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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
You millenial brats dont know poo poo about the roots of hip hop. whenever i stop young bloods on the street and ask who they favorite rapper is they say kanye, drake, childish gabino and a whole lot of other trash like that. you gotta know where rap came from to know where its going and where it is. when my generation was coming up we listened to the real, old school pioneers. the trailblazers of the art.

these little kids never even heard of rappers like:

Grand Masterflash
Cool Mode E
Kurtist Blow
Rundy MC
NAW
Hopalong Shortie
Eric Bean Rakim
EPND
Blondie
Johnny Cash
Tracksuit Jimmy
Linda Lovelace
Spectral Ed
Mr. Ed
Aerosmith
Kooljy Rap
Doctor Octopus
Sunny Day Real Estate
3 olive Crew

etc.

Get educated so you dont sound so lame when you talk about rap music.

Your Pal,

John Kricfalusi

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Blondie is actually a rapper tho. :shrug:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack Meme

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Rap was invented in 1959 in Brooklyn by Bernie Rapwociwcz. He was trying to do Doo-wop but he was really bad at it.

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

if i knew poo poo i wouldnt be hanging out on an internet message board 17 years after it stopped being fun

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Rap has been crap for almost 20 years now. And I say this as a fan.

Lil'Dicky's white crime is the only good rap song to come out in the 2000s.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
:yikes:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What's up with all the rappers starting the verse on the upbeat? Sounds like they just talkin fast over some r&b or something. :shrug:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What's up with all the rappers starting the verse on the upbeat? Sounds like they just talkin fast over some r&b or something. :shrug:

i dont understat what you are saying lol

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

a hole-y ghost posted:

The You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack Meme

i just like making goofy lists. sue me

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
going to a future show sounds boring

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

OP gets to Tracksuit Jimmy and I immediately discredit the post and lmao

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Lmbo

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

i dont understat what you are saying lol

Like they start poo poo off like pharoah monch but then it's like they have no sense of rhythm so it just sounds like a pile of poo poo and the kkk keeps giving them money to rap bad to shame black people.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

uh actually i do

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

ama

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
https://youtu.be/-riL5A4eiWQ

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Mainstream "rap" music has been cultivated and controlled by major labels to essentially have "artists" be propagandists and cheerleaders for capitalism, emphasizing material wealth as the highest value

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Did that one dude touch children inappropriately. Boom batta?

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Hardawn posted:

Did that one dude touch children inappropriately. Boom batta?

Aatrak

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I only listen to rap and country

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

WHAT I GOTTA DO TA GET IN THE GAME?

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
most of it is guns and hos and money but there are some intelligent rappers who talk about cerebral stuff like nintendo

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Thank you for your time:

In Black Rob's 2000 smash hit "Whoa!" he uses "Whoa!" as a positive adverb to describe things such as "easing pain with cocaine like whoa!" or "my dough like whoa!". This is reinforced by his referral to things he thinks of unfavorably as "not whoa!" (i.e "judge aint whoa!", "CO's aint' whoa!", however the song also includes the line "finger near a nigga rear end in a top hat like whoa!". Is getting finger blasted in the rear end cool? Does Black Rob enjoy anal play? Any answers you can provide on this subject will be quite helpful to me and my loved ones, thank you; god bless!

Gay Weed Dad fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Mar 30, 2017

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I only listen to rap and country

So do 99% of teens smh
If you're one of the 1% who doesn't: like, share, and put in your profile

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

signalnoise posted:

WHAT I GOTTA DO TA GET IN THE GAME?


Gay Weed Dad posted:

Thank you for your time:

In Black Rob's 2000 smash hit "Whoa!" he uses "Whoa!" as a positive adverb to describe things such as "easing pain with cocaine like whoa!" or "my dough like whoa!". This is reinforced by his referral to things he thinks of unfavorably as "not whoa!" (i.e "judge aint whoa!", "CO's aint' whoa!", however the song also includes the line "finger near a nigga rear end in a top hat like whoa!". Is getting finger blasted in the rear end cool? Does Black Rob enjoy anal play? Any answers you can provide on this subject will be quite helpful to me and my loved ones, thank you; god bless!

combining q's cuz they are related

it's well known in the community that rappers and their associates absolutely love, and i mean LOVE, having all manner of object jammed into their tight little assholes

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

garfield hentai posted:

most of it is guns and hos and money but there are some intelligent rappers who talk about cerebral stuff like nintendo

Imagine Nintendo of Japan scrambling to get an ensemble cast of rap artists like EA did last E3 lol

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

garfield hentai posted:

most of it is guns and hos and money but there are some intelligent rappers who talk about cerebral stuff like nintendo

guns are good, rap is bad

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

rap music posted:

combining q's cuz they are related

it's well known in the community that rappers and their associates absolutely love, and i mean LOVE, having all manner of object jammed into their tight little assholes

This was a helpful answer like whoa! Namaste like whoa!

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
Biggie was better than 2pac as a rapper but 2pac nade better songs overall, me against the world and all eyez on me were good albums but he had alot of filler, which wasnt really his fault cos if he hadn't of died alot of his posthumous work wouldve stayed in the vaults ok bye

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

TrustmeImLegit posted:

Lil'Dicky's white crime is the only good rap song to come out in the 2000s.

if you didn't ride the crunk wave of the early-mid '00s, you have no soul

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

what about christian rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Celph Titled
Apathy
Esoteric
MF Doom
El-P
Killer Mike
Vinnie Paz
Immortal Technique
Ill Bill
MC Ride

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
I prefer House music tbh.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
My name is us vs also us and I'm here to say, I like huge cocks in a major way!

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

myDad posted:

Celph Titled
Apathy
Esoteric
MF Doom
El-P
Killer Mike
Vinnie Paz
Immortal Technique
Ill Bill
MC Ride

Underground hip hop starter pack

Minus whoever the hell MC ride is

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
Man
I hate rap
But if the shoe fits, wear it
I'VE BECOME A FREAK OF NATURE

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


el-producto and that's IT

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
i wonder how many people that totally aren't racist are going to say that they just can't get into rap in this thread

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

us vs also us posted:

i wonder how many people that totally aren't racist are going to say that they just can't get into rap in this thread

what, idiot? you think not liking certain music makes you racist towards whoever made the music? I hate bluegrass does that make me racist towards southern whites, or hating ska means you hate millennial whites?

your music sucks btw so I guess I'm racist towards you.

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