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ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Cantaloupe is tasty treat to start the morning with.

Honeydew is garbage that shouldn't be sold in stores.

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InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

fridge corn posted:

pink lady apples are the best apples
Gala. Royal or otherwise.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



fridge corn posted:

pink lady apples are the best apples

Y'all haven't lived until you've had a Macoun during it's peak season, freshly picked from a tree. Or a Northern Spy, cut up with a little salt with your morning oatmeal. Don't bother with Empire apples, they get mealy hours after being picked. Any hybrid of a "red delicious" (a lie if there ever was one) is not worth your time. Arkansas Blacks are neat from a historical perspective, but they're more of a pie and/or storage apple. Some people swear by Baldwins, but I don't like them. Early in the season you can't go wrong with a good Cortland. If you can find them on the tree, Crispin/Mutsu's are fine, but I wouldn't bother if you see them in the store. If you like the Honeycrisp (honestly they have a bit of a kerosene undertaste that I don't like) try a Jonagold.

gently caress, I love apples.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


All y'all people are crazy. Blackcurrant is obviously the superior fruit.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



angryrobots posted:

Nah honeycrisp are the best.

University of Minnesota knows how to breed some apples I tell you what.

:respek: After a honeycrisp all other apples are inferior. Literally every honey crisp I have ever eaten tastes perfect.

scuz posted:

MN native here and they sure do (see: SweetTango apples, also), but gently caress paying $4.99/pound for apples.

You can find them for less/lb than that. We usually get them from Costco in those big blister packs for about $14 which seems absurd but the good thing is that every single apple gets eaten long before they spoil. So that is a win. It beats spending a few bucks a week to watch bananas just turn brown.

If you have a Sprout's farmers market they will have them on sale regularly for .98/lb. We bought like two dozen apples last week on sale and :iia:

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I will not have heathens badmouth honeydew. Stop buying pre-cut fruit/fruit salads, those burn my throat too. Buy fresh honeydew for deliciousness


Speaking of mouth burning fruits, beware of kiwis, which are apparently chocked full of an enzyme that's used as a commercial meat tenderizer. I found that out after I ate almost a dozen of them in a sitting, they melted my mouth so badly that my tongue was bleeding...

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



The Door Frame posted:

I found that out after I ate almost a dozen of them in a sitting,

The Door Frame posted:

I ate almost a dozen of them in a sitting,

The Door Frame posted:

almost a dozen of them

The Door Frame posted:

in a sitting,

:catstare:

Well, there's your problem!

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

beep-beep car is go posted:

:catstare:

Well, there's your problem!

They were starting to overripen, I wasn't going to throw them away... also, I just said that I sit down and eat ~10lbs of watermelon with a spoon, is a dozen kiwis that surprising?

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Not a massive apple fan but Granny Smith is the way to go. I really like citrus, especially oranges and tangerines. For a quick ready to eat snack I l can wolf down a 1/4lb pack of dried mango slices in one sitting easily. Fresh is nice too but a little sloppy as a quick snack.

As for berries, blackberries is where it's at for me.

if you're going to count tree nuts in here, I can eat my weight in pistachios if given the chance. I recently discovered the Costco roasted/salted already shelled kind and I went :monocle:

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

I've got strawberries and blueberries growing besides the path to the front door, a handful when in season makes a lovely breakfast, sugar intake be damned. I was also bought a set of patio raspberries that I'm looking forward to next year.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Peaches, man.
It helps that I was born and mostly raised in the peach capital of Texas (Parker County, west of Fort Worth.)


So, I finally found out what got me released from my former contract. Turns out there were two complaints against me, one involving me being angry, apparently thinking no one was around, my big mouth, and the f-bomb. That's the one they never told me about. I don't recall the incident, but if I'm honest, it's more like I don't know *which* time I let fly with an angry "gently caress!"
The other was I was basically being an impatient jackass and more-than-mumbling "answer the phone!" while calling someone, and she picked up in time to hear it. I remember that one - it was a frustrating day filled with time-wasters.
I'm still upset that I wasn't given any warning or opportunity to address these concerns (or even apologize), but, basically, me and my big mouth and lack of self control lost me the job I'd been doing for 17 years without (much) issue. I need to work on not getting angry at work. It never ends well.
To add injury to insult, my company is reviewing my case to see if there is cause to fire me, as well.

