crates! It's time to show that idiota Germany how a real nation fights!

For pasta~! CHARGE!

:cry: I want out of Uncle Yoko's Crazy Ride :cry:

My thoughts while playing this section.

AirborneNinja
Jul 27, 2009

The ride never stops.
No one stops.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Know Such Peace posted:

What could they even do against 2B? Show them disturbing posts from the ancient human website 4chan?

That's loving abominable :killing:

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



AirborneNinja posted:

The ride never stops.
No one stops.

Won't stop 'til it's over.

Won't stop to surrender.

Arkanumzilong
Sep 10, 2016

AirborneNinja posted:

The ride never stops.
No one stops.

No one ever stops

Zagglezig
Oct 16, 2012
Boy, that went south real quick. No wonder the androids keep losing these wars.

I was wondering after the last ep and then this one bringing up the bunker if any of those infected would screw up the network and...maybe? Between the jammer and the bunker not taking calls, I'm not sure if the bunker got hit at the same time or soon afterward.

I'd assumed til now that 9S or 2B waking up after the story deaths took a little while for a new body to be prepped, but clearly one was just lying in her bed. So now I wonder if it's some android's job to lug a new body into the rooms of all the earth-side troops so there's a body primed and ready to go whenever one of them needs to brain teleport for some reason.


Episode CII

The Dark Id posted:

and to a lesserextent 9S

Double jumping and rooftop hoping is beyond the scope

The machines by the Resistance Camp have it rough since it is nothing but angry, axe-wielding Medium Bipeds with 25+ levels on the generic YoRHa troops

There is some issues with accomplishing that goal!

messing up his visual censors so all the machines appear

Shei-kun
Dec 2, 2011

Screw you, physics!

Omobono posted:

:cry: I want out of Uncle Yoko's Crazy Ride :cry:

My thoughts while playing this section.
Sorry, friend. Once you climb on, you can never escape.

Woodbeam
Dec 30, 2012

The Dark Id posted:



That wasn’t idle chatter. She did indeed leave a nice suite of high end Hacking augmenting plug-in chips for 9S. That was nice of her.

That small good luck is a cute touch.

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

DeafNote posted:

didnt you hear?
they just wanna play Bingo

Now I want to see the Bingo Battles between the Machine Lifeforms and the Notspain Ganados.

mazloum
Mar 29, 2016
This is the point where the rollercoaster just keeps going down faster and faster into the abyss.

apocalypticCritic
Mar 19, 2014

mazloum posted:

This is the point where the rollercoaster just keeps going down faster and faster into the abyss.

Oh, no. We're barely cresting the first hill.

The Sandman
Jun 23, 2013

Okay!

So, I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Ded Moroz, like "Deadmau5!"

WUB!
Maybe the androids should have invested more heavily into Pod technology. The machines seemingly can't do poo poo to them.

Ryoga
Sep 10, 2003
Eternally Lost

Kavak posted:

No, I don't. Unless you're saying she let this happen.

mods commander knew

Stephen9001
Oct 28, 2013

The Sandman posted:

Maybe the androids should have invested more heavily into Pod technology. The machines seemingly can't do poo poo to them.

You fool! You've jinxed it, and now 2B's and 9S's pods will be infected and become a boss fight!

I can have moments of... eccentricity and sometimes be quite curious about things. Please forgive me if I do something foolish or rude.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


This mission might be going a tad wrong.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
And it's just the start of the route C. :allears: Like this all is in within the first 20 minutes or so.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Josuke Higashikata posted:

This mission might be going a tad wrong.

No it went Drakengard

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf

exploded mummy posted:

No it went Drakengard

Wait wtf why do you have a Pink Floyd song attributed to Incubus??! :supaburn:

Oh and also I hope Pascal and Emil will be okay.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Josuke Higashikata posted:

This mission might be going a tad wrong.

They're obtaining so much combat data, though.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shei-kun posted:

Sorry, friend. Once you climb on, you can never escape.

lol we never climbed on we've always been on this ride

FeyerbrandX
Oct 9, 2012

Can't believe no one opened the Readme files. ".Bat not the watchers." Right there in the design docs, all those warranties voided.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

FeyerbrandX posted:

Can't believe no one opened the Readme files. ".Bat not the watchers." Right there in the design docs, all those warranties voided.

much as I'd love everyone's favorite destroyers of the failed human experiment to pop by, I don't think it's happening. I mean, there's nothing left for them to do at this point.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Zoe posted:

Wait wtf why do you have a Pink Floyd song attributed to Incubus??! :supaburn:


*stamps another :daryl: on the side of computer*

The Dark Id
Aug 13, 2005

Why
you
know
I
LOVE
THIS SHIT !!!!
[citation needed]
Episode CIV: That’s An Order!



