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Fuck My Ass

don't end your posting career, just post. Post the pain away. We're all here for you.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:54

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:53

Macnult

some days, man

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:56

flanisher

Posting

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:57

flanisher

It works, the pain is gone

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:58

the littlest prince

im thinking about taking a break from posting to go eat a hamburger. advice?

# ? Apr 1, 2017 21:59

flanisher

the littlest prince posted:

im thinking about taking a break from posting to go eat a hamburger. advice?

don't take any chances

bring your phone and post about it

_{Sig image courtesy of Rushi}

# ? Apr 1, 2017 22:00

the littlest prince

good idea. im putting a pan on the stove and setting it almost on max. gonna smash a burg. putting mayo on this bun and am going to toast it. also getting an alcohol drink to toast me.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 22:06

Fuck My Ass

i want you to smash my burger prince

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# ? Apr 1, 2017 22:15

Piso Mojado

remember me..

# ? Apr 1, 2017 22:19

Macnult

flanisher posted:

It works, the pain is gone

# ? Apr 1, 2017 22:22

Piso Mojado

im going to be the ceo of posting one day

# ? Apr 1, 2017 22:25

Fuck My Ass

Piso Mojado posted:

im going to be the ceo of posting one day

im thinking I'm like low level management and ur like mid level management

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# ? Apr 1, 2017 22:29

cda: by Hand Knit

Post a picture of the burger

# ? Apr 1, 2017 23:00

cda: by Hand Knit

Start a thread called "Burgers I have loved" for people to post their burgers in

# ? Apr 1, 2017 23:00

Piso Mojado

cda posted:

Start a thread called "Burgers I have loved" for people to post their burgers in

"be the change you want to see" - the burger king

# ? Apr 1, 2017 23:11

cda: by Hand Knit

Next time I eat a burger, I will, unless someone scoops me first, which they should.

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# ? Apr 1, 2017 23:33

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

no longer ending

# ? Apr 1, 2017 23:36

the littlest prince

gently caress My rear end posted:

i want you to smash my burger prince

there shall be time for all burgers to be smashed. I'll get to yours soon enough, gently caress my rear end.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 23:46

Rushi: by Smythe

ill give this a shot

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# ? Apr 2, 2017 04:45

bog pixie

thanks

# ? Apr 2, 2017 05:20

Quidam Viator: ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

i dunno man i think i should end it all

when i came to sa in 1999 there were two ways to post that were either cool or good: you could do a jeffk imitation or you could post like real serious effort posts

i used to write these long rear end posts with proper punctuation and like people actually liked them

then i thought it would be funny for trump to win hte election not because of seriousness but because i was sure he would blow up america and i thought that was important to happen and everyone pretty much hated me

i guess what i'm saying is i don't think i should ever post on sa again. plus my sig is like the worst sig ever, worse than having homo for a mouth

i think i'm way too serious for today's sa, and probably should take my whole posting career out back and shoot it. btw first ever byob post, sorry if i am not cool or good

# ? Apr 2, 2017 20:28

Quidam Viator: ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

see, look at that bullshit. i'm a total fag and that signature is the fuckin worst

# ? Apr 2, 2017 20:35

Fuck My Ass

Quidam Viator posted:

see, look at that bullshit. i'm a total fag and that signature is the fuckin worst

I am willing to take you in as a posting protege. I will teach you the ways. stick around byob friend

Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

# ? Apr 2, 2017 20:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Quidam Viator posted:

see, look at that bullshit. i'm a total fag and that signature is the fuckin worst

byob can help

# ? Apr 2, 2017 20:36

Fuck My Ass

Quidam Viator posted:

see, look at that bullshit. i'm a total fag and that signature is the fuckin worst

byob is cool because you can just let your inner self out and not worry about judgement. it's fun to post here bc I can't act like this around my gf or other rl people. chill out is our motto. kick back and post with your bros. like john Glenn is my bro and I love posting with him. let's have a posting party

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# ? Apr 2, 2017 20:38

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Im so loving weird irl and my wrists are too shiny :cripes:

# ? Apr 2, 2017 20:41

Quidam Viator: ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

gently caress My rear end posted:

I am willing to take you in as a posting protege. I will teach you the ways. stick around byob friend

ok, gently caress my rear end

# ? Apr 2, 2017 20:55

Fuck My Ass

Quidam Viator posted:

ok, gently caress my rear end

we first need to develop your persona we need to get your name out there and known for osmething you could be our un-ironic intellectual.