Holy gently caress, guys, the concept of having to find a job after 17 years is kind of freaking me out.
On the plus side, I'm hoping I can find something that's not outsourced.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Eating a kiwi makes me giggle

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

I'm not a fan of Granny Smith apples to eat, but they are the best to make pies from.

I prefer Fuji or Pink Lady for eating, Galas are too sweet for my taste.

Darchangel posted:

Peaches, man.
It helps that I was born and mostly raised in the peach capital of Texas (Parker County, west of Fort Worth.)

I think you might be full of poo poo. Everyone knows peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man in a factory downtown.

epic bird guy
Dec 9, 2014

Fruits are like dogs.

All are good.

Beverly Cleavage
Jun 22, 2004

I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....

The job hunt part sucks, but if they're willing to accept reports like that and not address them with you directly and immediately after the fact, they're just hunting for excuses - and it's probably not even directly related to you... 17 years is a lot of value ($$$$$) experience.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
There is a Rick and Morty joke here with the talk of apples

Im going to go take a poo poo

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe

Darchangel posted:

Peaches, man.
It helps that I was born and mostly raised in the peach capital of Texas (Parker County, west of Fort Worth.)
Peaches are my favorite thing that grows on a tree but getting em fresh in Minnesota is a bit of a pain in the rear end. I'm spending almost a full week in NOLA later this month so I'm going to be eating my weight in crayfish every day and eating every peach I see.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

the best kind of apples are

pineapples

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

There is a Rick and Morty joke here with the talk of apples

Im going to go take a poo poo

Owns

Slung Blade
Jul 11, 2002

IN STEEL WE TRUST

The best apples are Spartans and McIntosh. Basically anything I can turn into apple crisp is the best apple.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Darchangel posted:

Peaches, man.
It helps that I was born and mostly raised in the peach capital of Texas (Parker County, west of Fort Worth.)
I will also state this is a good fruit and they are much better than nectarines because they have flavor.

Enourmo posted:

the best kind of apples are

pineapples

That's your opinion and you're welcome to it but don't you dare get them near a pizza.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Is a hotdog a sandwich?

The Buran was better.

Zipper merging.

$41,000 Altima. (lol we all agree on that one)

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


The best peaches come from georgia, and you don't find 'em on a tree. :v:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Darchangel posted:

Peaches, man.
It helps that I was born and mostly raised in the peach capital of Texas (Parker County, west of Fort Worth.)


So, I finally found out what got me released from my former contract. Turns out there were two complaints against me, one involving me being angry, apparently thinking no one was around, my big mouth, and the f-bomb. That's the one they never told me about. I don't recall the incident, but if I'm honest, it's more like I don't know *which* time I let fly with an angry "gently caress!"
The other was I was basically being an impatient jackass and more-than-mumbling "answer the phone!" while calling someone, and she picked up in time to hear it. I remember that one - it was a frustrating day filled with time-wasters.
I'm still upset that I wasn't given any warning or opportunity to address these concerns (or even apologize), but, basically, me and my big mouth and lack of self control lost me the job I'd been doing for 17 years without (much) issue. I need to work on not getting angry at work. It never ends well.
To add injury to insult, my company is reviewing my case to see if there is cause to fire me, as well.

Holy gently caress, guys, the concept of having to find a job after 17 years is kind of freaking me out.
On the plus side, I'm hoping I can find something that's not outsourced.

Amongst all this fruit talk, let me offer you my sympathy and support. It sucks.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Cop Porn Popper posted:

The best peaches come from georgia, and you don't find 'em on a tree. :v:

They come from a can. They were put there by a man.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


IOwnCalculus posted:

They come from a can. They were put there by a man.

In a factory downtown?

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

The Buran was better.

Zipper merging.

$41,000 Altima. (lol we all agree on that one)

What was the story with the $41,000 Altima?

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Put on yer helmet son, for ye are about to embark on a mystical journey into the goldmine! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2873673&userid=81627

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Just wanna give a quick shoutout to Rainier cherries as well.

Peaches are an acceptable favorite as well, and if you have the opportunity to get one that wasn't picked green, it's a whole other thing. Like sex the first time without a rubber in the way.

