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Almost time for the playoffs! With the last spots still up for grabs, who will make it! Will the Flyers somehow snipe one? Nope. Will CBJ somehow pull off the President's Trophy? Maybe, if the Caps played like they did in Arizona more. Is The Streak over? Yup. e: MononcQc posted:couldn't not do it A SPECIAL WELCOME TO THE FOLLOWING WHO HAVE JOINED US  On April 9th, these lovely teams moved in New York Islanders Tampa Bay Lightning Philadelphia Flyers Carolina Hurricanes Detroit Red Wings (Killed by Ken Holland) New Jersey Devils Winnipeg Jets LA Kings Dallas Stars Arizona Coyotes Vancouver Canucks Colorado Avalanche First Round Losers Columbus Blue Jackets Montreal Canadiens Boston Bruins Toronto Maple Leafs Chicago Blackhawks Minnesota Wild San Jose Sharks Calgary Flames. Second Round Morons Washington Capitals New York Rangers St. Louis Blues Edmonton Oilers Conference Final Fuckheads Ottawa Senators Anaheim Ducks iospace fucked around with this message at 04:57 on May 26, 2017 |
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sedative posted:https://twitter.com/BradyTrett/status/848316155584421888  Do they know what happened?
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Kilza posted:The Oilers are 1st in the Pacific in April. This is not a joke. Probably will be 1st to be eliminated though.
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Apr 2, 2017 05:53
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violent sex idiot posted:the oilers have returned, babe Four games only! Catch them while they're still here! (I'm sorry, I'll stop)
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Apr 2, 2017 06:01
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Powershift posted:Have you watched a sharks game lately? In their last 10 games, the oilers are 9-1-0 with wins against both Anaheim and San Jose. San Jose are 2-8-0 with losses to Anaheim, Edmonton, Calgary, and Nashville, one of which they'll play in the first round. I was making 1st/1st/1st jokes. Let me make my bad jokes in piece before you rip them apart!
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Apr 2, 2017 06:13
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CBJSprague24 posted:Hey, at least Jack Johnson Sportgame worked tonight: One thing to say: 
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Apr 3, 2017 05:33
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CBJSprague24 posted:How the hell have the Caps only had 42 man-games lost to injury all season? That's insane. Saving it all for the playoffs, duh.
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Apr 3, 2017 15:22
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Kilza posted:https://twitter.com/ArizonaCoyotes/status/848942677722669058 
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Apr 3, 2017 18:12
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Thufir posted:Bettman must have a megaboner at the idea of using the Olympics as a bargaining chip in the next lockout. gently caress Bettman. gently caress the owners more.
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Apr 3, 2017 21:01
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i am the bird posted:Who will the US and Canada send then? NCAA and major junior players not under NHL contract? probably AHL players without an NHL contract.
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Apr 3, 2017 21:18
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yellowcar posted:Alternatively, let the Canadian women's team play in the men's tournament as well. After that shameful performance against the US? Sounds good.
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Apr 3, 2017 22:00
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ElwoodCuse posted:The NHL covering up concussion problems and such is a way bigger problem than a money fight with the IOC and IIHF, who are also scummy and greedy As a whole, gently caress major sporting orgs
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Apr 3, 2017 22:50
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Kilza posted:It sucks that we won't get to watch McDavid and Crosby on the same team next year thanks to the NHL being dumb. Allow me to paraphrase DJ Exile here: "If you want to increase popularity of your sport and the first slide of presentation on how to do so isn't 'COPY THE NBA', you're doing it wrong."
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Apr 3, 2017 22:59
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T-Bone posted:Bettman started in the NBA At this point, I'd believe it.
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Apr 4, 2017 04:55
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So. http://www.tsn.ca/how-the-nhl-can-prevent-players-from-going-to-olympics-1.715216 Burn the whole thing down.
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Apr 4, 2017 23:01
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Wonderllama posted:Not around Marchand, he doesn't. 