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# ? Apr 2, 2017 21:18

Scaly Haylie

Quidam Viator posted:

see, look at that bullshit. i'm a total fag and that signature is the fuckin worst

i think a lot of people would appreciate not casually dropping a hate speech word even as self-deprecation

# ? Apr 2, 2017 22:44

Quidam Viator: ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Lizard Wizard posted:

i think a lot of people would appreciate not casually dropping a hate speech word even as self-deprecation

sorry guess i suck at byob as well

Quidam Viator fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Apr 2, 2017

# ? Apr 2, 2017 23:12

Scaly Haylie

just be mindful

# ? Apr 2, 2017 23:13

Fuck My Ass

Quidam Viator posted:

sorry guess i suck at byob as well

you're good bro you're a new poster don't take it harshly you gotta develop your style, swing by the sig thread and get someone to make a sig for you. lots of cool dudes here my bro

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# ? Apr 2, 2017 23:14

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

you shouldnt feel bad about your posting career. a lot of famous people started their posting careers in here, even! they stopped posting in byob some time ago tho

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# ? Apr 3, 2017 01:10

Fuck My Ass

a moment of silence for the posters that had career ending injuries

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# ? Apr 3, 2017 01:36

cda: by Hand Knit

Quidam Viator posted:

i dunno man i think i should end it all

when i came to sa in 1999 there were two ways to post that were either cool or good: you could do a jeffk imitation or you could post like real serious effort posts

i used to write these long rear end posts with proper punctuation and like people actually liked them

bud, you can make long rear end propa punctuation posts right here if you wanna, I bet i would like them

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# ? Apr 3, 2017 01:37

joke_explainer

i've been struggling with posting lately and thought about making the last post as it were, so i appreciate this message and ultimately i agree. we have to keep posting, onwards and upwards.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 06:19

Fuck My Ass

we need to make some memes we need to turn this place into a meme factory

Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 06:38

cda: by Hand Knit

joke_explainer posted:

i've been struggling with posting lately and thought about making the last post as it were, so i appreciate this message and ultimately i agree. we have to keep posting, onwards and upwards.

You're this former lurker's favorite poster, if that helps any.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 08:24

cda: by Hand Knit

gently caress My rear end posted:

we need to make some memes we need to turn this place into a meme factory

You start the thread, I'll help bring the memes

# ? Apr 3, 2017 08:24

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:53

joke_explainer

cda posted:

You're this former lurker's favorite poster, if that helps any.

thank you, it blows my mind when anybody says anything like this tbh. for like months after i started posting here i was universally either tolerated or hated, and i asked advice about it and brilliant amazing man Ron Color said to add more images to my massive text posts and try to be funnier. I had no idea how to be funny so I went to talk to my sister, who always said I was by far the funniest person she knew. She said I was funny because of the crazy scenarios I thought up when attempting to understand things in different ways, so I came back an leaned on that and it did seem some other people liked it. It's still baffling to me a lot of times, I'll laugh thinking of something or just think someone might like it and post it but it's never a sure bet.

still, it seems crazy we have so many great posters that are so seemingly effortlessly funny that I really appreciate you saying you like my posts. yours are really good too and while I haven't posted a ton lately I really like reading yours and you have a great new AV. Mr. fieri is an endless source of comedy and I've found myself laughing lately at just the idea of mike pence adopting his facial hair and coloring his hair like fieri.

# ? Apr 3, 2017 09:41

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