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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
No fuckin reach around when you're acting like you can play the trombone? Cmon.

Plus you left a bunch of hosed up dishes in the sink when we have a dishwasher after you SPECIFICALLY asked we get an apartment with a dishwasher.

Shits enough to make me swing back to the ladies.

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
Nice thread

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
:shrug:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Millstone posted:

Nice thread

Yeah for me to poop on like how it goes sometimes when anal sex doesn't work out quite right

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
when they pretend to be women

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

unpacked robinhood posted:

when they pretend to be women

they are women u beast

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

unpacked robinhood posted:

when they pretend to be women

gently caress outta here with that

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
if they're like me they don't dust the furniture as often as they should.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
cannibalism

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
a trail of toilet seats with the seats up stomping on a human face forever

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Manspreading

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
not wearing my heels

put em on bitch

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
wearing my heels

take em off u fuckin freak

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky

unpacked robinhood posted:

when they pretend to be women

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Be emotionally retarded

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

not wearing my heels

put em on bitch


whoflungpoop posted:

wearing my heels

take em off u fuckin freak

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Abuse and mistreat women

Neglect their hygiene

Send unsolicited dick pics - no one wants these guys

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
here is a good boy who wears the heels. I don't whose they are.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
when they genocide the jews

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

rippin farts and breakin hearts

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I fart sometimes and it annoys me.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Make baby Jesus cry by laying with one another, they act like they don't even know they're sinning.

Also when they suck your dick for too long, I'm like "Keith, can you hurry this up? I have a vitally Important meeting with the other Republican Congressmen."

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

constant dick jokes, gay jokes, homoeroticism/homophobia & misogyny

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I hate when men don't flirt with me in public

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Not designing comfortable underwear that ensconces my scrotum in silk.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bogus Adventure posted:

Not designing comfortable underwear that ensconces my scrotum in silk.

PM me your measurements and I'll see what I can do.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Not sending solicited dick pics.

Pm meeeeeeee

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Suck me off

Woden
May 6, 2006
Keep trying to do butt stuff when I told him no thousands of times.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
when they jump on tables and start swinging their dicks around like helicopters

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

a bone to pick posted:

when they jump on tables and start swinging their dicks around like helicopters

this is how I start my morning every day

sixth and maimed
Mar 20, 2012

Fun Shoe
Calling me a homosexual just because they suck my dick.

am i ugly
Mar 12, 2017

by zen death robot
when u arrange for a straight j/o sesh on the craigslist and they get spooked and leave you hanging without even calling

if you can call that a man

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
They keep falling in love with my immortal daughters and tempting them away from life at the celestial palace.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

am i ugly posted:

when u arrange for a straight j/o sesh on the craigslist and they get spooked and leave you hanging without even calling

if you can call that a man

dont sign your posts

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I dislike that I feel like I can't talk to men about things I can talk to women about, and vice versa. That's weird. Is that the same for everyone?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Charles Bukowski posted:

I dislike that I feel like I can't talk to men about things I can talk to women about, and vice versa. That's weird. Is that the same for everyone?

I have the same experience but feel the opposite way. I'm glad that there are different people I can talk to about different things.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Charles Bukowski posted:

I dislike that I feel like I can't talk to men about things I can talk to women about, and vice versa. That's weird. Is that the same for everyone?

All my friends were exclusively nice lesbians in high school because they were the only ones I felt like I could talk to it turns out there was a reason for that

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
If I could talk to 1 person about everything then maybe I wouldn't need to talk to anyone else.

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Crying

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