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Apr 5, 2017 03:18
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Apr 5, 2017 04:56
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xzzy posted:NHLPA could force the cage issue if they wanted and the NHL wouldn't have much of a defense. "Oh yeah we totally cool with our assets worth millions getting their face smashed in and care about it so much we'll force a lockout to keep visors." Good luck defending that. Who pushed visors, NHL or the PA?
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Apr 5, 2017 05:14
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Powershift posted:How about settling tie games with a fist fight between each team's highest paid player. This. Real talk: Remove the loser point unless you take it to the shootout. There, incentive to avoid the shootout.
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Apr 5, 2017 15:21
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Krime posted:Okposo has super mumps. Mumps all the way down!
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Apr 6, 2017 05:11
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Fateo McMurray posted:watch them put up a banner about it More or less sad than the one the Colts put up that one time?
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Apr 6, 2017 15:24
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Apr 6, 2017 23:15
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Kalenn Istarion posted:Time for Leafs fans to go into full on panic mode Rivals.com is a sports website known for really stupid puns. For example, "Avalanche of Suck" is ok, but "Avasuck" is not. The long and the short of it, no modifying someone's (or a team's) name to bash them, really.
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Apr 7, 2017 14:29
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Jamwad Hilder posted:Edmonsuck Suckers Brain Curry posted:Milan 💩cic 
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Apr 7, 2017 14:58
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Kalenn Istarion posted:Hey I ate a probate for that and he only gets a spanking? The injustice! Mod sass. Punishment: (real talk: I didn't give you the probe, but it's more contextual than that. Your pun was because a player annoyed you, Jamwad's was them being a smartass)
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Apr 7, 2017 15:40
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Huggybear posted:I'm guessing meningitis. That is a lovely loving disease and it royally sucks
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Apr 8, 2017 02:39
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I know in Milwaukee somewhere there's a house with both Packers and Bears flags out front and a "House Divided" banner in the window.
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Apr 8, 2017 19:25
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Jordan7hm posted:Ottawa will win the cup and bring in a new era of terrible garbage hockey as everyone realizes boring systems are the hot new way to win. Somewhere, Tim Duncan smiles.
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Apr 9, 2017 19:31
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3816569 Playoff thread? Playoff thread.
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Apr 10, 2017 05:09
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ThinkTank posted:Jim Benning decided this team was a piece or two away from being a playoff team so didn't sell at last year's deadline, made load up trades leading up to the draft by dealing away picks and prospects, signed a big name free agent and the team actually got worse. RWAS will probably want a word with you.
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Apr 10, 2017 14:02
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So this means Holland and Benning are getting extensions?
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Apr 10, 2017 15:40
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grack posted:Iginla tied for the team lead in goal scoring in LA post trade deadline. Also hit 1300 career points on the dot.
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Apr 11, 2017 03:03
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Duckman2008 posted:Kings won two cups in the last 5 years. I would take 3 bad contracts for two cups. https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561
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Apr 11, 2017 15:48
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MononcQc posted:couldn't not do it 
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Apr 12, 2017 01:17
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inferis posted:I said the name but what I was getting at is what's the point of having a league that's women (plus a few men i guess). I think it's time you stopped talking about this, because you don't have a clue.
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Apr 12, 2017 18:29
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eXXon posted:Who's ready for the two-line pass rule to come back? Replace every long breakaway pass with more pre-faceoff jostling, please. 
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Apr 17, 2017 14:12
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Tampa loses their best player, barely miss the playoffs, and at the trade deadline offload a NMC contract and gain a draft pick. Yeah, I think he's doing pretty well. UNLIKE ANOTHER PLAYER TURNED GM JOE SAKIC
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LumpyGumby posted:On the plus side if Detroit takes 40 more years to be really competitive again, then that might be around the same time the Avs do too. Would be nice to have that rivalry again. Roy vs any Detroit goalie inspired my love of goalie fights
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