PaintVagrant
Apr 13, 2007

~ the ultimate driving machine ~
Fresh peach supremacy

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

Blaaargh... The misssus has brought a bug home from one of the snotty little shits she teaches and given it to me. Woke up feeling like ive been eating broken glass, no voice and feeling like been hit by a truck.

So today is a day of lazing around on the couch watching youtube videos on the tv yelling at the cats to get out of the bloody way of the TV.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012





:getin:

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."



Excellent choice. Asus boards are the legit best.

Also, fruit chat - anything fresh and local is usually good. I love me some apples, peaches, melons, cherries - you loving name it. But wild blueberries, saskatoons, strawberries and raspberries trump everything. And if you haven't had chokecherry syrup, you are missing out on the best of life.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
Apple II is best Apple

:smug:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



mariooncrack posted:

Apple II is best Apple

:smug:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Siochain posted:

Excellent choice. Asus boards are the legit best.

Also, fruit chat - anything fresh and local is usually good. I love me some apples, peaches, melons, cherries - you loving name it. But wild blueberries, saskatoons, strawberries and raspberries trump everything. And if you haven't had chokecherry syrup, you are missing out on the best of life.

Yup mega agreedo. Here's my full list



I wasn't planning on getting the h110i but it's on sale for 99$ on corsair's website and with the hero board i can clock up to 4.8ghz safely so may as well

a friend got me a drat hookup on the 7700k with retail edge so :getin: :getin: :getin:

FAT32 SHAMER fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Apr 5, 2017

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Beverly Cleavage posted:

The job hunt part sucks, but if they're willing to accept reports like that and not address them with you directly and immediately after the fact, they're just hunting for excuses - and it's probably not even directly related to you... 17 years is a lot of value ($$$$$) experience.

The hell of it is that while I've been *at* the place I was for 17 years, I've actually worked directly *for* a different company since 2010. First Wipro, then for the last 7 months my current company, because outsourcing. My old company, the host company, basically just threw away my experience with them for piss-ant reasons. It will save them exactly nothing, since the contracted price for my company's services remains the same. Oh, they might get a short term slight savings if my replacement screws up and causes penalties from not meeting SLA targets while attempting to get up to speed, but ultimately all they get is less experience.

scuz posted:

Peaches are my favorite thing that grows on a tree but getting em fresh in Minnesota is a bit of a pain in the rear end. I'm spending almost a full week in NOLA later this month so I'm going to be eating my weight in crayfish every day and eating every peach I see.

That's the best part about still living near where I grew up. Peach season is delicious. They even have a Peach Festival in July, where I can go buy a whole crate of peaches if I feel the need (I do).

spog posted:

Amongst all this fruit talk, let me offer you my sympathy and support. It sucks.

Thanks. Ultimately, I did it to myself, or at least gave them the opening. That's something I need to improve in myself. Hopefully, I can do that.

Somewhat Heroic posted:

Put on yer helmet son, for ye are about to embark on a mystical journey into the goldmine! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2873673&userid=81627

Worth reading, but the short answer is "Smart Buy", and a lack of understanding. Smart Buy was such a scam. We had one on my wife's first new car - had to roll the balloon into the loan for the replacement vehicle. Never again.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

God drat we get absolutely bent over and hosed...

For comparison: 7700K price in the glorious penal colony:

https://www.pccasegear.com/products/37427/intel-core-i7-7700k

And the Motherboard:

https://www.pccasegear.com/products/37584/asus-rog-maximus-ix-hero-motherboard



Hurry up and tank your loving economy again so its worth buying poo poo from the USA again. Exchange rate isnt really good enough atm.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Ferremit posted:

God drat we get absolutely bent over and hosed...

For comparison: 7700K price in the glorious penal colony:

https://www.pccasegear.com/products/37427/intel-core-i7-7700k

And the Motherboard:

https://www.pccasegear.com/products/37584/asus-rog-maximus-ix-hero-motherboard



Hurry up and tank your loving economy again so its worth buying poo poo from the USA again. Exchange rate isnt really good enough atm.

It's normally $343 but my friend got me a discount

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Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010


I have the same video card. Had to shim the fans out with tape cause the blades were hitting their power wires and making growly noises.

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