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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

DoctorGonzo posted:

TNAAAAlmao™

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Martian Buddy posted:

So which irrelevant 90's alt rock personality will come bail them out this time

Alien Ant Farm have been patiently biding their time, just waiting to strike.

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015

by Athanatos

Martian Buddy posted:

So which irrelevant 90's alt rock personality will come bail them out this time

'Cause what TNA needs now
Is a new AJ Styles
Like I need a hole in my head

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Max Coveri posted:

'Cause what TNA needs now
Is a new AJ Styles
Like I need a hole in my head

You loving suck at haikus

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Martian Buddy posted:

So which irrelevant 90's alt rock personality will come bail them out this time

Its Stephen Mason, lead guitarist for the seminal Christian alt-rock band Jars Of Clay, what's he doing in The Impact Zone?

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
I'm imagining Creed's song Higher to the owl flying in a TNA eye catch

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
With Wings Wide Open

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Three doors down is willing to play at trumps concert, now they will play at the impact zone

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
If Limp Bizkit buy the Impact Zone and start playing Rolling will the Undertaker come?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Gonzo McFee posted:

If Limp Bizkit buy the Impact Zone and start playing Rolling will the Undertaker come?
It'll be an imposter


"WHAT'S THE OVERGIVER DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE??!!!"

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I need to see if electroshock is still around AAA

Electroshock was dope

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



Don West forever

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Give Don West his own show trying to hawk wrestling crap found in a warehouse.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Jerusalem posted:

Alien Ant Farm have been patiently biding their time, just waiting to strike.

You've been swerved by....


A smooth criminal

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Isn't Chad Kroeger from Nickleback a yuge wrestling fan? They should get him.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
Swerve everyone: it's Willi One Blood

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Lodin posted:

Isn't Chad Kroeger from Nickleback a yuge wrestling fan? They should get him.

Book him against RVD and see how many fans realise it's not Jerry Lynn.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Hollering https://twitter.com/MrJacobCohen/status/855190401778679811

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Impact is getting into the gold selling business?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Jerusalem posted:

Impact is getting into the gold selling business?

They #JoinedTheForce

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jarrett better business man than HHH.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Force_Wrestling

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DoctorGonzo posted:

Jarrett better business man than HHH.

I've never been a fan of him but I gotta admit the dude knows how to get rich people to pay him a lot of money despite a pretty terrible track record of producing anything worthwhile.

I mean, Hulk Hogan does the first part even better than him but in some ways Jarrett doing it without the benefit of Hogan's enormous 80s/90s success as a starting point is even more impressive.

Martian Buddy
Jun 4, 2010

Are you ready to swear
right here,
right now,
before the devil
Apparently busting six thousand guitars will give you some sense of business acumen even if you can't draw

Martian Buddy fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Apr 21, 2017

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Martian Buddy posted:

Apparently busting six thousand guitars will give you some sense of business acumen even if you can't draw

How many of those six thousand were laser etched?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Crimson's back!



We need the rematch that everyone has been begging for

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DoctorGonzo posted:

Jarrett better business man than HHH.

HHH hasn't almost bankrupted himself and had two failing businesses.

Jerusalem posted:

I've never been a fan of him but I gotta admit the dude knows how to get rich people to pay him a lot of money despite a pretty terrible track record of producing anything worthwhile.

I mean, Hulk Hogan does the first part even better than him but in some ways Jarrett doing it without the benefit of Hogan's enormous 80s/90s success as a starting point is even more impressive.

Again, he needed to get that money because he lost so much of his own and his father's money. TNA was catastrophic for that family, and then he went ahead and failed again with GFW.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Jerusalem posted:

Impact is getting into the gold selling business?

They should if it means that Don West gets to sell it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That's the thing though, he keeps failing spectacularly again and again and yet people with access to a lot of money keep on picking him as the guy to run their company. It's baffling but impressive.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

MassRafTer posted:

HHH hasn't almost bankrupted himself and had two failing businesses.

hhh married and got the keys to the kingdom

jj married and got the keys to the car b/c he has to be the DD

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MassRafTer posted:

HHH hasn't almost bankrupted himself and had two failing businesses.


Again, he needed to get that money because he lost so much of his own and his father's money. TNA was catastrophic for that family, and then he went ahead and failed again with GFW.

HHH hasnt made a cent on his own and has Vince Mcmahon money.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

That's the thing though, he keeps failing spectacularly again and again and yet people with access to a lot of money keep on picking him as the guy to run their company. It's baffling but impressive.

He and Russo really are soulmates.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DoctorGonzo posted:

HHH hasnt made a cent on his own and has Vince Mcmahon money.

And yet you still said that stupid thing.

Jeff doesn't even have TNA stock anymore if this thing does turn around because he traded it to Dixie for the chance to get GFW on TV. A decision even more hilarious today now that it is no more.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
2017 https://twitter.com/MrJacobCohen/status/855213523735109632

Martian Buddy
Jun 4, 2010

Are you ready to swear
right here,
right now,
before the devil

When does he change his name back to Senshi

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

So for those keeping track, since Jarrett came back we've had the following returns and I'm sure I've missed a couple


Magnus
Matt Morgan
Low Ki
Sonjay Dutt
LAX
ODB
Crimson
Angelina Love
Chris Masters (was there for GFW vs Impact)

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


why is low ki wearing capri pants

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DJExile posted:

why is low ki wearing capri pants

Imagine being 5 feet tall and buying pants that are too small for you.

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

DoctorGonzo posted:

HHH hasnt made a cent on his own and has Vince Mcmahon money.

He buried 6,000 careers, and never drew a dime.

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