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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Evil Badman posted:

I'm wondering when they do Bryan.

Posthumously.

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Evil Badman posted:

I'm wondering when they do Bryan.

The minute they believe he will never wrestle for another company

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Evil Badman posted:

I'm wondering when they do Bryan.

next year is a really good opportunity, imo

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Having Jake the Snake call you and thank you for reinventing the DDT might be the single coolest phone call a wrestler has ever received.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one





big sexy gonna give ya a big smooch

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Is that Christy Hemme?

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Shawn Michaels appears to have dozed off

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Codependent Poster posted:

Is that Christy Hemme?

yup

Fistboy
Oct 24, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
DDP texting in 97?

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Love a good Macho story. Love a good Macho story told by DDP.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Fistboy posted:

DDP texting in 97?

Pagers.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

:allears: I love this.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
WARNING HOGAN REFERENCE
WARNING

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



https://twitter.com/hulkhogan/status/814651587037634560

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
is Hogan there

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


That's unexpected!

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Yay, Kimberly!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I hear someone counting off to the side.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the holistic way?

bartok
May 10, 2006



You know DDP is they kind of guy that is still friends with his ex-wife because he is a goddamn saint

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
...holistic way?

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Bill Goldberg posted:

the holistic way?

Worked for Jim Henson.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Bill Goldberg posted:

the holistic way?

Rub rocks on it and hope it works instead of Andy Kaufmanning you.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I really feel sorry for whoever has to follow this

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Codependent Poster posted:

That's unexpected!

I think they have an open invitation to most Mania stuff out to any ex-employee that they're on good terms with.

That or her and Kelly Kelly and a bunch of the other women who are there tonight are running in on the Smackdown Women's match

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
but he said she doesn't have cancer anymore

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



There is never a person more consistently positive than DDP.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Bill Goldberg posted:

but he said she doesn't have cancer anymore

DDP Yoga and positivity can do anything.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
YEAH! I got a shout out from DDP!

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

tecnocrat posted:

There is never a person more consistently positive than DDP.

This is also probably the longest he's ever gone without dropping an f bomb.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I need to get back to the DDP yoga I've been putting weight back on.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



That's a drat good Dusty lisp.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Turn the prod mic off WWE :mad:

Fistboy
Oct 24, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Crap that sound flub startled me.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
DDP owns because all this inspirational poo poo would be corny as hell for like 99% of people but I wanna be a better person because DDP believes in me

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Turn the prod mic off WWE :mad:

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Turn the prod mic off WWE :mad:

HHH burying WCW again I see...

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
four months, four days, four months, four years, four years, four months, and fourteen days

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Bill Goldberg posted:

four months, four days, four months, four years, four years, four months, and fourteen days

Hahaha

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