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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮


:siren: National broadcasts not available on MLS Live in the United States :siren:

4/1
Columbus vs. Orlando City - 4PM (UniMás)

4/2
Portland vs. New England - 9PM (ESPN2)

4/8
D.C. United vs. NYCFC - 4PM (UniMás)

4/9
Orlando City vs. RBNY - 4PM (ESPN)
Sporting Kansas City vs. Colorado - 7PM (FS1)

4/14
Philadelphia vs. NYCFC - 7PM (ESPN)
San Jose vs. Dallas - 11PM (UniMás)

4/15
Orlando City vs. Los Angeles - 3PM (Fox)

4/22
Houston vs. San Jose - 4PM (UniMás)

4/23
NYCFC vs. Orlando City - 1:30PM (FS1)
Los Angeles vs. Seattle - 4PM (ESPN)

4/29
Orlando City vs. Colorado - 4PM (UniMás)

4/30
Atlanta United vs. D.C. United - 3PM (FS1)

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Apr 1, 2017

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Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Playing in the outfield at Yankee stadium remains the stupidest loving thing in this poo poo league

Go Quakes

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I don't think Bingham is going to get any more callups any time soon:

https://twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/848238751918772224

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Sitting at Toyota Park on a nice sunny 51 degrees day waiting for my first Fire game of the year and the possible first game with the Fire newest signing Bastian Schweinsteiger. Hope he'll do fine and help us end up some other place than last place (though Minnesota might help us out on that front) and be worth the money we spent on him.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
the april fool is anyone that thinks this league is a worthwhile endeavor

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Oh snap Bastian is starting, no April fools joke.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
David Accam and Big Seb Schweinsteiger together at last.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lol no way 🇩🇪

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Fire Goal by Bastian in the 17 min of play, first of many hopefully.

Fire leads Montréal 1 - 0

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
That German is gonna take the Fire all the way to the WC.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

17 minutes in and basti already scored

:)

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Pretty sure that goal immediately puts him in the upper half of high-priced over-the-hill foreign signings.

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Also

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Tommy McNamara is pretty good at soccer, and is great at having photos taken of himself

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What a stupidly soft red card

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Can someone explain the offside rule to Nikolic, tia

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Paddyb posted:

David Accam and Big Seb Schweinsteiger together at last.

https://my.mixtape.moe/legymv.mp4

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Also I've just seen the last 15 minutes of ATL SEA. Why didn't Atlanta start Jones with Martinez out? They took til the 80th to put him on which seems really dumb.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

what a bullshit goal for montreal

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Goal for Montréal in the 62 min of play.

1-1 all

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Maybe United would sell us *checks wikipedia* Cameron Borthwick-Jackson too

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

both of juninho's yellows were bullshit. gently caress this

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Seltzer posted:

Also I've just seen the last 15 minutes of ATL SEA. Why didn't Atlanta start Jones with Martinez out? They took til the 80th to put him on which seems really dumb.

Jones played 140 minutes for T+T this past week.

Chicago's running out of players in a hurry.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Apr 1, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
10v10 now. Definitely deserved on Montreal.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Montreal are dirty as gently caress

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Paddyb posted:

Montreal are dirty as gently caress

Truth. This game has turned into a rock fight.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Basti would've had a statue of him made outside of Toyota Park had that volley gone in.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

I literally hope Harrington gets hit by a car

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:fork:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
No

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
DEBUT GOALS FOR EVERYBODY.

(seriously though how the gently caress did that go in?)

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Free Sean Johnson

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

gently caress this loving game

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Last min goal by Montréal in the 90 min of play.

2-1 Montréal


Now another last min goal by the fire.

2-2 all

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

LOOK AT THIS IDIOT

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
HOLY gently caress

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Injury time equalizer for Solignac because why not?

CTV lucked the gently caress out picking this game for broadcast TV.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

We should have won by 3. gently caress this ref

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Thassa pen

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Paddyb posted:

Thassa pen

A suuuuuuuuuuuuuuper harsh penalty.

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