Welp. This is happening now. We could have just stopped at Ending A or B and everything would have been fine. But nooooo... Now look what happens.


Music: The Sound of the End (Quiet)




Did the virus infiltrate the Bunker itself?
Oooo! B-b-bingo AGAIN!
Operator, what—
That’s not the Operator. It’s—
We are your beloved machine lifeforms. We speak to you through the network and the virus.
How is that even possible!?
We’ve had a great deal of fu-fun watching you squiiirm. <crackle> But I’m afraid the end has come for this o-o-outpost. Ah ha! Aaaaaah ha ha ha! Ah ha! Aaaaaah ha ha haaaa! <crackle>



9S has run upstairs and is busy trying to hack open the door to the Command Center so we can escape. Meanwhile, 2B has to defend the Commander from the rampant YoRHa androids. Thankfully, the Commander isn’t actually an escort objective. She’s just hanging out looking very confused while 2B slaughters all of her soldiers.



While the YoRHa troops on the Bunker are closer to 2B’s level, the lot of them clearly haven’t been equipping the right plug-in chips as they’ve all got pitifully low overall HP and go down in a few hits from just about anything. Especially the Operator type androids. They’re infected and trying their best to take on 2B unarmed. It doesn’t go well for them...





Speaking of murdering our former comrades, they recorded like four dozen different death cries for the YoRHa soldiers so almost every one of them gets a unique scream when 2B and 9S kills them. There’s also just as many crazed giggling and laughter audio clips for them too. Just a morbid little “fun” fact...



After we’ve finished killing a good a good dozen YoRHa soldiers and the bulk of the Operator staff manning, 9S finally gets the doors open. Took you long enough. An emergency alarm and lights (red, the only color visible in space, of course) kick on alongside a PA announcement.



Emergency. The fusion reactors in the Bunker is currently in an uncontrollable state. All YoRHa units must evacuate the Bunker as soon as possible. Repeat. The fusion reactors are currently in an uncontrollable state. All YoRHa-a units must eh heeh heh heeeeeeeh! Evacuatehehe haaaahahaha haaaa! <static>



Yeah... That sounds bad. Not 2B self-destructing next to the hull of the Bunker bad. But less than great overall... We should probably consider leaving the Bunker soonish. 9S links up with 2B and the Commander in the hall out of the command center.



As soon as we step foot into the main hallway corridor, blast doors bar our path the left as YoRHa troops pour in from down the hall. They’re not going to make this easy...



All YoR... Ha u-u-units... launch...
Reporting... c-c-current status...
They’re still... conscious...
Stay focused, 2B!





The Logic Virus doesn’t just turn androids into crazed berserkers. It keeps them fully aware their bodies have been taken over and are proceeding to murder their friends and comrades while they’re helpless to do anything about it. So that’s fun!



Also fun is the power abruptly failing on the Bunker. Since that’s always a good sign for a space station. I don’t think we’re going to have time to go sort out the power plant melting down. So all we can do is keep fighting our way forward.



This f-f-food... isn’t that good. Hehehe.
Hee hee! When does the w-war END? End? <shrieks>



Here’s a little Easter Egg. Completing one sidequest way back in Route A results in some additional dialogue over the PA system as we fight through the hallways. Can you guess which sidequest triggered it...?



ThANk you f-f-for...foR the FLOWErs. Deeesert FLOWErs are B-B-BEAUTIF <crackle>, arEN’t thEY... Th-Th-thaaaank You... SoooMEdAy IIIIIII... <crackles and disconnects>
!!



Well, I suppose it’s nice they didn’t make 2B directly murder an infected 6O. Hopefully 6O’s end is just happily browsing corrupted .jpegs of puppies and pretty sunsets. :smith:





As we progress down the hallway, a good chunk of the exterior of the Bunkers explodes and debris drifts off into space. That’s less than ideal. We should probably keep moving...



Commander, the Bunker is lost. We have to evacuate!
But tell me—why weren’t you two infected?
I don’t know!
It’s probably because I deferred our data sync. I noticed some weird noise in the Bunker’s server data, so I paused the upload.
......
I see.
The transport terminal is corrupted. We need to get to the hangar and get some flight units!

While the transport terminal is infected (i.e. no fast travel off the Bunker) we can still at least save the game. It’s highly recommended to save the game here. No reason... Just being careful.



Ooooh! This is so much f-f-fun! The virus we planted has blOSsomed into a b-beautiful flower.
drat it!







