UFC April: I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.

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Will Mighty Mouse break Silva's defense record? This poll is closed.
Yes	35	28.93%
Umm, yes	36	29.75%
Yep	12	9.92%
yeh	38	31.40%
Total:	121 votes

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

handsome only face posted:

Lol https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/850126144523337728

Upon saying this Yoel Romero ran around the room in circles with arms extended yelling he was a plane.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 00:27

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:41

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Captain Log posted:

It's weird how primal the urge to eat and drink is to a human. (As some of you may now) I was once in a situation where I couldn't drink or eat anything for two weeks. I nearly had to be strapped down. It wasn't from the foot long incision or sepsis, it was my inability to drink. I've felt drat near every kind of pain a person can be in and the inability to eat and drink normally is somewhere near the top.

I used to think "LOL fatty" but then when I was in a situation where my food was limited or non-existent, I literally went a bit insane.

Is there any chance the UFC would be able to loosen weed restrictions itself or would it need a USADA like body to chill out? Vitor getting a win because Gastelum got high is loving dumb as hell.

The more I hear about your life the more i'm convinced you are some Desolation Jones experiment obsessed with MMA.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 03:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Matt riddle got kicked out for weed, but that's all I can think of the top of my head

Riddle parlayed that into a stoner MMA wrestling gimmick in pro wrestling. WWE wants him and hes considered the best rookie in a single year since Goldberg.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 06:40

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Upon hearing that being a fake tit rules you out of fighting Michael Bisping breaks out in a cold sweat.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 17:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Mr. Nice! posted:

No way. He said he wasn't going into the NFL because it was just as bad for his body. Pro wrestling isnt much better.

Pro wrestling is much much worse. Less pay for more work and the drugs will kill you by your forties because you have to look like Vitor Belfort 24/7 for years.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 15:49

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Unfunny Poster posted:

Its going to be him switching into the lucrative world of pro video game competition.

It is amazing the best fighter in the entire world streams regularly on twitch and gets, maybe, 100 viewers.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 15:54

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

That was Mousasi's last fight on his contract and after his post fight stating he isnt getting a title shot because the UFC is racist against Armenian's don't expect a rematch to sort out this clusterfuck. Bellator bound in all likelihood.

“I should get paid,” Mousasi told reporters at UFC 210’s post-fight news conference. “I’ve defeated (Ronaldo) ‘Jacare’ (Souza), I’ve defeated Mark Hunt, I’ve defeated Dan Henderson, I’ve defeated Vitor Belfort, and I’ve defeated Weidman. Who else? All these guys I’ve defeated, and they’re making more money than me. What is it? My nationality? Do you want me to dye my hair blond? What the (expletive)?

Lid fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Apr 9, 2017

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 23:38

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Fat Twitter Man posted:

I loved Anderson Silva as much as anyone but he was having competitive fights with people like Chael Sonnen and Yushin Okami, so maybe his title streak was more a product of luck and a terrible division than him being some kind of unbeatable demigod.

We did it guys

We got someone to post Anderson Silva Was Always Bad

We... did... it...

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 05:29

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Volkan Oezdemir doesn't exist. The jokes gone too far.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 18:33

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bubba Smith posted:

michael bisping got his title fight cause he's popular. nobody give a poo poo about phil davis. people cared about phil davis for exactly 3 months in 2010

Still think he lost to Little Nog. Holding stuffed takedown position against the cage does not a winner make.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 06:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Weidman should move to 205.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 19:44

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Todd Grisham

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 20:31

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Auron posted:

hey remember when all those not-a-union organizations started up disappeared like a rapidly deflating balloon?

I blame bjorn

That is the correct person to blame

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 12:52

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bisping eez ze ardest opponent ov me lifeee GSP exhales injecting the black oul breathless as his bloated gut forms a womb containing the offspring of the Syndicate

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 04:56

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bluedeanie posted:

I too would rather be talking about your bartoc the leaper mpreg fanfic but right now we are talking about huffing farts and sucking dicks, yet again

Sounds like a Batroc fanfic either way.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 05:00

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Snowman_McK posted:

Who was the guy who did the midcarders thread? That was actually really useful. Much like I've been doing with most of pop culture since my early 20s, I look at cards now and go 'who the gently caress are these people?'

That was me, it was too hatd to keep up with all the new people and after a while the fighters looped so writing again was redundant. It does forever hold my candle to then Future LW Champion TJ Grant.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 04:26

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Captain Log posted:

You know what I sure love? The fact that someone has to come have a mental breakdown in our threads about once every few years. Is it that high in other forums?

The thing is it's always someone who has never appeared before and then just as quickly leaves.

There was the guy who freaked out when Nate Diaz lost to Stun gun Kim

The other guy who went on a rant about how Demian Maia "was a oval office" when he Fitch'd Jon Fitch

About sixty people in various situations involving Conor McGregor

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 06:59

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Cody is the quantum of actual IQ and fight IQ being inverse

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 08:15

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Memento posted:

Vitor vs. Nate Marquadt for UFC 212 apparently.

That's... a fight? I guess?

Nine Time King Of Pancrase Nate Marquardt

Pepperidge Farm remembers

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 16:43

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:41

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Trast posted:

Jon Jones showing up to a fight with a pot belly still probably murders everyone in light heavyweight except for Cormier. He'd have to go on the Tim Sylvia diet plan to make it a major issue.

Jones is the only guy DC completley had his wrestling neutralised against. Even fat i'm not sure we can say DC's wrestling has improved to get Jones down and in stand up Jones always has tge reach.

# ¿ May 1, 2017 06:21

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