OK. All we need to do is hop on a few flight units and get the hell out of here before the Bunker goes down. Commander, you can fly one of these things, right? If not, you’re going to have to comically jam in with 9S. Or 9S can get roped on top of one and remotely hack it to fly while you stay in the cockpit. We’ll figure it out...

Music: ENDS



Commander, hurry!



I’m staying here. I can’t.



Well poo poo...



I, too, was synced up with the server...
But 9S can hack into your systems and—
There’s no time! You two are the last remaining members of YoRHa. It’s your duty to survive.
But Commander...
Besides... this is my command. Let me at least fulfill my duty here to the end...
<runs up and grabs 2B’s hand>


New Music: Crumbling Lies (Front)
(Hey go listen to this! The full version of this song only ever plays here.)



Commander!
Move it, 2B! That’s an order!

9S pulls 2B to their flight units. And so...


:siren: Video: Click here to watch the rest of the update’s content in motion. It’s probably one of the best sequences in the game. :siren:






It’s the solitary time we ever seen the Bunker’s exterior in-game... just as it’s about to blow up. Fitting.



Welcome to the part of the game where Yoko Taro got over his hangover and now poo poo gets real. I mean, the opening credits are just now rolling after 30+ hours.





I bet you through the Commander was going to betray us or turn out to be a boss battle. Nope! She stayed firmly on our side the entire time and goes down with her ship. And the rest of YoRHa. Can’t say I saw the entire Codec support staff dying 30 minutes into the second half of the game...





RRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!







The light from Bunker’s explosion is making the PlatinumGames logo. :ssh:





2B and 9S were understandably a bit rushed escaping their exploding home and having all of their allies die at once and forgot to you know, go into flight mode before entering the atmosphere. Easy mistake...







It doesn’t seem to be a pleasant time for anyone involved.



At least the Bunker blew up in orbit and didn’t pull a colony drop on Pascal’s Village or something along those lines. This could be way worse.





Little buddy, we’re gonna need a lot more buckets of oil to fix this whole mess...





Commander...
Alert: Multiple pursuers detected.
Hostiles?
No... Oh no... This signal, it’s...



Christ, can we have a break for a minute to catch our breath!? I suppose we did see a bunch of unaccounted for flight units drop with 2B during the invasion descent. They didn’t waste any time being rampant jerks.



The enemy flight units have all of our stock abilities such as minigun fire and missiles. They also have come equipped with a few extras we don’t have. Such as an EMP generator...



Aaaaugh!
All right, enough of this poo poo... 9S, I need to take over your controls!
You need to WHAT!?
I’m getting us out of here!
Um, o-okay...



Flight controls transferred to unit 2B.
Flight controls established for unit 9S. Setting automatic course. Entering escape route from combat zone.

And with that, 9S’s flight unit zips off-screen. The enemies cannot pursue. They’re trapped in shmup mode. That’d be cheating.



No!
Stealth function released!



Wait! ...2B! 2B!





2B’s flight unit enters all-range mode and dips below cloud cover. The viral infected YoRHa pilots follow after her. We can put up a decent fight against the enemy units. But even if their HP is depleted, they’ll instantly regenerate it. I guess at least a few nameless YoRHa troops actually bothered to install overpowered plug-in chips too.



No matter how well we do against the rival flight units, all four of them will eventually release area wide EMP blasts that are impossible to dodge and mess up 2B’s flight unit real good.



Proposal: Eject immediately.
Gotta find a way to land this thing...





Another EMP blast causes 2B’s flight unit to catch on fire. That is... less than ideal.



Analysis: Offensive functionality lost.
God drat it...



Music: ENDS







2B pulls a 9S in getting her flight unit destroyed and eating poo poo hard on landing. Granted, she had a lot more reason to bail in a hurry than 9S ever did. On the plus side, at least we won’t be getting reprimanded for trashing another one of those things. Ya know... because everyone who would care is kinda dead now...



Alert: Multiple enemies confirmed.





It just doesn’t stop, huh? Looks like we’ve landed in the Flooded City and the place is lousy with machines since the YoRHa invasion sort of failed spectacularly.





Tune in next time to see how 2B gets out of this mess and links up with 9S so they can go carpool to file for unemployment as the first chapter of Route C concludes. Reminder: this is only like 40 minutes into Route C...






Video: Episode 104 Highlight Reel
(Watch this. Now.)





Flight Unit Concept Art – This was actually one of the last times we ever see those things.

The Dark Id fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Oct 22, 2017

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Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
I hope you all enjoyed the prologue but now the game has started for real. :twisted:

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